Dairy cows are amazing.
Prosecco has really caught on huh.
I have a hard time deciding between my favorite Joe Pesci character. Vincent LaGuardia Gambini or Nicky Santoro. When he dies and they show all his movies it's gonna be suite.
What exactly is everyone's take on Bruce Springsteen again? I mean you really can't start a fire withouth a spark. It's true.
Why is Lebron's pre-game dunk routine news on ESPN? Oh that's right because the media is awful.
Dancing with the Stars would be 1,000% better if after you got voted off.....you die.
If you don't like a good ol'fashioned cold glass of root beer we can never ever ever be friends.
Altoids are my mint of choice.
And for minty like gum Trident Original always satisifies.
The proof is in the pudding. What does that even mean?
I drink coffee now. Whatever.
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this has TP written all over it except for the 34 years old part
You mean diet Pepsi
/Tem
a good friend of mine lost his yob yesterday because of these budget cuts. it might be only temporary...still sucks.
wall
sounds like his problem
/meiz
AJA it does suck. i hope they get the budget shit squared away soon.
won't spend $$$ on a person but they will spend $$$ inventing a mini flying drone that is intended to get eaten by the bad guy's dogs so that we can eavesdrop on the bad guys more easily.
what bothers me is to see things like a quote from pelosi saying that it "undermines the dignity of their position to take a paycut". it also bothers me to see stories about the govt officials sending millions on private luxury jets to take them from place to place...yet they can't afford to pay all the "working man's" salary...the same people they are all say they are trying to protect during their campaigns
and this isn't a republican/democrat thing...
my stance on politicians is well established. they are fucking idiots who if they were smart would be doing something else with their lives.
the smartest people don't go into politics, they go into something else. only the dumbasses go into politics and it is sad.
i actually wouldn't oppose massive raises for politicians if i really though it would get better people "applying" for the job.
and that is even in a time when i think the government spends waaaaaay too much money.
"I drink coffee now"
you ain't no closer
i wouldn't mind doing my part in the fuloughs if the people implementing them were also being fuloughed.
also fire some fucking congressmen. we don't need 435 of them.
cut that shit down to like 250.
"cut that shit down to like 250"
but then, how would your interests be heard if you didn't have a local congressman to reach out to?
(s)
"i wouldn't mind doing my part in the fuloughs if the people implementing them were also being fuloughed."
there shouldn't even be one.
this whole thing is like saying you need to cut back on your grocery bill so instead of buying jumbo eggs you are going to switch to large ones. but you still are going to go ahead and buy 100 steaks each week even though you only eat 4.
it'll save you like 5 cents by switching eggs, but you could have saved hundreds by cutting back on steaks.
as usual they try to solve a problem with a solution that attacks a tiny tiny part of the problem.
there shouldn't even be one.
agreed
"but then, how would your interests be heard if you didn't have a local congressman to reach out to?"
i know you put s, but in any case....same way they are now....if i have money and give it to them they'll listen. if i don't have any money at all they'll give me free stuff to vote for them. if i have some money but not enough to give them they tell me to fuck off.
goddman kod bat signal is broke
i hear he is on facebook
kod bat signal worked
he taught us about spoons or something in mexico last night
diet soda is awful
tem is so money on the politician talk
there are smart people working in gubment and private sector
name one smart person who works in the government
i guess i mean as a politician
what's the old joke, nobody starts their career in government, it's where smart people go to retire.
WADR to jug of course
i love when i have the elevator to myself i drop bombs
gas chamber
it's better to drop bombs when others are in there.
make them suffer
"name one smart person who works in the government"
politicians dont work for gubment they work for people
sec of treasury, sec workers, pentagon workers, etc
"i guess i mean as a politician"
zero, right
"it's better to drop bombs when others are in there.
make them suffer"
I'm all thunder.
sec of treasury isn't smart, he's an idiot
then blame it on the chick in there
"sec of treasury, sec workers, pentagon workers, etc"
to clarify there are smart people who work in those areas and more, i meant
politicians there are none, like tem is alluding too
SEC people aren't smart, if they were smart, they'd have gotten jobs with big firms and gotten paid.
it's like the IRS, they get the bottom of the barrel accountants, nobody wants to do those jobs for the peanuts they get paid.
