Sometimes work interferes with posting. Today is one of those days.
Random Shit
In case you missed it the Ravens won the Super Bowl. Tem won his bet with Cmtem. Cmtem has to do all of the cooking and dishes this week. I am sure El Pad is confused as he probably thinks she should always do it, but she doesn't. We usually run a deal that whoever cooks doesn't have to do dishes. Soon though she'll have that baby and the baby will do dishes. No free rides at casa de Tem.
I got a new keyboard at work. It is ok. It doesn't need hit as hard as my last keyboard. But I still bang on it anyway. I am a loud typer. Also I type almost exclusively with my left hand. That is from video games. Right hand mouse, left hand keyboard. That's how I roll.
Blackhawks have not lost in Hockey. They must be pretty good. Sharks and Ducks are good too I guess. Boston only has one loss, but I assume they are cheating because they are Boston.
I think the Lakers should trade Howard to a college team. He needs to mature a bit more.
Anyone see this sniper story? WTF? Some dude just kills him at a rifle range? Guns are bad man. Ban all guns.
NBA Super fan news: “James Goldstein is our largest investor in NBA tickets in the world,” says David Stern, commissioner of the NBA.
Is that a compliment?? I don't know, but he is rich and gets good looking ladies to hug him.
Speaking of, there is a guy that goes to the local bar. He gets drunk and tries to grab every females ass in the bar. Also he brings strippers with him. Sadly they don't strip at the bar, but they are clearly strippers. I believe he is some sort of contruction guy. In any case he always ends up leaving alone but while he is there he gets to grab a lot of ass. He also likes smelling hair. During the NFL season he was pretty much as fun to watch as any game. You know what? He was more fun to watch than every game. It was awesome to see him in action. Especially with new waitresses who didn't know what to do when they got ass grabbed.
TCS
In the final TCS ever (the network cancelled it due to decreased popularity) it has been determined that El Pad and Keith are both winners. They did at least the bare minimum to stay in the contest and will be rewarded with prize packs. Maybe they'll be good prize packs. I have Keith's address because he always wins. I need El Pad's.
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all you had to do was list a day for me to score and you would have won too. but you didn't.
Your brain is sometimes more active when you sleep than when you’re awake.
Which player on the 1986 Red Sux had more than 2,700 hits, had nearly 500 doubles, and hit .300 seven times?
Today's MLB bdays...
Hank Aaron
Roberto Alomar
Roger Peckinpaugh
Max Flack
"Anyone see this sniper story? WTF? Some dude just kills him at a rifle range?"
This is just like my strong desire to kill a doomsday prepper.
I feel I was misrepresented in this year's TCS. We'll be filing an official grievance with the proper administrators.
TCS tie means I'm still the belt holder
tOSU played in a blizzard last night
I still have the official trophy
I still have the official trophy
yeah you got that shit on lockdown
Fuck it. I'm going solo ice fishing this weekend.
I have some tidying up to do at the cabin anyway. Didn't vacuum and left the shovels outside.
Didn't vacuum
Get a women for that shit
/LP
"We'll be filing an official grievance with the proper administrators."
grievences will be heard
"This is just like my strong desire to kill a doomsday prepper."
interesting desire.
"Which player on the 1986 Red Sux had more than 2,700 hits, had nearly 500 doubles, and hit .300 seven times?"
buckner
Buckner
Crap, Blue beat me.
Twitter reset joke was re: Power Outage. Was joking that you must have hit the reset button. It was funny to me.
i figured that's what you meant.
but since i didn't see it for a while, and I was behind in the game on the DVR, i wasn't sure
If you want to get here on your phone, go to the Bligger homepage. Click on the "view posts" button. When the list of posts comes up, click on the number of comments to the right of the post title. Takes you to the single post amd all the comments with the post comment link at the bottom.
1847 West 9th St.
Brooklyn NY, 11223
Bligger is suite
tem better freeze whatever he sends to LP
dollar dollar bills ya
bligger .com or .net?
Your face is not sweet
.com
Your face has gravy on it
can't wait for cmlp to call me wondering what this package is or who, she'll remember the name from the breast pads package
got the address lp, you can delete it if you want.
"she'll remember the name from the breast pads package"
Tem is a maniac
SEND HIM A COEXIST BUMPER STICKER
"got the address lp, you can delete it if you want."
i dont care
I need to get a mondo box of Pop Tarts
Letterman to Flacco:
This Ray Lewis guy...pause.... what's his deal?
::laughter::
TMQ delivers the goods today on the SB
Your mom delivered the goods
does that make Lp "the goods"?
TMQ still has sour grapes over the election
does that make Lp "the goods"?
Te'oooooooooooooooooooooo
Nice. The demand steak PO is only 33 pallets today. I love when that shit's a breeze.
that's the best
Nice. The demand steak PO is only 33 pallets today. I love when that shit's a breeze.
its gonna be a good day, tater
HEY!
HO!
whatta name of that song?
/LP
"its gonna be a good day, tater"
Sure is
why is el pad's name changed? did he get a new title at work or something?
