The Dolphins are trying. Mike Wallace has come a long ways from his 60 minutes days. I like the Ellerbee signing probably more than the Wallace one.
Lots of activity on day 1. Biggest names were the ones who were cut yesterday, just added more options to the Fee Agent class. Nnamdi, Fitzmagic, some other guys. Broncos signed some fool offensive guard...champyunship.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Dwight came back and dominated Orlando, welcome home.
Big game tonight for the nuggets fans. The prodigal son returns for the first time. Carmelo was hilarious in his interview yesterday. He made mention that it was a "mutual parting of ways". Ummm..the fuck it was, the nuggets wanted you to stay and tried desperately to get you to stay...that's not mutual. Maybe he doesn't know what mutual means, it's not like he went to class at Syracuse.
There's been a lot of talk about whether fans should boo him, or cheer him, or ignore him. Here is my take. I think you cheer him when he's introduced. Then boo him everytime he holds the ball and takes 15 jab steps, and cheer him everytime he misses. I loved him as a player when he was here. I still like him as a player, but like breaking up with the super hot chick who you bent over backwards for because she was so hot, sometimes you're better off without her. You can't appreciate what you have without being able to reflect back, get your manhood back.
To be honest, the guy I miss is JR Smith. I will cheer him tonight, no boos, and Kenyon Martin too, if he gets into the game. But either way, I like my new team with Ty Lawson and Kenneth Faried and Danilo Gallinari and even Javale McGee.
on a side note, fuck Kustos Koufos.
Peyton Manning got $40mm to turn his head and cough yesterday.
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im so wathcing the knick game tonight
I ♥ Melo
he's got a knee though so and with amare out this team that was a lock for wining a post season series is now no longer a lock for anything
i hope he has 2 knees
shook the rust off last night though
fucking HEAT
damn 10:30 start gonna need bourbon to stay awake
so last week it would have been a 9:30 start?
no, it still would have been a 10:30 start
but now it will just feel like 9:30
bourbon keeps you awake?
yes
wine makes me sleepy
i was thinking the same thing.
If i drank a bourbon, i'd be heading to bed
that
only wine for me
do you drink wine because rich people drink it and it makes you feel rich or do you drink it because you are gay?
those are really the only two reasons to drink wine.
i drink wine because it doesn't make me feel as bloated as bier.
i drink beers in the summer and wines in the winter...and liquor most other times
"do you drink wine because rich people drink it and it makes you feel rich or do you drink it because you are gay?"
i drink wine because i'm an alcoholic
wine with dinner is nice
also gays drink white, el pad dont drink white
Gheys talk in 3rd person
cool look back at Big East bball
i don't drink white wine neither
Mainline me some Franz Chillable Red, and I'm good to go. Hooray, blackout juice!
Fuckin' yamo be there
"im so wathcing the knick game tonight"
Singularizing team names. YaHUGE pet peeve.
I'm gonna miss Jason Cross when he gets drafted or graduates. Cannon of an arm.
Fuck the Big East. Most overrated conference ever.
ignant comment
No, seriously. Over the fuck rated.
its like the SEC for football
Except the SEC is actually better than everybody.
now they are overated and dead, back then they ruled college bball
How much of a roller coaster ride has Ryan Fitzpatrick been on the last year and a half though, huh? Widely regarded as a below average to average QB, then has a good 5 or 6 game run to start the '11 season, gets huge, franchise QB money from the Bills, immediately starts sucking and is now looking for a job.
That's what happens when you have a brazillian teams in the conference and live in the past.
I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?
i'd love a roller coaster ride that gives me gteed millions
"I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?"
some of the comments are great
so blue and lp are gays, got it.
i do not read the comments for your local newspaper.
Did my text message go through?
no
nope
"I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper"
I'm not sure if that is a compliment, insult, or neural.
"i'd love a roller coaster ride that gives me gteed millions"
No doubt
he just thinks you are a cornball
Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.
ignant comment
That means ignorant, right?
tOSU's new starting QB has a pretty strong arm, but his accuracy isn't grate. But he's fast as shit. And he's only a soph
And the new #1 WR for tOSU is lightning quick. This is gonna be a good season, tater
MLB had 5 sacks last night
wright is BEASTING in the dub-bee-see*
and there were 3 other chances where he got to the QB right away and the QB broke the tackle
"he just thinks you are a cornball"
Well, let me just tell you, Meiz's opinion of me is at the forefront of my life concerns...