Jacob Lew is pretty fucking smart blue
""I don't know the last time when there's been three brothers in the NFL," Desmond said this week. "It's definitely a milestone. It's big for our family and our city."
umm the gronkowskis
idiots i am referring to are really only ones that are getting elected.
pentagon workers aren't really making cnn, and i have not really met any so i am not idea about their intelligence.
but congressman, senators, president, they are on tv and in the news a lot spouting off dumb shit.
and geitner
"SEC people aren't smart"
at the top?
top SEC job(s) is a big job at a "big firm"
and many times they do end up at some point leaving public job and going into private sector for cash outs
i'm sure there are smart people everywhere
and geitner
well i wouldnt call him dumb, i mean i think he is smart i think you have to be smart to be have that job i think first he had to deal with unprecedented circumstances and extreme political pressure
you're better than this blue
dumb people can't trick there way to being the cheif economist to the greatest country in the world
yes they can
you're better than this.
it is like 90% who you know and 10% what you know.
all they have to do is know the right people and they can fake the 10% part.
i don't pay attention to geitner enough to opine on him.
but a dumbass could defnitely get that job.
"yes they can"
not this high up, i disagree
at some point you have to prove yourself and have lucid opinions on all things monetary and ultimately the decisions you make, especially now in a global economy, rest with you your advisors can do all the work and prepare statistics and give advice but you still have to have the fotitude and head to make the right call
i mean the man speaks 7 *languistics no dummy can do that
i think absolutely it's a who you know field, gubment jobs, but i also think to be that high up, there has to be some smarts there
cannot sit here and call a man dumb
senators are dumb
chris christie is dumb
the VP is dumb
sec of treasury is never dumb
head of Pentagon is never dumb
it keeps this whacked out country in check because if the head govt officials were dumb AND elected politicians we'd be screwed
Vice Presidente said...
i think absolutely it's a who you know field, gubment jobs, but i also think to be that high up, there has to be some smarts there
cannot sit here and call a man dumb
senators are dumb
chris christie is dumb
the VP is dumb
suite
lol
i'm really glad black history month is over
no more cosby show marathons
"i mean the man speaks 7 *languistics no dummy can do that"
like i said, i don't know about this specific person, but i still contend a dummy could get that job.
henry paulson seems like he wasn't the brightest crayon in the pack.
he was Goldman Sachs CEO
"What exactly is everyone's take on Bruce Springsteen again? I mean you really can't start a fire withouth a spark. It's true."
Love the Boss. Saw him in 2010. Down in the pit. It was awesome.
"I drink coffee now. Whatever."
As do I. 2 cups at the very most though.
i like Bruce *asswell
not a rolling stones fan
people gasp at me when i say this
I got way drunk last night and probably fucked up my bowling average. It was a shitshow. The new oil pattern had me SHOOK. I was changing balls every couple of frames and shit. It was like real life. Not happy with my performance.
"As do I. 2 cups at the very most though."
we are all growned* up now
"not a rolling stones fan"
Neither am I. I get the same reaction sometimes, but their sound just doesn't hit me right. I love Sympathy For The Devil though. That one stays in rotation.
opening to The Departed I like, Gimme Shelter
good stones song
but me liking 4 or 5 stones songs means i dont really like them considering they released what over 100 singles let alone albums
Now Journey
that is a fucking band baby!
"the greatest country in the world"
You keep saying this. Why?
Is it because that's where New York is?
The Speaker of the House is not required to be a member of Congress.
"he was Goldman Sachs CEO"
ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here.
if you want to say he is smart you should say good things about him.
like he speaks 7 languistics
"ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER
he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.
doesn't sound too smart.
i guess apparently you can make it in investment banking and be an idiot.
maybe i should add that to my list.
actually come to think of it most bankers i know are fucking retarded.
they are slightly ahead of politicians though.
i guess apparently you can make it in investment banking and be an idiot.
::nodding::
/LP
I'm a big fan of 1600 Penn. It's pretty smart and pretty damn funny. I hope it doesn't get cancelled.
