Lakers in that 8th spot!!!
Brutal but hilarity, wish the video was longer for some reaction footage
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Lakers in that 8th spot!!!
Brutal but hilarity, wish the video was longer for some reaction footage
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Rose is a bitch
Blah
broke blackberry, manager gonna be pissed when he sees the order request come in
fuck it
Rut roh
Is the screen slightly cracked?
the screen itself isnt but the screen underneath the screen is all fucked up
if that makes cents*
aitch is my new pal
thanks for the brewski, quickest bier* evar!!!!!!
you had a quickie with H?
Rose's brother says Rose doesn't want to play because his teammates suck.
I don't buy that for a minute.
Rose doesn't want to play because he would be jeopardizing his $100+ million dollar career.
Record 47,791,996 Americans on food stamps...
get on that gravy train kids!
4 more years!
"thanks for the brewski, quickest bier* evar!!!!!!"
No problem.
we also have a record number of americans alive
"Record 47,791,996 Americans on food stamps... "
that's like 1/6th of the world population
(s)
i'm all done with week 1
did you win?
i am done with week 1 too, but i didn't have a game.
"did you win?"
yes, utar sucks
first game of the year is always tough as i'm trying to figure out which new guys are worth a damn
"which new guys are worth a damn"
play all the black guys
i suggest making sure your punter is white, but has dreads anyway.
he was high entertainment but got cut this year.
The Badgers would prefer not carrying a punter. Punting is for the lames.
i need to figure out which blitz keith runs to get a billion sacks a year.
President John Quincy Adams used his pet alligator to terrify White House guests.
i suggest making sure your punter is white, but has dreads anyway.
My punter is black. he is awlsome*. He's also going to be my FG kicker because my K sucks.
i need to figure out which blitz keith runs to get a billion sacks a year.
It's not always the same blitz. There is another secret to it.
im in a foul mood
got a lot done this weekend though
i know it's cliche but it really did go by fast
I just bring the house on blitzes
aitch is cool cept for that obnoxious accent
and i know that is kettle/black but i don't see how a ny accent is considered worse than a boston accent
Every weekend goes by fast, and all I do is sit at home & drink.
"aitch is cool cept for that obnoxious accent"
You should see California-ass Tyler try to contain his laughter while H talks. It's one of life's great joys.
Maybe this pic will light a fire under kod's as.
"Every weekend goes by fast, and all I do is sit at home & drink."
sounds great
s
mize, are you going to recruit during the season or are you just gonna let the computer do it?
ns
your boy kilt SNL meiz
"and i know that is kettle/black but i don't see how a ny accent is considered worse than a boston accent"
And EP sounds exactly like you would expect. Couldn't be more NYC eye-talian*
Hey EP, I parallel park like a beast though, huh?
"mize, are you going to recruit during the season or are you just gonna let the computer do it?"
I'll let the CPU do it. I'll check in & out from time to time.
"sounds great"
It's the bomb, motherfucker. Hang out with friends and get drunk? Sign me right up for that.
if bieber ever stepped to me like that i'd break every bone in his body
"Hey EP, I parallel park like a beast though, huh?"
not bad for a southie
"It's the bomb, motherfucker. Hang out with friends and get drunk? Sign me right up for that."
didnt know you had company
my goodness, surprised spiff didnt give us the definitive DeAndre Jordan dunk gif
that shit cray
I'll let the CPU do it. I'll check in & out from time to time.
So is it ok to advance?
yes
"So is it ok to advance?"
I'm at work, pinkeye. Whatever the hell you want to do.
"There is another secret to it."
i hope it isn't where you move the guy around presnap and confuse the linemen really bad.
I'm asking you. If you want to recruit, I'll wait. If you don't, I'll advance. It's really a yes or no question.
POP THE MOET!
"Colin Cowgill and Marlon Byrd are the most likely outfielders to make the Opening Day roster"
i hope it isn't where you move the guy around presnap and confuse the linemen really bad.
No. But that would be grate
Is Byrd's suspension over?
that was last year
that was last year
I thought he wasn't on a team when he got suspended
so yes
"But that would be grate"
it was an early bug in the game. it still works to an extent.
have your MLB be on QB contain and blitz some other LBs.
move the MLB around like crazy pre snap, just back and forth and back and forth from LT to RT.
the computer gets confused about who to block and it used to be that all your guys would come in untouched.
they fixed it now, but it still works to an extent sometimes.
cheater
"so yes"
Pretty sure you have to be on a team for the suspension to count. See also: Ramirez, Manny
it was an early bug in the game. it still works to an extent.
have your MLB be on QB contain and blitz some other LBs.
move the MLB around like crazy pre snap, just back and forth and back and forth from LT to RT.