Yeah> He's an associate now
I'm the VP of advance receiving
congrats to all
re: turbo tax
my brother got the deluxe version...so ill be filing on line since i need the premier version due to my real estate empire
use cmjug's salary to buy more houses
no, i'm quitting soon. /cmjug
i hate when people ask me for information that they previously gave me.
i just got asked if i had a copy of a loan agreement from person A.
person A is the one who originally sent it to me.
i didn't give it to them and now they are grumpy and said they'll find it somewhere else...maybe look in your sent folder of email...
did you tell them this?
old people don't know about "sent" files
"sent" files
::mailbox::
/tp
tem is a grump
"old people don't know about "sent" files"
MAN. TWHNBS
I love having this exchange:
I deleted it
"look in your deleted items folder"
But I deleted it
"Yes. It is now in your deleted items folder"
Is that what that is?
::headdesk::
"did you tell them this?"
no. they need to learn on their own.
"tem is a grump"
yes. certainly at work. i am a grump here so i can be nice when i am at home.
Google translate, FTW!
Driver comes in and speaks zero english. Typed my words into translate and BAM. Hit 'em with the heat. Resources.
actually i am not really a grump. i just have little tolerance for idiots.
if that is the same thing then i guess i am a grump, but with non-idiots i am not grumpy at all.
"why is el pad's name changed? did he get a new title at work or something?"
winner winner el pad taking his baby out for a steak dinnnnnerrr!!!!
you should take cmelpad with you. not just bgelpad.
if anything leave bgelpad home with a sitter.
also does that mean you got your raise? because a new title won't pay for that steak.
AJA sincere congratulations.
but i am still going to bust your balls.
Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn suffered a "complex knee injury" when she crashed during the opening day super-G at the Alpine Ski World Championships in Austria Tuesday, doctors said.
she tore her mcl and acl.
"look in your deleted items folder"
But I deleted it
"Yes. It is now in your deleted items folder"
Our deleted items folder at work empties every day
congrats LP
Our deleted items folder at work empties every day
^^
congrats, LP!
"also does that mean you got your raise? because a new title won't pay for that steak."
god damn right i did, 20%
and thank you all.....couldnt have done it without you
"Our deleted items folder at work empties every day"
Crazy talk. You use Louts?
Crazy talk. You use Louts?
yes
outlook
your IT department can set how often the deleted items folder empties
Oh. We don't have an IT department on site any more. It sucks.
had that exchange with the IT manager here.
dude, stop deleting my deleted files
-why do you need them if they're deleted
because I do, shit comes up where i have to look back for things I didn't think i needed anymore
-you should use an archiving method then
But doesn't that defeat the purpose of you clearing out the deleted files folder, if the point is to keep space on the server avaiable, what difference does it make which folder I keep it in
-i don't know
i went to high school with this chick, and we're friends on facebook. she decides to take a one year hiatus from facebook so she can be better engaged with her family, be more productive, and keep away from negativity. Cool...do your thing. The funny thing is in her big announcement post, she says you can still keep in touch with her on her blog or on tumblr or on instagram...plus she created facebook accounts for her two kids, ages 2 and 6 months. Now when she posts from her kids accounts, she tags her account.
she she's not taking a break from facebook, got it
/keef
That shit makes me laugh. Cmk was telling me last night about my buddy's wife who me & cmk are bolth friends with on FB. Cmk said the chick posted a picture on Instagram of her disabling her FB account. I said isn't Instagram basically the same thing as FB. She was like "yeah, she's retarded"
plus she created facebook accounts for her two kids, ages 2 and 6 months.
Almost as bad as people who make one for their pet
jug should make a "Good to see that your mom is taking a break from FB to focus on what really matters" comment on her kids' pages
pet FB pages are great
our IT department is great. they don't do stupid shit like that.
if your folders get to big they send you an email telling you to fix it. they don't babysit you by deleting it automatically.
if your folders get to big they send you an email telling you to fix it
i like to ask them if the folder size includes those emails.
"pet FB pages are great"
^^^^^^^^^^
no QB from tOSU has ever started a Superbowl says TMQ.
makes cents
terrelle pryor will be the first
/raider fans
no QB from Boise State has ever started in the SuperBowl™ either
my tax return has been held for processing because of stupid education tax credits
2 from Delaware St have.
Quarterback U
"According to reports, the doctor who examined Vonn says he believes she suffered a tibial plateau fracture -- also known as a break in the shinbone"
sounds painful
1 QB from WVU has.
wait, maybe 2.
yes 2.
suck it.
no just 1
"/raider fans"
Raiders fans are my favorite in the NFL. They think they have a shot to win it all every year. They refuse to acknowledge that their team sucks donkey balls.
tOSU has a superb bowl MVP. Does wava?
Raiders fans are my favorite in the NFL. They think they have a shot to win it all every year. They refuse to acknowledge that their team sucks donkey balls.
cowboy fans too...
"tOSU has a superb bowl MVP. Does wava?"
I don't think so but, but East Texas State does.
actually yes they do.
