You can always tell when chicks got they periods when they take purse to the bathroom.
So Showtime has this show, remember when I said Real Sports on HBO is the bombdizzle? and that it's like 60 min style but on sports topics, well like I said Showtime has this show which they call 60 minutes sports. And it's exactly the same. Real Sports is still better cuz it's OG.
Anyway last night or the night before they had this piece on this idiot european dude who thought he can like dive down to depths of the ocean without head gear or any breathing apparatus and shit even though doctors and scientists said um hey, you know the farther down you go the less chance of you actually surviving and like your head can just explode and he was all like yeah i have this figured out......yeah he went down to like i dont know i wasnt paying attention like 200 feet or something and came up unconscious, he's physically handicap now and talks like he had a stroke
what an idiot. man i really hate people like that
I LOVE CASH.
Haagen Dazs pints were $2 on sale last week bought 5 of those fuckers.
Vanilla Swiss Almond
Caramel Cone Sundae
Chocolate Chocolate Chip
Cookie Dough
Coffee
Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie.
Cable is more annoying then......................................
Shaq with that whack ass TV show, cmon bro
Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers.
Also NFL has longest off-season right? I think yes. If not in Super Bowl you are off, Feb-July (late) min camps don't count. Just a thought.
You know there is something not right about these gooks. A part of me thinks they are infiltrating the states at this rapid pace to launch an attack on us one day
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how you doin?
hilarity
smat*
shaq must need money.
he is in like 10 new commercials now and has a dumb show or whatever
"Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie."
1) wizard of oz is a classic and anything related to it even dudes want to see. it is engraved into our minds. for example, Wicked the musical. There is interest in seeing that even though it is a musical and generally all musicals (except Grease 2) are for girls.
2) witches that aren't ugly
3) great combo of actresses that you want to see naked. Mila Kunis - big check. Rachel Weisz - seen it before I think but I'd see it again. Michelle Williams - sure why not. so even though it is rated PG-13 and there won't be boobs you are interested in it anyway.
4) James Franco is some sort of real life magician. Everything about him says you should hate him because he seems to be some sort of lazy stoner guy who never tries. But yet, he is likable. WTF?
"Also NFL has longest off-season right?"
if you count lockouts then Hockey wins I think.
if you don't count lockouts then Hockey is probably the shortest.
great OZ points
"You know there is something not right about these gooks. A part of me thinks they are infiltrating the states at this rapid pace to launch an attack on us one day"
you are wierd
and i know that is pot / kettle
i think it is because James Franco looks mildy retarded so somewhere in the back of your head you are proud of the tard for making it.
"That left field GG is adorable. Like being the smrtst retard."
you do realize he won one the year he played CF. The only reason he doesn't play CF anymore is a) they have Dexter Fowler and b) they're trying to save the wear and tear on him so he can continue to hit .330 every year
"Tell me why I want to see that OZ movie."
mila kunis
you are wierd
dude there are millions of them, can form own army
lion attack
"She was at ease with those big cats," Hanson said. "They liked her."
apparently
lion attack has been news here
you get into the cage with a lion, you're gonna get bit
mariah had the puppies on display last night.
it was nice
"lion attack"
Authorities trying to determine what caused a lion to maul and fatally attack a female intern volunteer at a private wild animal park
Um, because it's a fucking lion?
mariah had the puppies on display last night.
pic please
"pic please"
google
keith are we on to signing day yet
1 sec
It's on signing day now
ok, i'm ready to advance
Do you want to look at signing day or can I move it along?
Ok
i kind of wish bieber would die
this would never happen in springfield
On position changes
"you do realize he won one the year he played CF. The only reason he doesn't play CF anymore is a) they have Dexter Fowler and b) they're trying to save the wear and tear on him so he can continue to hit .330 every year"
So you took the bait. Got it.
You guys play video games too much
Your wives should be appalled
i need to attend a bourbon tasting to decide which bourbon i will drink
"Do you want to look at signing day or can I move it along?"
i do not need to look
"Your wives should be appalled"
nope. if we didn't play video games we'd bother them more.
Boise had #3 class, wava #4, Sconnie #5
i do need to do position changes though. the computer puts people at dumb positions if you let it.
wava had a lot of gems though.