Fucking nerd
fucking EA won't let me advance the week online.
everything i read when they signed him indicated he served his suspension
aitch did you end up grabbing a bite down there or not?
twss?
"Fucking nerd"
the game is celebrating its 20th year. i have played every year. i do keep up on bugs. i am indeed a nerd.
On June 25, 2012, Byrd was suspended 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance.[12] Byrd was placed on the restricted list and remained there until August 20.
tem created up up down down left right left right a b select start
it's b a select start
/tem
i actually just learned that the select part was never needed.
you could do it without hitting select and it would work all the same.
and yeah, i think it was b then a
i learned that from Wreck it Ralph.
they did the code as the password to a safe/vault but didn't hit select.
so i looked it up on the intrawebs.
nerd talk killed lov.
deandre jordan made brandon knight his baby mamaa
because he put those nuts on his chin
"i learned that from Wreck it Ralph."
i saw that, decent enough flick...doblue1 liked it
"my goodness, surprised spiff didnt give us the definitive DeAndre Jordan dunk gif"
didnt want to do the deandre dunk vid/gif/shops in the post because of clippers, but it was too good, then didn't have time
here's a shopped gif
there's a hilarity shop i can't find anymore, with the parents from 'Friday' up top, brandon knight down bottom and the caption 'get up brandon, c'mon brandon'
awesome
ESPY
found it
sorry i ruined it already but still awesome
if im brandon knight i change my name and disappear for awhile come back under a new alias
he is like 1 foot shorter than the guy. plus now he gets like $1 for every poster of it that is sold.
he was going above and beyond to be in a position to help and he gets $$$ now for it.
A for effort and A for making $$$
Barnes' reaction at the bottom of the screen is grate
percy harvin to seahawks
damn
condolences kod
"If Chipper wants to come back, I would love to have Chipper," Cashman said of Jones, who spent all 19 of his seasons with the Braves.
ha
"aitch did you end up grabbing a bite down there or not"
Yea. Good call on Kilarney Rose.
Look at H & LP. They're sitting in a tree
Couple of gay boys
Evidently, I'm on the Taco Bell mailing list. Score one for me.
jealous
forgetting about DST was a yuge bummer. Thought I beat the church crowd to Piggly Wiggly. Not so much.
"percy harvin to seahawks"
niners trying to get CRUUUZZZZZ
to counter move
they have two first rounders, dangling one this way
i thought the niners were going after wallace?
per local beat reporter, i think it's lies
wallace is a dolphin, will announce tomorrow
last team standing must get wallace
no shit, dolphin? i missed that
no shit, dolphin? i missed that
Too busy trying to figure out game cheats
i thought the fish* were going to get welker
not for anything, i know chipper hates all NYC everythings but he would be a nice fit there and they are desperate for offense
can play 1st and DH
probably hit 30 hr's in 500 ab's in that park
yanks are crumbling yo
shit is suite
can play 1st and DH
Chipper would play 3rd
not in NYC.
he'd play 1st and DH at the same time in NYC.
"Chipper would play 3rd"
and Youk at first
i guess your right
it sit corrected. NYC has changed its opinion.
forgot about the Jewka*
I properly cored a head of lettuce for the 1st time yesterday. Not sure why I never bothered. It was a watershed culinary moment.
I can't remember the last time I boat* a head of lettuce
and Youk at first
i guess your right
That's can't be true. I never know what I'm talking about.
I can't bring myself to buying the bagged stuff. I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is.
meiz you crack me up with your lifestyle posts
I will buy the salad mix when it's shortdated for $.89 though.
"I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is."
it's $2 when on sale no one buys it when it isn't
also it's lettuce that has nutrients and other offerings
unlike iceberg which is like drinking water, which you already have covered with your daily water regimen
anyway you should see about coring some pussy
ya fucking fruit
I can't bring myself to buying the bagged stuff. I refuse to pay $3 for prepared lettuce compared to a dollar nine or whatever it is.
$3? It's like $1.79 here for just shredded lettuce
stay out of the NYC aisle meiz
"$3? It's like $1.79 here for just shredded lettuce"
No scents in buying shredded and an iceberg/romaine mix. I just go with the head of lettuce.