"ok so strike one on him. you aren't helping your cause here."
insanity
Tom Petty coming to Summerfest is always "big news" here. It's so fucking dumb. The guy's played the festival 13 times. Get over it, Milwaukee.
"he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.
doesn't sound too smart."
by that logic only two people in the world are smart
Roubini and Buffett
Journey sucks!
"Journey sucks"
you shut your mouth
"he's the guy that consistently said everything was fine with the economy and banking industry all while it was going to shit.
doesn't sound too smart."
These are El Pad's people. Just sayin'.
i believe in the archives you will find someone other than me saying something along the lines of super smart people work on wall street (to make huge amounts of money) or NASA
ceo's of investment banks are ceo's of investments banks because they have made the firms and themselves huge HUGE amounts of money by being smart
read a book bro
This might be a smidge racist, but the black people ALWAYS request delivery appointments with me after noon. It never fails.
"by that logic only two people in the world are smart"
only two people you know apparently.
plenty of people were saying the opposite of what paulson was saying.
"This might be a smidge racist, but the black people ALWAYS request delivery appointments with me after noon. It never fails."
CPT. their noon is your 3pm.
or they've been incredibly lucky
"ceo's of investment banks are ceo's of investments banks because they have made the firms and themselves huge HUGE amounts of money by being smart"
or lucky. don't they have studies that how a monkey throwing darts at a wall is a better stock picker than any human??
maybe you should hire a monkey as ceo and see if anything different happens?
and don't get mad because your industry is run by dummies.
you should take advantage of it.
"CPT. their noon is your 3pm."
Unfortunately, we stop receiving at 1pm
instead of idolizing these morons go find a monkey and kick their asses!
"Unfortunately, we stop receiving at 1pm"
sounds like your problem.
"sounds like your problem."
It really is.
CPT
Who says C anymore?
do you just say PT?
BPT
CPT is right
Black people say CPT. CPT is the way to go.
my apologies, tem
"stock picker"
hahahahah stocks
stocks are for babies, the big boys dont make money off stocks
if it were that easy we'd all do it
accepted
Pandora just tried to sneak a Nickelback song on me
::finger wag::
"if it were that easy we'd all do it"
you can't because those goddman monkeys are smarter than you all.
put derivatives, swaps, whatever on the wall and the monkey wins.
it isn't anything to be embarassed about....oh wait it kind of is.
but at least a monkey can't be sec. of the treasury so you can still get that job.
fucking man is always keeping the monkey down.
Here's where this story gets good for me.
I'm fairly certain Tem's essentially been acting as CFO for a good 2 years and the veepmeister is telling him about finance.
this discussion took a hard left to satire blvd.
i'm out
I can't wait until I'm in temhio in a few weeks and me & tem can talk about LP
i know nothing about accounting meiz
and i said nothing to him about finance
this discussion took a hard left to satire blvd.
i'm out
Good strategy
/mize
"Good strategy
/mize"
This
"i know nothing about accounting meiz
and i said nothing to him about finance"
It's been a running theme for a while
but at least a monkey can't be sec. of the treasury so you can still get that job.
i aint nobody's secretary, that's womens work
/Lp
"It's been a running theme for a while"
you don't know the differences I speak of
"you don't know the differences I speak of"
I know a little about a lot.
5lbs of shicken wings for $4.50. BONG
/H bat signal
30 labatt blue for $12. BAM
Bargain.
LP provided good entertainment this AM. yay for him.
rory pulled out of a tournament because of a sore wisdom tooth...wussbag
"30 labatt blue for $12. BAM"
I should buy some for LP
you should. Fucking weasel
"rory pulled out of a tournament because of a sore wisdom tooth...wussbag"
Yes.
But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful. I credit my wisdom teeth for greatly increasing my threshold.
"/H bat signal"
The chicken wings? Not I, sir. H doesn't do chicken wings.
wHeasel
"The chicken wings? Not I, sir. H doesn't do chicken wings."
Employee sale. Wait. WHAT?????
Oh you made it for the sale? Congrats!
