So I did my coaching carousel thing, but I guess I didn't finish and now it says Blue is on the clock. I turned down a job and then went to just stay with WVU but now it says Blue has to turn down the Missouri job first. Dumb game.
Lakers not making the playoffs is an epic failure. EPIC. If they don't even make the playoffs they should just clean house. Keep Kobe but Nash = gone, Howard = gone, Gasol = gone. They need new karma.
Seriously 4.82, how did that happen? He can't be that slow. That is Division 3 speed. Not top 5 team in the nation speed.
Does Kristen Bell have a team? Can I join it? I am not completely off the Jlaw bandwagon and I am not back on the Nport wagon, but I am looking for a new wagon. I guess I'd prefer a chick that got naked in a movie though. Kknight would be a good bandwagon, but I don't think she is naked in any movies.....dilemma dilemma.
In other news Sally Field looks old. I think she is though, so it is OK.
Penguins players get bad concussions apparently. They either know exactly how to treat them or they have no idea.
I think it is funny that some UFC champ said he wasn't going to fight some guy....then Dana White basically said fight him or you ain't the champ any longer. So now he is gonna go ahead and fight that guy.
Burt Wonderstone looks like a movie that should have come out 4 years ago. It would seem to be not funny anymore. Maybe awhile back though.
TAVON AUSTIN is a quick dude. Probably will get broken though. He is small. He didn't really have injury issues at WVU, but still the NFL might hurt him. I hope not though because he is super fun to watch. If he performs like he did in college a Tavon Austin jersey might be in my future. I hope he doesn't go to a sucky team.
Alex Smith to the Raiders? Maybe. My sources are telling me they are a darkhorse candidate. KC is in the lead. AZ actually a distant third. Niners don't want to trade him within the division.
That's all I got for now.
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TAVON!!!
kristen bell is alright, not a bad team to be on.
although she's married to dax shepard, so that's kind of weird
i'll just stay on the kate upton bandwagon
i love her, she has sex in movies and on showtime but does not get nekkid
and thursdays i usually drink
Pretty sure this isn't just reserved for Thursdays, Barney
Spacemen and cowboys were two of the shapes originally considered for SpaghettiOs.
also she loves sloths or something like them
"Pretty sure this isn't just reserved for Thursdays, Barney"
took a 2007 Ravenswood Old Wine Zinfandel to the dome last night
was splendid
Ravenswood is good
"also she loves sloths or something like them"
yes, that video that was on Ellen was awesome
"i love her, she has sex in movies and on showtime but does not get nekkid"
forgetting sarah marshall, good times
I have determined that Two Black Cadillacs is a crappy song
"forgetting sarah marshall, good times"
house of lies
showtime og series
"yes, that video that was on Ellen was awesome"
This. Kristen Bell is friggin' adorable.
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suite mugshot
"I have determined that Two Black Cadillacs is a crappy song"
like Tornado it will grow on you.
SAS I've been here almost 2 hours and they haven't played Tornado yet
Woah! The Thunder Rolls. I didn't think FM106 still had it in them to play old stuff.
21 people on a hot air balloon seems like a lot
Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. That's how you kill 18 people.
here you go team Nport
Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. That's how you kill 18 people.
Considering it fell from 1000 feet, SAS that everyone didn't die
1000 feet is nothing
/ 9/11 jumpers
Te'o said the combine is too stressful and that's why he ran slow
he'll run 4.5 at his pro-day
yeah, because that's what the NFL needs, a guy who can't run fast in stressful situations
especially at the linebacker position
dude might drop to the 3rd round
LBs need to run 40 yards in a straight line all the time
His excuse is dumb. Just say you didn't run your best
I figured Te'o for a 3rd rounder anyway.
I should clarify. 3rd round talent.
Te'o might potentially be a pathological liar. Notice he's always got an excuse in stead of just saying yeah I fucked up.
i mean, he did have a fake girlfriend
heidi klum's still got it
it might be sagging a little, but she's still got it
Far from it! Farrrrrrrrrrrr from it
i liked the "we saw your boobs" song
Papelbon not concerned about 81.00 ERA
funny
"Papelbon not concerned about 81.00 ERA"
when huston street was here he always talked about how he wasn't concerned about all the people he walked.
sounds similar
that's just 3 runs he gave up to get one out.
not a big deal
someday he'll get a second and third out and the ERA will drop to 9
Be on the lookout for Michael Olmstead this year. He's this season's Breers reclamation project. Was out of baseball for a little bit because he wrecked his arm. Big ginger that throws hard and has a k/9 of something like 12 or 14. And a crazy good k/BB ratio too.
fucking Breer's
Gonna be the fireman this season, hopefully.