Iceberg is groce
ya bunch of leaf eaters
I just go with the head of lettuce.
Sounds like your problem
"Iceberg is groce"
It's just lettuce, man.
wifey drops dime on the bag salads, eats em for lunch almost daily
It's just lettuce, man.
Compared to romaine, iceberg is not good.
it's all bad
try beef ya homos
ICEBERG! ROMAINE!
WHOYAGOT!!?!?!
and why
i like the "and why"
Saying he doesn't eat salad makes LP feel like more of a man
i don't eat salad
Iceberg. It tastes like nothing. Romaine tastes like plants. Nothing >plants
I like a good spinach in there, too. And feta. And black olives.
Fuck. I forgot to buy black olives.
"Saying he doesn't eat salad makes LP feel like more of a man"
just dont get it, stay hungry yo
I would imagine that the only thing that taste* worst* then* black olives is poop
STATE JUDGE REJECTS NYC BAN ON LARGE SUGARY DRINKS
in yo face bloomy!
let diabetes kill off the ignant*!!!
What is ya, ignant?
i like big sodas
if I want to drink 64oz, why should i have to buy 4 drinks to do it.
That seems excessive
mo money! mo money! mo money!
ignant = ignorant
ignant = ignorant
thanks
watch Trading Places
"just dont get it, stay hungry yo"
Eat more.
I don't usually eat salad by itself. It's always a side
"watch Trading Places"
this movie is what made me want to get my associates degree
/ep
Boldin to Niners
who is the madden cover?
nice to see that ESPN is now keeping track of cactus league games (s)
so you get a first round pick for percy harvin
and a 6th round pick for Anquan Boldin
Harvin is 24
Boldin is 32
i realize they don't hold the same value...but a 6th round pick is unlikely even to make the team...it's like just giving him away to make salary cap room.
but a 6th round pick is unlikely even to make the team
Brady
Mike Anderson
Terrell Davis
And the Ravens were just going to cut Boldin
he refused paycut
how many 6th round picks have there been? 320 in the last 10 years? so that's a 1% chance of the guy becoming decent.
tom brady was a 6th round pick, 199 overall that is why he is so good, plays with a chip on his shoulder
/media
how many 6th round picks have there been? 320 in the last 10 years? so that's a 1% chance of the guy becoming decent.
So you're saying there's a chance.
The other option was to cut him and get nothing in return
boldin's got a big salary
but harvin's next salary will be similar
but harvin's next salary will be similar
Gotta have that cash to pay for those concussions
yep, boldin's gotta be less of a health risk
wall
Home time
YEAH PIECE
One of my friends is a Vikings fan, and apparently had no idea Harvin was on the block or gonna get cut. EVERYBODY knew this.
18 out of 20
"And the Ravens were just going to cut Boldin"
Yea, once you publicly tell a player you're gonna cut him, you kind of lose any trade leverage with other teams.
I love how everyone is so high on Boldin right now. Yea, he had a huge postseason, but his numbers in the regular season were pretty average.
I wonder how well he'll do without Jones and Smith stretching the field. NS.
I'd be surprised if Wallace doesn't end up in Miami
Isn't Boldin slow? I was to understand he was slow now.
"I wonder how well he'll do without Jones and Smith stretching the field. NS."
Dude. Kaepernick, Gore, Crabtree, Vern Davis.
Week 2
"Dude. Kaepernick, Gore, Crabtree, Vern Davis."
Yes, but these guys aren't the over the top threat that opened so much underneath stuff up for Boldin. I'm not saying he is gonna be a bum, but he's not gonna match the production he had in those last 3 playoff games.
I mean, who is their #2 receiver? Is it going to be Boldin? I think he is more effective from the slot than either the X or the Z. But also, with Davis and Walker at the TE spots, they'll get a lot of the looks Boldin would otherwise get.
Vern is a deep threat
Crab is a deep threat
Gore & Kaep keep Ds honest
Making French dip paninis tonight
Sounds delicious
Whatta gotta au jus?
Efforting the Timberlake album leak right now
Yeah making au jus
And suite potato steak fries
I have a copy of the new Timberlake. Not 100% sure if it's the standard Meiz A++ audio quality, but it sounds comparable to my Abbey Road.
It's legit good money
french dips are awesome
made sick grilled cheeses last night on that smae press i imagine
go
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