I had 3 gems and 1 bust
"Boise had #3 class, wava #4, Sconnie #5"
BOOM!
i think i'm done with position changes
Yeah, I'm going to want to look at positions
I had 21 4 star recruits
Whatta gotta online site for NCAA?
"nope. if we didn't play video games we'd bother them more."
I must have had the worst girlfriend on earth
Again, cmtem moving on up the rankings.
mize
BLOCKT!
Let's see if we can get all the offseason shit done by tomorrow
Can we play baseball? Can that be a thing?
Big ole fish fry for lunch today.
Cod, perch, fries, slaw, rolls, rye bread, milk, juice, soda, salad, mashtopatoes
I like beisbol, but I think I would lose interest after about game 37
Yeah, that recruiting on NCAA is riveting stuff.
That's why you skip it. I don't skip the games
"I like beisbol, but I think I would lose interest after about game 37"
can't you make a shortened season
Good point
"can't you make a shortened season"
Probably.
I'd like to do a full season of something some time. I've always wanted to do baseball and keep the same schedule as MLB, and I've always wanted to do Madden on 15 minute quarters on All-Madden with the realest gameplay possible.
Then again, maybe not. Who cares.
"Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers."
How does one propose they should be prepared? Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier.
I'd like to do a full season of something some time. I've always wanted to do baseball and keep the same schedule as MLB, and I've always wanted to do Madden on 15 minute quarters on All-Madden with the realest gameplay possible
Meiz said ...
You guys play video games too much
Meiz said...
Then again, maybe not. Who cares.
"How does one propose they should be prepared? Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier."
stop acting like you are 21?
"Nothing about their lives has been "normal" from the time they hit age 14 or earlier."
Who cares? They fucking humans. They can't adjust to a different lifestyle?
They're
Evidently not. I'm just saying they're not normal.
does x box have a good baseball game?
i am going to wava to do work tomorrow. so i probably will struggle to finish all the offseason stuff this weekend.
"does x box have a good baseball game?"
Yeah, 2K is good.
The Show is a little better, but that's a Sony game.
Fried food was a bad idea. Should have gone wit the grilled cutlets.
Fried is usually carb heavy
If you guys do a 2K baseball league I will play as the Pirates.
i would play as the rockies
i am not good at vidyo game beisbol though
EP might have xbox by then
might
key word
Ha
"i am not good at vidyo game beisbol though"
^^^ All day for me
but i think i can throw up a realistic pirates record
Tem is a gaming nerd. He'll be dominating in 2 weeks
In an interview podcast with former San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom on his podcast, Carolla went there. After Newsom noted that “half of African Americans in the state of California, and roughly half of Latino families, have no access to a checking account or an ATM,” Carolla voiced some questions that were probably left best unsaid.
“What’s wrong with them?” asked Carolla. “I want to know why those two groups don’t have access. Are they flawed?”
Newsom quickly attempted to steer the conversation elsewhere. “I don’t want to have a sociological debate,” he said.
“I want to know why [Blacks and Latinos] are struggling,” Carolla continued. “Do Asians have this problem? Why do so many [Blacks and Latinos]? Blacks have been here longer than we have. What about Asians–they were put in internment camps. Are they at the check cashing places?”
“Why are [these problems] concentrated in the African American community?” Newsom responded. “Look at the history. It’s naïve to suggest that those things don’t matter.”
“How about the Jews?” asked Carolla. “No problems in the past? Whose had it worse? Why are the Jews doing well? [...] Why do some groups do so much better? I’ll tell you why: They have a family who puts an emphasis on education.”
why don't they have access to a checking account
fucking things are free
"Christie Dawn Harris was arrested after police officers found a gun in her vagina and meth in her butt."
wt name too
You have to have money to put in a checking acct
you saw the hangover 3 trailer?
"you saw the hangover 3 trailer?"
i saw it , i wasn't impressed
"You have to have money to put in a checking acct"
so saying they don't have access is just plain false
they have access, they don't have the means
granted illegals don't have access, because of that anti-terrorism thing, they have to have valid SSN or something
durant gets "Jordan" calls already i noticed
time to get live
time to represent
SUNSET PARK WHAT TIME IS IT
Time to get naked and pull on some wieners?
no
Shit, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
spinach ravioli tonight from Pastosa
DET
"Tem is a gaming nerd. He'll be dominating in 2 weeks"
i've never had much luck with baseball, but you are probably right that I would figure it out.