"That means ignorant, right?"
yes
have you ever been around black people
jesus
I swear H is a commenter from the local newspaper. You guys ever read those?
Yeah I can see that. Kind of cumfastesque sometimes. Random corny statements
Oh lord, EP. Your level of unintentional comedy is off the scale...
yes
have you ever been around black people
jesus
Sometimes it's so easy
"Kind of cumfastesque"
Now wait just a damn minute here. There things I will tolerate. That crosses the fucking line though.
Haha
"Sometimes it's so easy"
Sometimes I wonder if he plays it up on purpose...
Then I realize he doesn't.
Sometimes I wonder if he plays it up on purpose...
Of course I do. Duh
/LP
Now wait just a damn minute here. There things I will tolerate. That crosses the fucking line though.
You're not a retard like him. But sometimes you have corny comments like he does.
Local sports talk is advocating that the Pats should sign the newly-cut Bernard Pollard for no reason other than to prevent him from injuring anymore Patriots. Strangely, that sounds like a good idea to me.
How was that a corny comment? Just an observation.
observations can be corny
I hate that when my phone has a software update, it changes some of my app notifications. Annoying.
broncos should sign pollard
so they can injure more patriots
Wait. What's ignant mean?
Does he mean indignant?
it's fun
Wait. What's ignant mean?
Poignant. The upper right corner of his keyboard is broked
"Wait. What's ignant mean?
Poignant. The upper right corner of his keyboard is broked"
Hilarity
his little fingers can't reach the upper right hand side
Amanda Bynes went black and ain't never comin' back. Goddamn.
Didn't you do that years ago?
groan
Most mussels served in restaurants are farm grown on ropes.
PEI mussels i think you are referring to
Today must be fucking retard day. I'm getting the dumbest fucking emails on earth this morning.
Prince Edward Island isn't the only place they have mussel farms
yeah but i think like 90% or something is from there in North America
Amanda Bynes went black and ain't never comin' back. Goddamn.
She's a hot mess
yeah but i think like 90% or something is from there in North America
North America includes Canada now
fucking Canadians
right?
bossman just tolt* me that the training place I'm going to in Cbus next week has all you can eat food for every meal and during every break they have a snack bar where you can basically get any kind of snack. And he said the food is pretty fucking suite. And they have a bar on the campus too.
Hello 220 lbs!
what are you training for
Right now I only work claims with no injuries. Training is for dealing w/ injury claims
eww dead people
the cleaning lady here scare the shit out me, looks like she just came out of a movie set where she was the lady in the movie scaring the shit out of people by staring at them with her glass eye
eww dead people
injured, not dead. That's higher up
oh ok cool try not to give the business to the injured people
"bossman just tolt* me that the training place I'm going to in Cbus next week has all you can eat food for every meal and during every break they have a snack bar where you can basically get any kind of snack. And he said the food is pretty fucking suite. And they have a bar on the campus too."
Hate your face
oh ok cool try not to give the business to the injured people
Most injured people get lawyers. So I'll be talking to a-holes all day
a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets
Man, I love CCAPing co-workers.
Hate your face
Don't you have free food at work every day?
"a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets"
Wow. I was just about to ebay search for a Votto bobblehead to post on Kod's timeline.
NS
"Don't you have free food at work every day?"
Negative sir. Not even close.
I am about to go upstairs to check if there's any food though.
I am about to go upstairs to check if there's any food though.
Is it free?
Damn. No food.
Goddman pools
mize, you gonna get Brewer partial season tix this year?
No money for that this year. Plus I'm boycotting.
It's a light boycott though. I'll go to games for special occasions, but not just for shits & grins.
yeah, you're still a Brewer fan
Right, but I'm not going to a bunch of games like usual. I started my boycott last year.
White SMOKE!
Not even sure why the world needs another Pope right now.
figurehead
"Sorry we keep molesting children, I'm sure it'll stop soon".
The end.
