San Fran -3.5 over Ravens
I think the Niners could have won the whole thing last year. I think they think the same thing. Putting aside the "destiny" of the Ravens and the fact that, let's face it, they should not be here. I mean Denver beat them right? I remember that. The Mile High Rainbow? The Kyle Williams Fumbles? There is a parallel there. Ravens have Ray Rice. Niners have Frank Gore. Ravens have Ed Reed. Niners have Patrick Willis. Ravens have Ray Lewis who is high on the Lord. Niners have Navarro Bowman who is high on hurting people. Niners have an answer for every weapon the Ravens have. The Ravens don't. Like Spiff said, are we really ready to live in a world where Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl champion?
The Bro Bowl. Fucking Bro Bowl. Some Dads just want their kids to be more successful then they were but this is to the MAX. Two kids in the Super Bowl. Can't wait until the Mannings meet next year. Any chance we can get the Harbaugh sister to flip the coin or something?
So I haven't peeked at the props yet but I'm interested in the following:
Tails (-120)
First person to score a TD - Vernon Davis, Jacoby Jones, Bernard Pierce
(Guessing Kaepernick is even money or even minus)
Over/Under FG's - if 4.5 or 4 I would like under. Akers is ass.
MVP - Crabtree, Bowman, Ed Reed, Jacoby Jones all will bring in big money.
Unrelated, ok your Dan Marino I get it chicks want to fuck you. But dog why you impregnating bitches man? That shit BURNS FAMILIES DOWN.
Hall of Fame voting for NFL pisses me off. Let me ask you, why the fuck is there a limit to how many guys can get in (in one year I mean)? If 8 guys deserve to go in, truly then shit put them all in. See next years ballot? In addition to the dudes still waiting on the sidelines to get in when they ARE CLEARLY HALL OF FAMERS (CRIS CARTER HELLO). You got Sapp HOF easy, Strahan HOF easy, Larry Allen HOF easy, Ogden HOF easy. Those 4 alone could be a class. Then throw in the near misses like Charles Haley. Put them all in. Sure it's sacred but they are all legit. No lies.
You guys like pork chops? I like pork chops.
Ok gotta go. Cmep tracks my time on the laptop, I think I hear her coming I have to shut down if she catches me on here I'm dead. DEAD!
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good morning
golfing? what fucking time is it
your a nut
golfing > work irregardless of the time
go ravens!
although I don't really care who wins
fuck golf
dumb ass hobby
big bossman dropping hints i got the promotion
he better not be fucking with my emotions
find out tueeessday
if i get it i'm taking my baby out for a steak dinner and some champagne
fuck peter lugers they can stick the 3 month out reservation system up their old rude asses
Luger is the best
i disagree
"i disagree"
me too
/meiz
NO WEAPON!
can't believe EP is working on a day that Ed Koch died
He was great on people's court
"Like Spiff said, are we really ready to live in a world where Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl champion?"
Yes, and then I want to see him be his average self for another team mired in mediocrity. Like a reverse Trent Dilfer
I want to see the chiefs or cardinals throw crazy money at Flacco
"golfing > work irregardless of the time"
WRONG.
what if you had to go golfing and then go to work
Raise your hand if you're ready for the JFreak Party Rock Anthem video.
I was not prepared for what I was about to see last night. It was late, and I was drunk.
I'm ready
"what if you had to go golfing and then go to work"
I'd be going to work pretty drunk.
I present to you, Auto-tuned JFreak.
You're all welcome.
big bossman dropping hints i got the promotion
Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
/Lp bossman
I can't unsee this video
tem makes an appearance in the video at the 1:02 mark
that was a nice surprise
i'm not surprised that there are no women in the entire video though
It was tremendous. I might have to watch it on the phone today.
link not working
Speaking of internets on the phone, geeeeez 3G is awful. How did you guys live with that?
/FWP
"link not working"
I see that now. Not sure what happened.
Fixed link?
"I want to see the chiefs or cardinals throw crazy money at Flacco"
J
E
T
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JETS JETS JETS
god that video is awful
taxes done
Haha. Maintenance guy hit the reply all on the new employee sale flyer. Sent that shit to everybody in the opco.
He wants Curly's pulled pork and butter.
people do that all the time, so embarassing
Google Offers has a deal on BK chicken sammies right now. BOGO.
BK is the worst
I love me some BK. Wish we still had one around.
BK burgers taste so much better than McDonalds
I like BK too
would rather have a whopper than most anything mcdonald's offers
the CBO burger is banging
mcd other menu items and fries all day
all day
Burger King Finds Horse DNA at Plant
horse whopper
I like BK's fries. I'm not picky about freedom fries though.
Big kicker is the Dollar Menu. Nobody can fuck with 2 McDoubles and a small fry for $3.17, or sub out the fry for a large drink. Dollar Menu is bulletproof and if they ever get rid of it, I think it would be a huge detriment to the company.
"horse whopper"
Sounds lean and delicious. I'm in.
yeah, mcdonalds fries kill it
chicken is probably a draw
cheapness for mcd's wins out
mcrib puts them over the top
mcdonalds needs something like the angry whopper
They have wonderful options in Europe. I recall seeing some items they have in Germany and being amazed.