Chuck Howley. He was even on the losing team and still got MVP.
i should have known that off the top of my head. he is from my part of wava.
He is the only athlete in West Virginia University history to letter in five sports - football, track, wrestling, gymnastics and swimming (He won the Southern Conference one-meter diving championship).
Howley was inducted into the West Virginia Sports Hall of Fame, the West Virginia University Athletics Hall of Fame, the Ohio Valley Athletic Conference Hall of Fame,and the West Virginia University Academy of Distinguished Alumni.
i am eligible for the Ohio Valley Athlestic Conference Hall of Fame.
i don't think i will make it though.
goddman politics.
they don't respect my .750 batting average as a senior.
Following retirement, Howley ran a successful uniform rental business in Dallas and is now involved in a foundation dedicated to breeding quarterhorses at Happy Hollow—located in Wills Point, Texas. His broodmare herd consists of more than 50 mares. He lives in Dallas.
Were you a good athleste?
i don't know what an athleste is.
had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today
:(
i don't know what an athleste is.
A person who is athlestic
had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today
:(
6 inches my ass
/cmlp
"had to dole out alot of gloomy numbers today
:("
that's why they pay you the big bucks.
yeah, i have to tell people shitty news all the time
*6 and a half inches my ass
/cmlp
*fixed
the gollum is stage 5 furious
is that the highest stage?
yes
i burp alot
Seriously, that social security tax is such bullshit. I gotta stop looking at my paystubs.
"i burp alot"
first sign of pancreatic cancer
jesus
that's a death sentence
that'll ruin the mood, won't it
btw, congrats on the promotion EP..
i'll send you some beer
"first sign of pancreatic cancer"
i hope not
I think it's illegal to send beer from Colorado
Not with MPS
first sign of pancreatic cancer
made me lollerskate
that'll ruin the mood, won't it
damn right
congrats on the promotion EP..
thanks
El Biden
Congrats Anthony
i like that
technically, you work for a bank, and everyone is a VP of something at a bank
H likes calling LP Anthony. it's like when Mills always called zeke Mat
maybe mills is aitch
maybe H is finkel
"technically, you work for a bank, and everyone is a VP of something at a bank"
first i'm dying then my promotion means nothing
"everyone is a VP of something at a bank"
commercial yes
i work investment, not the case
maybe mills is aitch
They're bolth weasels
just bustin balls EP
tem and I have had the discussion about every person I deal with at the bank is VP of something or other.
VP of wire activity approvals
LP is the vice president of his apartment
"tem and I have had the discussion about every person I deal with at the bank is VP of something or other."
^^ yep
"They're bolth weasels"
the evidence mounts
"LP is the vice president of his apartment"
hilarity
ha
"LP is the vice president of his apartment"
He just lets her think she's the President
female president...HA!
/Lp
did EP have to have a swearing in?
are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?
The country station gets really churchy from 3:00 to 3:30 every Tuesday
I like Eric Church's music
He just lets her think she's the President
hahahahaha
wall
are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?
no
who is then? gollum?
sillyness
i'm leaving now
piece
better get home quick before cmlp cracks the whip
"are you next in line in the case of the death of the president?
no"
Sounds like a raw deal
Don't worry, we'll take care of you
/DB mgmt
"Kod, who is that girl in the pic you put on FB? Cmk was asking, she watches that one bitch's dance show on tv"
that's my niece. She did a class near St. Paul recently
This leonard guy on big bang theory gets a lot of action for a nerd.
right?
Chris Carpenter. D-U-N
Titus young C U T
Braun stuff
No news. He already was coat* cheating
lol
It's cute how you think he didn't cheat
Rob Ryan to Saints
I don't have an opinion on the matter. All we have is - took test, test was mishandled, positive result, appeal, successful appeal, no penalty. There is zero damning evidence.
So as I was saying, I think I might have fucked up my tax return. I really hope this doesn't bite me/parents in the ass.
I don't have an opinion on the matter. All we have is - took test, test was mishandled, positive result, appeal, successful appeal, no penalty. There is zero damning evidence.
except for the positive result
No idea how your tax return would fuck them
"No idea how your tax return would fuck them"
I was dicking around with numbers on Turbo Tax, set 2012 rent paid to $0, and it wouldn't let me submit before entering an amount at the end.
"except for the positive result"
After the test was mishandled. No official positive result. I feel the same way about all the others.
I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.
from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with
I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.
not true
/The Rock
"from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with"
Broken chain of command = mishandled = invalid specimen
from what i remember, the guy kept it over night, but there was no evidence that the test was tampered with
This. The samples were still sealed. It just didnt follow chain of custody correctly so they had to let him off. I understand mize is sticking up for his boy. I would too. But the test was still positive
I almost put chain of command because I couldn't remember the correct term
Did anyone NCAA
"Did anyone NCAA"
I did not
"I almost put chain of command because I couldn't remember the correct term"
Yeah, Custody ir correct. I'm drinking
I put command on purpose
/LP
We gotta get through this week of NCAA so me and mize can get our next game in this weekend
Not happening. As stated earlier, I'm going fishing.
Selfish
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