Lp
It was a surprise big sale they put out yesterday afternoon. I was blessed.
tuscan farmhouse
hilarity
Is this the part where you say you never complained about missing employee sales and I made it up?
your problem
"At a restaurant outside of Seattle, a grilled chicken Caesar salad costs $11.95. At the same restaurant, a bowl of minestrone soup costs $5.95, and a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce costs $12.95."
O_O
he knows
"Is this the part where you say you never complained about missing employee sales and I made it up?"
Sigh.
It's not a complaint.
::slams head on desk::
::walks out of room::
mize's comments come across as complaints a lot.
Sigh.
It's not a complaint.
::slams head on desk::
::walks out of room::
aitch is trolling mize
"aitch is trolling mize"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
On a lighter note, the Mets are going to be TERRIBLE.
"But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful. I credit my wisdom teeth for greatly increasing my threshold."
^^^^
if it gets into your nerve it's fucking unbearable at times
"On a lighter note, the Mets are going to be TERRIBLE."
give me an over under wins i'll bet it
"But as someone who suffered through that pain for over a decade, that shit is incredibly painful."
dentist remove those ya know
give me an over under wins i'll bet it
72.5
dentist remove those ya know
mize didn't know what health insurance was until circa 2011
"give me an over under wins i'll bet it
72.5"
OMG GIVE ME THE OVER ALL DAY!
mize didn't know what health insurance was until circa 2011
fucking loser
"dentist remove those ya know"
Health insurance cost and coverage is kind of a massive problem in the greatest country in the world.
that's harsh
OMG GIVE ME THE OVER ALL DAY!
Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet
"Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet"
if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy
"Health insurance cost and coverage is kind of a massive problem in the greatest country in the world."
MOVE
/keef
keef how does a month sound?
week for you month for me
done
wait. what just happened
"Would you bet $1000 on that? And not the fake kind of $1000 bet"
if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy
So, no. Got it.
done
suite
It's on LoW now
Also on LoW.
2012 NFL bet
No NFL QB throws for 5000+ yards during the 2012 season = 1 week name/pic for LP
At least 1 NFL QB throws for 5000+ yards during 2012 season = 1 week name/pic for keef
I guess Brees did it.
so i lost?
wouldn't that mean you won?
got myself a 280 on PBA
so i lost?
Man you are a genius
summit 4 will have a PBA tourney
ah i see now
apologies
"if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy"
AHIIK
tem
they have a casino in cbus?
"if i were in vegas and had disposable income i would bet it heavy"
bet?
keith and EP
Tem, Kev, I'm thinking about the weekend of March 22.
ns
cats sleep 70% of their lives...tem must be a cat
what is meiz thinking about that weekend
more monopoly money is printed in a year than real money throughout the entire world
Tem, Kev, I'm thinking about the weekend of March 22.
I'm leaving on the 23rd
I fly back home at like 4pm on that Saturday
just change your flight and crash at tem's
i'm sure pcmtem won't mind
"I fly back home at like 4pm on that Saturday"
Thank you for making the decision for me. Money will be saved.
just change your flight and crash at tem's
My $FMLB draft is that Sunday morning.
"i'm sure pcmtem won't mind"
Yeah, hamcocked Meiz is basically sober EP when there's a wife around. Except not mean.
LP isn't mean. He just doesn't have a good view of reality
I WANT A SANDWICH.
CAN YOU BRING ME ANOTHER PILLOW?
THIS BLANKET'S ITCHY
WHERE ARE YOUR DRINKING GLASSES?
CAN I USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE?
I THREW UP IN THE BATHTUB
HOW DO I TURN THE TV OFF?
HOW CLOSE IS THE SHOWER TO THE TOILET?
WHERE'S THE NEAREST BAIT SHOP?
CAN I HAVE A BJ?
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR DRESSERS BROKEN?
WHY DOESN'T THE FUCKING MICROWAVE WORK
"they have a casino in cbus?"
yes
"cats sleep 70% of their lives...tem must be a cat"
you take that back
""they have a casino in cbus?"
i haven't gone yet. the minimum bet on tables is $25.
except like wednesday morning when it is only $20 or $15.
i haven't gone yet. the minimum bet on tables is $25.
oh fuck that
bold
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