it's just pushing buttons and moving sticks
problem with playing 15 minute quarters in Madden is that the final score of the game is like 140-125
ive always found baseball games to be pretty simple and true to the actual game
like pitching is key, down and away, corners, changing speeds and eye level if you make mistakes over the plate they will get hit
problem with playing 15 minute quarters in Madden is that the final score of the game is like 140-125
not on All Madden level
thought about moving, just gonna paint instead, cheaper
"not on All Madden level"
yes, even on that level
""not on All Madden level"
yes, even on that level"
You just have to adjust the sliders
90's dances were awesome
"You just have to adjust the sliders"
like the mini burgers?
one of my favorite movie scenes
why elguapo
my forehead is advancing on my hair
who are these fucking guys
/major league voice
1/28
17/28
i got like 6
some of them are deceptive because I forgot they changed teams
I got all position players except Toronto catcher. Didn't get many pitchers
only pitcher i knew was vogelsong
I got the Dbags pitchers, Toronto SP, and Texas SP
I'm in NYC with time to kill. Trying to meet up with EP.
drive me home i get out at 6pm
go buy him some biers
drop off a sixer son
tiger now -12
lebron is fucked
I had a JIB hot mess burger the other day
it was pretty alright
Tomorrow I shall buy a fish
what kind
get a clown fish and name it nemo
You gonna wait for me to get there?
what is your estimated time
EST
"what kind"
Probably just a Betta. I'll get a fancy looking vase to keep it in at Michael's or Hobby Lobby on the cheap.
Thinking about getting back in the aquarium game on a smaller scale than before.
i got a starter set, it's yours if you want if i ever remember to send it
time to punch a chowd in the face
piece
simmit 2.75?
summit
5 minutes until home time
i'm heading, it's been a week
Time for me to check out today's links
And I bought EP a $7 draft deer. Mission accomplished.
Also, he's taller than I thought he would be.
Did you guys touch each other's junk?
"Also, he's taller than I thought he would be."
That's because you're like 5'10"
If LP lived anywhere else, $7 would have been like 3 draft deers*
FACT
Boise can wear blue at home again
Especially at this time of day. Happy hour, yo.
"That's because you're like 5'10""
Knows height
Not a clue
5'10" is his width
S
You forgot the "/elevator guy"
Position changes
Wall
Got a 299 on PBA Challenge
hilarity
"Amazes me how athletes are so unprepared for life after thier playing careers."
I understand it for the one's who come from poverty, which is a good perctage. But even for those raised middle class, it still must take huge adjustments to have such a very short but incredibly lucrative and fame-filled shelf life.
why don't they have access to a checking account
fucking things are free
When I worked at a Bank, we had quite a few hispanic clients, probably around 1/3.
Very very few had accounts and the one's that did still carried a minimal balance and most often just cashed their paychecks for >>>>$1000
It's not a matter of not having money, and it's not a matter of not knowing that they exist or how to set them up.
*and if you wondering why they would come in if they didn't have accounts, it's because the bank allowed non-members to cash checks written from that bank
"Do Asians have this problem? Why do so many [Blacks and Latinos]? Blacks have been here longer than we have. What about Asians–they were put in internment camps. Are they at the check cashing places?”"
wow, Carolla is an idiot
well, asshole
-we didn't kidnap people from Asia and force them to work on things they did not have particular skills for, and beat/rape/kill/tear apart their families....instead, gasp, we allowed them to come willingly and gave them what they needed to use their skills and knowledge to improve our transportation and ag. development/systems.
-internment was horrible, shameful and completly indefensible, but came significantly later after initial arrivals at Angel Island, after they were allowed to demonstrate their utility and integrate into America.
-making it sound like any and all racial injustice is equal injustice is fucking dumb and harmful
High school state hockey championship tonight
haven't been so excited for a hockey game since Bemidji's final 4 run years back
Lesson learned, buy bigger rocks for the next Betta. Rinsing these ones was an absolute disaster.
I should also get a bigish meat baster for waster changes.
"A nasty brawl broke out in the ninth inning of the World Baseball Classic game between Mexico and Canada on Saturday
It was a wild scene, as chaotic as any on a major league field in recent years.
Several police officers came onto the field, and there were skirmishes in the seats."
