As for the Lawrence vs. Portman discussion:
To the Lawrence fans I say:
Not a fan
Lawrence fans will respond with:
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Team Portman for life though:
Posted this before:
That'll be all
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fucking katy perry tits
20 years of natalie portman in the movies, and that's all you can come up with
her ass was fantastico as well
yeah, too bad she went to the grammys with fucking willy wonka
fuck john mayer
white folk music bands were a hit
nice diary keef
i dont get dudes that wear tight clothes
"white folk music bands were a hit"
cmblue asked that...how come all the bands now are a bunch of hipster doofuses
jesse jackson wants to know that too, he's planning a march
and that forrest gump song got more than a WFT from cmblue...and me
fuck that song..and fuck Frank Ocean...no wonder Chris brown tried to kick your ass
I made a lot of Chris Brown jokes because he was sitting in the front row.
although the only reason he was seated there was because he was Rihanna's +1.
if the Grammy's knew she was bringing him, they probably wouldn't have front rowed them
rihanna is a dumb bitch
she cant sing either im so over her
she makes hits though
like kanye
try and hate him but he makes hits
frank ocean sucks
no idea what the big deal is
Thomas Edison had 1,093 patents in his name when he died in 1931.
if the Grammy's knew she was bringing him, they probably wouldn't have front rowed them
They had to know
she makes hits though
like kanye
try and hate him but he makes hits
I can't stand him, giant douche. But his music is grate
nice diary keef
I splained it yesterday
yesterday didnt count in my world
You should join everyone else's world
too cool for school
Did Portman get her tits done?
no aitch
she had a kid
Pope cant handle all the sex scandals
quitter
SPIFF TO THE RESCUE!
Woah there, fellas. Frank Ocean's album is a damn good R&B album.
havent heard it, he sucks until i listen to it
donald duck is racist
Meiz's and Deluxe's today guys!
(pitchers and catchers)
"Woah there, fellas. Frank Ocean's album is a damn good R&B album."
explaing forrest gump song to me then
that's just idiocy for idiocy sake and no person who considers them a real artist would make such idiocy
I didn't see the last half of the show last night. Gotta watch it tonight maybe. I don't know what the forrest gump song is
it's the dumbest song ever
the lyrics
the shitty performance
"it's the dumbest song ever"
Um, I don't know how else to tell you this, but Frank Ocean's bisexual. He's singing to a dude he liked(s).
The performance was terrible, but the song works on Channel Orange.
My fingers are cracked to shit. It hurts to type.
Wheeler Lake Ice Fishing Jamboree this weekend. Who's coming?
im just imagining dropping a hot load on those perry tits
make sure you do something for the next 17 weekends so we can hold up ncaa
I gotta buy a goddamn jaw spreader because both of mine conveniently walked away in the past 5 months. Pretty pissed about it. I'm heaping blame on the Orkin man.
one thing grammys didnt have which was refreshing was no Bieber
no gaga
"make sure you do something for the next 17 weekends so we can hold up ncaa"
So skip me. You know I don't give a fuck. I'm going fishing the next 3 weekends. That's the end of gamefishing season.
"one thing grammys didnt have which was refreshing was no Bieber"
He was ashamed of his SNL performance. Talk about a steaming pile of shit.
So skip me.
done
The best part of SNL was when they had all the "lookalikes" and the only ones that even remotely resembled Bieber were the chicks
"I gotta buy a goddamn jaw spreader"
pretty good joke somewhere in that
Deluxe must be ya-huge
speaking a ya-huge, Kelly Clarkson was hammered
Really? I didn't notice.
ns
I can't decide if Kelly appeals to me anymore.
she was acting like she was hammered
I can't decide if Kelly appeals to me anymore.
Can I decide for you? If so, no.
Yeah, but I'd still totally have sex with fat Kelly Clarkson. A lot, and I wouldn't hesitate to say yes. That's the conundrum.
"but I'd still totally have sex with fat Kelly Clarkson"
me too and i have no idea why
also miranda lambert?
thighs like what what what
My idiot friend got himself kicked off the fishing team this weekend. This was his shot at redemption, and he fucked it up. Puked in the bed he was sleeping in. I was doing laundry at 3:30, 4:00 AM.