Reggie Bush
Lions
Mendenhall to AZ
Mendenhall to AZ
They need someone to fill Beanie Wells' spot on the injury report
"Reggie Bush"
Makes no sense to me
Everybody wave good bye to Reggie Bush's fantasy value
bye
fuck fantasy football
welker to denver
welker in "serious" talks with broncos
I wonder what they're talking about
fucking wes
Cardinal Bergoglio, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, Is Next Pontiff
I WON!
wall
a couple of leagues sources are now reporting that Wes Welker is likely to sign with the Broncos.
damn, I should have caught up before I posted that last comment.
Blue, would you be happy with Welker in a Broncos uniform?
what kind of question is that?
I'll tell you what kind of question that is. It's a corny one
that's a clown question, bro
another source is reporting that Welker has gone back to Patriots to give them the opportunity to match Denver's offer.
This source says that he could sign with Denver as early as today.
I don't think that's a clown question, bro. Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.
Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.
A system that passes a lot. If only Denver had a QB who could throw
Didn't welker have a decent season his last year in Miami when he wasn't even starting?
"Blue, would you be happy with Welker in a Broncos uniform?"
depends on what the number is.
for 6 or 7mm/year i could probably live with it.
for 10...no way
"what kind of question is that?"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.
plus he drops important passes in the playoffs
"Didn't welker have a decent season his last year in Miami when he wasn't even starting?"
Yep. And I think he took a punt to the crib vs the Pats
plus he drops important passes in the playoffs
::nodding::
/giselle
Some people feel that Welker is a product of the Patriots system rather than his own talent.
Are those people Bahston media who think that by saying that, other teams will buy into it?
"i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.
plus he drops important passes in the playoffs"
See?
"i don't see him as a huge upgrade, and they're going to have to pay DT and Decker after next year.
plus he drops important passes in the playoffs"
See?
See?
It's blue
so nice I said it twice.
"it's blue"
right, and since that's who I directed the question at, I guess that means not a clown question
NEXT!
RIP Zeke
The Bahston fans are getting all self conscious over Wes Welker and and want people to tell them the Pats are doing the right thing
NEXT!
touche
I just think they could spend their money in a more wise fashion
would i rather have welker or dumerville, i'll take doom
that's dumberville
Welker just clogs up the middle for everone else
/H
doom is taking paycut i thought
everyone
"doom is taking paycut i thought"
he told them to go to hell and to cut him yesterday.
they said, they're going to hold onto him until they find his replacement, or the 17th rolls around.
guess cj2k isn't going to happen because they signed shonn greene
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I think Tom Brady has become too reliant on Wes Welker in pressure situations. It adds an element of predictability to their offense. You knew on third down that Brady was throwing to Welker, sometimes despite double or triple coverage. That said, I still would like to see him back with the team next season.
welker is a BEAST
he's no fish mcbites
where in my comments have I said that he wasn't?
so defensive
maybe the Broncos could sign H to replace Dumerville
DPOY, 5 years running
Schefter reporting Welker to Broncos is a done deal.
2year deal
O:FB is the best
Elway tweeted it. Done.
O:FB is the best
Nah, there are better examples
for 6 or 7mm/year i could probably live with it.
6 mil per
Nah, there are better examples
where in my comments have I said that there aren't?
Fucking ASU. Give up a 4 point play at the end of the game to force OT
Initial reports are 2/$12mil
Probably when you used the word "best"
Probably when you used the word "best"
RIF
"Initial reports are 2/$12mil"
so 6 per got it
/keef
i can live with that
so 6 per got it
/keef
LP knows how it works
"O:FB is the best"
"RIF"
Crap!! Totally read that wrong. Guess we are even today.
it's not a contest, H
Says you
you read that part right. Congrats
done with week 3 recruiting
just gotta blast the rainbows
piece
love you
broncos also signed some fat guy
"a-holes who don't pay up bobblehead bets"
Im paying, Im just slow. I do apologize though, it's been unreasonably long
kod bat signal is pretty reliable
Hey, Kod, I finally bought EP beer this past Friday, and it was only one draft, not even a 6 pack. You're still well ahead of my pace.
typical H, trying to get the focus back on hisself
(S)
wall
GOMEZ!
got a little too much sun and beer at the nats/mess spring training game today. huge headache right now
New Timberlake is heat. You guys would hate it.
got a little too much sun and beer at the nats/mess spring training
headache right now
Woe
morning
i find cereal bars to suck
Welker and DRC
i'm a feared that the broncos are going to be like the eagles circa 2010
wft
new shit
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