Dairy cows are amazing.
Prosecco has really caught on huh.
I have a hard time deciding between my favorite Joe Pesci character. Vincent LaGuardia Gambini or Nicky Santoro. When he dies and they show all his movies it's gonna be suite.
What exactly is everyone's take on Bruce Springsteen again? I mean you really can't start a fire withouth a spark. It's true.
Why is Lebron's pre-game dunk routine news on ESPN? Oh that's right because the media is awful.
Dancing with the Stars would be 1,000% better if after you got voted off.....you die.
If you don't like a good ol'fashioned cold glass of root beer we can never ever ever be friends.
Altoids are my mint of choice.
And for minty like gum Trident Original always satisifies.
The proof is in the pudding. What does that even mean?
I drink coffee now. Whatever.