Canada is still learning the whole baseball thing, sometimes, they think it's hockey
glad JM wasn't involved, shit, I hope he didn't get concussed from watching it
Yeah, man. I can't wait for the video to hit youtube. I heard dudes were wildin' out.
^^^
plus, Canada and Mexico? How random....like the Netherlands brawling with Japan or something
that's why they needed team USA in the middle of them
it's the only thing holding back WWIII
on an unrelated note, ahem, I'm out of beer, and have moved on to Whisky
well, my cell stopped answering calls last week, and I had to break down and finally get my first real smartphone
Loving the Galaxy III; although my phone no longer matches my laptop (circa 2007) and TV (somewhat broken, quasi-black and white 2008 Bravia).
Thrifty kod is hoping this phone lasts until 2018 or so
The GS3 is a MONSTER, Kod. I love love love it. You can totally customize it to your liking.
And download the Gas Buddy app. Put politics aside and buy the cheapest gas you can. Consumerism is the best way to get these prices trending down.
Time to go drink with EJ & J Dub for a while. I'll be back round about 11:30 I think.
and, the 2 logistical kod cribs hangups have been solved
I now have a video recorder, and
cmkod has agreed to narrate said cribs
and kodashians have agreed to cameo
I just wish sskod was here to film/edit, but still should be solid, or at least hilariously awful and good fodder
And download the Gas Buddy app. Put politics aside and buy the cheapest gas you can. Consumerism is the best way to get these prices trending down.
thanks man, I'll do that right away! With all the driving I have to do, Im all about the cheapest gas options possible
sad though, there was ONE place in Bemidji that sold low grade at the same price as mid grade (it costs stations the same, they just almost always jack up the price on midgrade)...they just changed that this month
boooo, but I still go there because everytime I walk in they get a carton of Marb Red 72s out for me. It's kind of like Cheers, but instead of my name, they all know my smokes.
alright, time for my super bowl to begin
one of my favorite parts is when they introduce all the players and cheerleeders. That was my favorite part as a kid, I thought they all looked so old and so cool.
now, they look like, well, kids. Crazy you
they made the introductions so much lamer, no cheerleaders, and players wearing pseudo-football helmets
laaaame
on the plus side, HM scored first, but your Edina Hornets answered within a minute or two
1-1
halfway though 1st
also, my kitten seems to like Rum
but no Rum for him, he's < 3 y/o, will revisit issue in about 1.5 years
on a related note, no more whisky either, but plenty of Bacardi remains
2-1 Edina
this is serious, we can make you delerious, you shoud have a healthy fear of us, cause too much of us is dangerous....
"you know, Hill Murray likes to go into that back door"
chuckle, I'm 5
5-3 power play quashed, 5-4 to start the second period, 2-1 Edina
stay tuned...
or.....
keep scrolling
3-1 Edina
Also want to take this time to note that Edina has 10X the number of state championships than the second highest school in Minni
but its mostly from tennis and hockey, it's what we do
If you like or ever forced watch The Mighty Ducks or sequels, watch out for the Edina slams, they are everywhere. Although we like that the spoiled rich kid is a "cakeater" and forced to join the Ducks from Edina's team, the most of us aren't venture capitilists. Some of us had parents who did retail, Grandfathers who were custodians, grandmothers as bank tellers and secretaries, etc. etc. etc. Unions yo!
oh, and 4-1 Edina now
yesssssss
is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so
"is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so"
yes, jug is still around
watching hockey too. the lightning suck
gators scored 0 points in the last 7+ minutes against Kentucky today... they're not good on the road
gators scored 0 points in the last 7+ minutes against Kentucky today... they're not good on the road
yes, jug is still around
A+
watching hockey too. the lightning suck
F-
of course, TP always scores a solid A for his 80's music knowedge with a + for Pixies and TMBG appreciation.
Minnesota is the state of hockey because
1) our hs teams will beat the absolute shit out of yours
2) miracle on ice? Your welcome
3) they moved the North Stars to Dallas, who promptly stole our history, ironically leaving us with the worse nickname, color scheme and jerseys in NHL history
2)
4) It is the closest state to canada that actually has people living in it.
5) it's the only state where lakes and ponds are frozen year round
I'm done with position changes
I too am done
Mize?
I weighed my options, and Tem would be proud. Went to the grocery store today and bought nary a carby item. Fruits and veggies.
"is beth still around to keep yall in line, I hope so"
Not even a little bit
We're cutting players now
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