"thighs like what what what"
Dumps like a truck?
also miranda lambert?
thighs like what what what
Good lord she was thick
me too and i have no idea why
Because you have zero standards
I was doing laundry at 3:30, 4:00 AM.
Where were the woman at?
/lp
Got my confirmation this morning for training in temhio march 18-22
tem, are you still in Dublin? I'll be in Lewis Center
i am still in dublin.
"Because you have zero standards"
chubby pussy is suite
i like thick
el pad, long term stock pick. go.
so you have coke and mcd already right?
if so
Verizon or Pepsi or PG
i have pepsi
not sure it matters that i already own it though.
march 21 and 22 are 1st round* of the ncaas.
march 21 and 22 are 1st round* of the ncaas.
I'm gonna see if I can either fly in on the Saturday before or leave the Sunday after so I get a few extra days. Didn't realize the NCAAs were that weekend. I was gonna fly in early so I can party all day on Sunday for St Patty's
I like Intel, it's cheap too. short term i think it trades right arouns a 5 year average so this is long term all the way
INTC
riskier than those above though for sure, like i said only vz and intc are the only techs in my long term buy portfolio
i did vz.
so far all your stock picks for me are up.
you are probably due for a bad pick.
GEMS!
"I like Intel, it's cheap too. short term i think it trades right arouns a 5 year average so this is long term all the way"
Authorities are investigating a call received on Monday morning of a bomb threat at a building that is under construction at the Intel Corporation’s Ocotillo campus in Chandler.
"i have pepsi"
PepsiCo Inc. is rolling out a new drink called Kickstart this month that has Mountain Dew flavor but is made with 5 percent juice and Vitamins B and C, along with an extra jolt of caffeine.
i read that the other day
that is a hot market to be in
they are already in that market but just saying expansion is good there
"you are probably due for a bad pick."
talk to me in 20 years
maybe you'll be at the summit in 20 years.
on the thursday and friday of NCAAs i'll be drinking at the bar.
"you are probably due for a bad pick."
Bro, I'm up about $3mm in my fake investment portfolio
/LP
on the thursday and friday of NCAAs i'll be drinking at the bar.
We get out of class at 11:30 on Friday so that'll let me watch bball all day
cool. i'll be at place near my house probably. you should come by for summit 3.5.
diet pepsis on me
good idea. by the time you get there i will have already had a few.
Throw the local dressers in the pool.
ha
New phone. I'm now the proud owner of a galaxy sIII
Can you use that new phone to buy a 6 pack of beer for LP?
Funny how often H gets up into the Metro Area, but a brother can't pop into doosh bank to drop off a sixer of Sam Adams.
that is funny
"throw the local dressers in the pool"
i might kick them, but i don't throw them.
Hoosiers still #1 even though they lost.
"i might kick them, but i don't throw them."
If Keith throws them in the pools, you won't be able to find them.
Funny how often H gets up into the Metro Area, but a brother can't pop into doosh bank to drop off a sixer of Sam Adams.
weasels are awful
"If Keith throws them in the pools, you won't be able to find them."
i see.
local pools have no water this time of year though.
fucking aitch
vick resigned
he didn't quit
"vick resigned"
From what position?
Maybe he got fired
First the pope. Now Vick. Big day for quitters
Maybe they should think about getting a younger Pope so he can serve for a little longer.
Maybe somebody with a little more youthful joy instead of a decrepit old man.
you should send them an email suggesting that
maybe vick is taking the pope's job.
maybe
SAS Call Me Maybe didnt win
The song of the year choices were gross
i don't know anything that won because there was no diary.
"Maybe they should think about getting a younger Pope so he can serve for a little longer."
a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died
b) they picked an old dude because the last pope was pope forever, and they didn't want another forever dude
i don't know anything that won because there was no diary.
Spiff is the monday poster. Blame him
championship
fucking Prince
championship
f that guy.
"a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died"
hasn't happened since the middle ages, but it is allowed.
pope pulling an urb, will resurface in Israel to be head Rabbi in two years
"fucking Prince"
I wish!
/Brew City Drew
he's taking time off to be with his family?
I wish!
/Brew City Drew
hahahahahaha
"a) i didn't know you could quit, i thought you went until you died
b) they picked an old dude because the last pope was pope forever, and they didn't want another forever dude"
600 years since last time a pope resigned. And yes.