Fireman trapped in a polyester uni
Matt Harvey
that is all.
heidi klum
yes
although her judgement in marrying Seal is highly questionable
LBs need to run 40 yards in a straight line all the time
great point
Who here would have the slowest 40 time? H or mize? I'm not counting rev, he's not "here"
Who here would have the slowest 40 time? H or mize? I'm not counting rev, he's not "here"
Lp...no contest
Aitch
I bet H could run faster than mize
ns
Gotta be me. I can move quickly & laterally, but zero straight speed. None whatsoever.
I consistently finished 3rd to last in every running drill or exercise in freshman football.
aitch will fall half way through to woe about the elements
And I've only gotten fatter
Gotta be me. I can move quickly & laterally, but zero straight speed. None whatsoever.
manteiz te'o
aitch will fall half way through to woe about the elements
ha
manteiz te'o
lollerskates
"manteiz te'o"
I can't tell you how happy I was that they never made us run 40s in HS. I would still be taking shit for running like a 5.75 or some shit.
wall
we ran 40's in basketball
my group got smart and moved up 5 yards..made our numbers look awesome
we accidentally did 30 yards one time in high school. we ran 2 at a time. me and another WR went first. i was a freshman and i think i ran a 4.5. i was super happy until the group after me ran sub 4.0 and the coaches figured out if was only 30 yards.
i was a freshman and i think i ran a 4.5. i was super happy until the group after me ran sub 4.0 and the coaches figured out if was only 30 yards.
manti tem'o
"we accidentally did 30 yards one time in high school. we ran 2 at a time."
it was the guard group for us. maybe 5 of us. We moved up while the coaches where talking to the other guys.
guards are supposed to run faster so it didn't register that we were all running in the 4.5 range
i probably couldn't run the 40 without pulling a quad nowadays
i struggled to break the 5.0 second mark. i don't think i did that until college.
i didn't run that fast, but i could catch the ball and i ran the right route.
fuck andy dick isn't dead. he will be on dancing with the stars.
i am glad i don't watch that show.
what was TJW's 40?
Jug, Tem, El Pad,
How come I gotta keep correcting your people on their inaccurate bible and liturgy citations. Your folks maybe need to a little more studying if they're gonna keep this up.
How come I gotta keep correcting your people on their inaccurate bible and liturgy citations. Your folks maybe need to a little more studying if they're gonna keep this up.
::flank stare::
if your people = catholics then it is because catholics know nothing about the bible.
every sunday we have 3 parts read out loud to us while we try to decide why the mom with the screaming baby won't take the kid outside.
that is the extent of our bible training.
one of our pilots is major burnup
"if your people = catholics then it is because catholics know nothing about the bible."
Nope, just Christians
No hard feelings
i don't know about other than catholic stuff.
im a half ass catholic
i;e hypocrite
This dude the other day was on facebook talking about Moses and his arc.
Moses! Arc! Aye, Are, See. Not ark. Moses!
bought Quinoa for lunch
im just staring at it, dont want to eat it
"This dude the other day was on facebook talking about Moses and his arc."
that is elementary
"bought Quinoa for lunch"
what's wrong with you
raised catholic...i attend a methodist church now
moses had an arc.
noah had an ark.
what is quinoa? i don't speak spanish.
what is quinoa? i don't speak spanish.
a good name for the new cleaning lady in mize's office?
moses did have something to do with the ark of the covenant though. or was near it. or something or other.
or he put the commandments in it.
"what is quinoa?"
it's a grain, like rice but healthy
to make it taste good we cook it in beef broth and i have marinated portobello mushrooms in it and grilled onions
moses parted the red sea
moses did have something to do with the ark of the covenant though. or was near it. or something or other.
^^^^^
/indiana jones
This guy was talking about loading up the "arc" for the flood.
I just sat & stared at his update until somebody finally said something.
I just sat & stared at his update until somebody finally said something.
i would have walked away
/keef
Quinoa looks awful. What were you thinking?
it's a grain, like rice but healthy
to make it taste good we cook it in beef broth and i have marinated portobello mushrooms in it and grilled onions
So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy. Smat*.
