San Fran -3.5 over Ravens
I think the Niners could have won the whole thing last year. I think they think the same thing. Putting aside the "destiny" of the Ravens and the fact that, let's face it, they should not be here. I mean Denver beat them right? I remember that. The Mile High Rainbow? The Kyle Williams Fumbles? There is a parallel there. Ravens have Ray Rice. Niners have Frank Gore. Ravens have Ed Reed. Niners have Patrick Willis. Ravens have Ray Lewis who is high on the Lord. Niners have Navarro Bowman who is high on hurting people. Niners have an answer for every weapon the Ravens have. The Ravens don't. Like Spiff said, are we really ready to live in a world where Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl champion?
The Bro Bowl. Fucking Bro Bowl. Some Dads just want their kids to be more successful then they were but this is to the MAX. Two kids in the Super Bowl. Can't wait until the Mannings meet next year. Any chance we can get the Harbaugh sister to flip the coin or something?
So I haven't peeked at the props yet but I'm interested in the following:
First person to score a TD - Vernon Davis, Jacoby Jones, Bernard Pierce
(Guessing Kaepernick is even money or even minus)
Over/Under FG's - if 4.5 or 4 I would like under. Akers is ass.
MVP - Crabtree, Bowman, Ed Reed, Jacoby Jones all will bring in big money.
Unrelated, ok your Dan Marino I get it chicks want to fuck you. But dog why you impregnating bitches man? That shit BURNS FAMILIES DOWN.
Hall of Fame voting for NFL pisses me off. Let me ask you, why the fuck is there a limit to how many guys can get in (in one year I mean)? If 8 guys deserve to go in, truly then shit put them all in. See next years ballot? In addition to the dudes still waiting on the sidelines to get in when they ARE CLEARLY HALL OF FAMERS (CRIS CARTER HELLO). You got Sapp HOF easy, Strahan HOF easy, Larry Allen HOF easy, Ogden HOF easy. Those 4 alone could be a class. Then throw in the near misses like Charles Haley. Put them all in. Sure it's sacred but they are all legit. No lies.
You guys like pork chops? I like pork chops.
Ok gotta go. Cmep tracks my time on the laptop, I think I hear her coming I have to shut down if she catches me on here I'm dead. DEAD!