Aitch should get a phone that catches up with real time
the pope is picked by divine intervention. he didn't get picked because he was old. he was picked because it was God's will.
T Swift is so fugly. She looks like a mouse or something
Keith, I'm not seeing an xbox live card on tigerdirect
i'd bone taylor swift
keith, lets advance this NCyAA!
Keith, I'm not seeing an xbox live card on tigerdirect
It sold out on the same day I posted it
i'd bone taylor swift
That's different than what I said
meiz needs the interwebs at the cabin
One year of Bon Appetit on sale at tanga for $5 w/code EATHEALTHY
keith, lets advance this NCyAA!
I will play now that mize has said it's ok to skip him
"at's different than what I said"
didn't say i was agreeing or disagreeing with your statement
"It sold out on the same day I posted it"
OK. Amazon has them for $40 right now. I'll get it there tonight.
what's the normal price?
$50, I think
Or $60. I think it's $60
my team threw for a whopping 80 yards against Oregon State
passing is either overrated or underrated or accurately rated.
OSU's cb's played press coverage and my guys couldn't get an inch of separation...even when they were open, a safety would travel like 20 yards in .5 seconds to knock the ball down
does your RB suck?
throw screen passes
/cheatem
my RB is better this year than he was last year when I played you...top 10 rushing dude in the nation
i put in the backup QB (who is a senior) and he seemed to play a little better, but my dumbass went back to the freshman after awhile and it almost cost me the game.
I, too, would bone Taylor Swift.
that's not waht i said
/keef
motion crossing routes.
mesh or whatever it is called.
and the seattle play works against press.
screen passes would only work if their LBs are dumb.
that's not waht i said
/keef
I just wanted to make sure that you knew I was saying that I thought she looked like a mouse, not that I wouldn't bone her
screen passes would only work if their LBs are dumb.
My LB are smat*. I just blitzed 2-4 guys every play
i don't know how to make guys go in motion
i can do it in practice, but then I panic in the game
pitchers and catchers always offers up so much optimism
i don't know how to make guys go in motion
something like, you hit B and then scroll to a player than move the joystick right or left.
I don't even know how to practice. Is that on the main menu of the dynasty?
"i don't know how to make guys go in motion"
pick plays with green on them. it is automatic motion.
yeah, my plays don't have green
I panic in games when I try to audible.
yeah, my plays don't have green
Same here. Nerve seen green plays
I panic in games when I try to audible.
I have no idear what my audibles are so if I hit audible and select a play, I have no idea what I'm running
"OSU's cb's played press coverage and my guys couldn't get an inch of separation...even when they were open, a safety would travel like 20 yards in .5 seconds to knock the ball down"
this game sounds like bullshit
I have no idea what I'm running
cant hit y and show it
cant hit y and show it
if you're playing against a person, it doesn't show the routes. If you're playing against the computer, the routes go away after a certain period of time
yeah, i tried changing my audibles, and then forgot what I changed them to
set it up to a play you like for each formation then
like trips when you see press audible to an all go
or teo te set, audible from a run to a pass to the te in the flat
or teo te set
who there
two TE set
I'M IN A NEW BUGATTI
piece
"or teo te set"
is this some sort of fake or trickeration?
ha
Already signing up for FMLB leagues. Gross.
Can't do FMLB. Too much work/commitment.
Holy crap
NCAA is advanced
Can't do FMLB. Too much work/commitment.
Stop it. You set your lineup once a week. It takes about 3 1/2 minutes
Not if you have daily lineup changes
Kevin, how do you feel about losing Drew Stubbs?
Not if you have daily lineup changes
You can set lineups ahead of time
Kevin, how do you feel about losing Drew Stubbs?
Loved it. I fucking hated Stubbs. I'll take Choo over Stubbs all day long
Csil's bf text filok today, asking him to meet for lunch tomorrow
"Csil's bf text filok today, asking him to meet for lunch tomorrow"
A) Oh shit.
B) People still do the asking for permission thing?
C) SPOIL IT, KEITH
Why not
D) It would be awesome if he went cmblue on his ass
"B) People still do the asking for permission thing?"
Old school and clwssy. I like it.
Old
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