Plans similar to quinoa, tumbleweed.
Similar to my dad cutting down on his sugar intake, so instead he eats a shit ton of dried cranberries, raisins, grapes, ass load of fruit.
Quinoa looks awful. What were you thinking?
wife
"So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy. Smat*."
beef broth is unhealthy?
"So you bring something that's "healthy", but it taste* like shit, so you cook it in shit that makes in unhealthy."
by and by this is exactly what oatmeal is
like i said in fridays post
beef broth is unhealthy?
Pretty salty, no?
El Padiabetes
I've been watching a ton of youtube shows lately. I've taken a liking to the Cooking With Jack Show. Kind of corny, but he does a bunch of product reviews and does this playing with your food segment where he disassembles finished food and sees which one of the comparable items is the best value.
"Pretty salty, no?"
low sodium beef broth, Swansons
slippy, swimmy, swammy, swanson. Swanson? Sampsonite! I was way off
Swanson? I assumed a chef of your caliber would have real beef broth on hand at all times.
Yeah I figured LP squeezed the juice out of his own meat
i make my own beef broth
s
"Swanson? I assumed a chef of your caliber would have real beef broth on hand at all times."
i ran out and keep cans on hand for convienence
i have chicken on hand at the moment
ns
Fucking LP
i ran out
rookie
they make cubes for broth.
Jesus Take The Wheel is kind of a fucked up song
yeah.
but carrie underwood is ridiculously hot.
she is so hot and seems pure.
it is like you can't objectify her because she is too pure.
there is no team Cwood or Cunder
I'm all aboard team Cunder
FACE!!
/LP
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Got my eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice and cheesy fries order in over at Portillos to pick up later. DET.
Hello 210 lbs!
Got my eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice and cheesy fries order in over at Portillos to pick up later. DET.
im jealous. i hope they open one in houston
Hello 210 lbs!
that's crazy. if anything, beef sandwhiches* and cheese fries can help you lose weight
/Lp
got spareribs in the oven from 3pmtil i get home then i'll mark em on the grill
"eye-talian beef sandwhich* with hot peppers and extra juice"
these in chicago are pretty damn great
that's crazy. if anything, beef sandwhiches* and cheese fries can help you lose weight
/Lp
hilarity
these in chicago are pretty damn great
Yep. This place is the Chicago chain that just opened up a store today in Scottsdizzle
i hope they open one in houston
They're supposed to be opening 2 more here in the next year.
Yep. This place is the Chicago chain that just opened up a store today in Scottsdizzle
oh suite
they have like italian hot dogs too and pizza casserole?
and clogged arteries
iran is making it's own version of Argo
gonna pass on that
they have like italian hot dogs too and pizza casserole?
They don't have pizza that I'm aware of
wall
piece
Last hour is dragggging
2 of our receivers don't like me sometimes, I think. I don't let them half-ass their paperwork, and evidently, it annoys them.
I'll be home tonight, so once you guys are done with coaching carousel I will advance
I shall do my best
Earl change after work
fucking NYC
Nnamdi Asomugha ate lunch in his car during practices instead of eating with his teammates last season, WIP Radio in Philadelphia reported Tuesday.
WIP Radio's Hollis Thomas, who played for the Eagles from 1996 to 2005, reported the information, citing unnamed sources, who told Thomas that Asomugha chose to eat in his car in order to secure some "me time" during the season.
This would fall under the who gives a flying fuck category
who is he, Jennifer Aniston?
she's white. he's black
Some fool just emailed me from a prodigy.net address. Awesome
One of our main carriers at work uses a prodigy email account
I boat Macklemore & Ryan Lewis for $1.99
"I bet H could run faster than mize
ns"
I dunno. I was never fast, even when I was skinny. I was fast on skates or rollerblades though, which is kinda weird.
"Some fool just emailed me from a prodigy.net address. Awesome"
Hello 1996
I guess we're waiting on Blue on the coaching carousel first
Zags gonna be #1
Zags? Like Gonzaga?
Oh wow. Gonzaga was #2? I had no idea.
MIAMI IS #5???!?!!!!
Miami was #2
Miami IS #5
I'm guessing Keith is rooting for Miami
Miami IS #5
I know. Just saying there were all the way up to #2
I'm guessing Keith is rooting for Miami
?
"?"
Shane Larkin (Barry's kid) is the star of the team
fuckin gators can't win on the road
Ah. Had no idear
go
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