UNSKINNY BOP BOP BOP BOP!
I like the smell and taste of Flonase
Only bummer about the GS3 I've found is that you can't silence the camera. No ninja pics.
I won the TCS
Feb 20, PS4 rumored to be revealed.
Joint's gonna be like eight hundo
I made that figure up, but the rumor exists
"They have wonderful options in Europe. I recall seeing some items they have in Germany and being amazed."
hells yeah
fucking mcbaguette dog
they sell pizza and poutine in canada
good luck on that promotion, Lp!
I think I'm in the market for a pair of white & navy Dunks or AF1s
i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video
i think wendy's burgers taste better than mcds...haven't had bk in awhile.
"i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video"
Neither could I.
"i couldn't make it through that whole freak autotune video"
did you make it to the part where Tem dances?
i left a comment
ElPadrino said....
"awful"
did you make it to the part where Tem dances?
yeah...that was funny
because it was tem
BK horse meat was used un Europe.
I didn't know Freak was a hoky roller.
freak put those show choir skillz to work
i wonder who they got to run the boom mic
"I didn't know Freak was a hoky roller."
You serious, Clark?
"BK horse meat was used un Europe."
we are Europe
/Obama
i wonder who they got to run the boom mic
he has an intern
golfing? what fucking time is it
your a nut
Started at 8
"we are Europe
/Obama"
I'm on board, Barry.
/Meiz
I'm on board, Barry.
/Meiz
Good, I'll be sending you your free cell phone next week
/Barry
"Good, I'll be sending you your free cell phone next week
/Barry"
Perfect
free surgical procedures too
Then I can have two phones.
You guys are making this new America sound awesome
"did you make it to the part where Tem dances?"
maybe in 20 years. i don't have gray hair.
you picked the wrong guy
you were in the white jacket at 1:02
"maybe in 20 years. i don't have hair."
Fizzed*
balding is an issue
-22 today at the inlaws.
good lord.
yeah white jacket guy has gray hair on the sides. i don't have gray hair.
in other news Marshall throws a lot of INTs.
" You serious, Clark?"
I am
"Fixed link?"
holy fuck
holy fuck
the good news for you is freak is opening that concert you're going to at wrigley
"the good news for you is freak is opening that concert you're going to at wrigley"
no opening act for that show just pj
the opening act is a surprise
it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video
rip zeke
Local sports radio just played the audio from the Dr. Phil episode that will air later. Tuiasasadhroxhfpo* sure as fuck sounds like the person who left the voicemails on Te'o's phone.
it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video
he was the one with the red beard
s
"holy fuck"
That's what church does to some people
anyone see that chick sing the national anthem on idol last night? She needs to be doing it at the super bowl.
S
Frankie Edgar vs Jose Aldo
Edgar by decision. Equal skill, equal cardio, I'll give Edgar a slight edge in heart and experience in big fights.
Rashad Evans vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
Round 1 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio
Round 2 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio
Round 3 Evans take down - lay on Rogerio
Evans by decision. His next fight is Silva at middlewieght.
Alistair Overeem vs Antonio Silva
Someone is getting knocked out. Everyone says Silva does. I say he connects with a lucky shot and derails the Alistair Overeem v Velasquez title train. Silva wins by lucky KO.
Aldo is going to win
"it's too bad dead zeke couldn't see that video"
i saw it just fine
"he was the one with the red beard"
I thought he was the one in the Indiana basketball shorts
"anyone see that chick sing the national anthem on idol last night?"
Yes, how the hell did she get put through to Hollywood?
rooney rule
aja...she was awful
Jon Fitch vs Demian Maia
Fitch used to be the best welterweight not named GSP. Now he is just a really good one. Good enough to beat Maia. Fitch wins an easy decision. Maia has looked good at 170, but I say not good enough. However, if Maia wins he sets him self up for a possible title eliminator bout.
Joseph Benavidez vs Ian McCall
Combined weight is almost less than me. These guys will run around for 3 rounds. McCall will look worse after the 3 rounds and lose a decision. But he will do damage and it will be a close decision.
Evan Dunham vs Gleison Tibau
hmmm...Dunham?
Jay Hieron vs Tyron Woodley
Bet on black...what? they are both black. Then bet on Tyron because he sounds more black.
Jacob Volkmann vs Bobby Green
Volkmann is whiter than me. Green isn't. Volkmann wins by TKO. Green won't be able to see Volkmann due to the reflection of the lights coming off of him.
Yves Edwards vs Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Yves has fought like 60 times. He fights people who might be good. Hyphenated name guys aren't good. They lack the decision making skills to pick a last name thus they lack the skills to be a good fighter. Yves wins.
Chico Camus vs Dustin Kimura
no idea...ummm Chico sounds tough.
Francisco Rivera vs Edwin Figueroa
i think i heard of the Figueroa guy. Since he is on the undercard he must not be good anymore. I'll go with Rivera.
"Tuiasasadhroxhfpo* sure as fuck sounds like the person who left the voicemails on Te'o's phone."
Yeah, dr.phil said they had him leave a sample and had it analyzed and it's the same voice that Te'o provided to Katie Couric
This dry skin shit is fucking up my ability to catch a good shave in the morning.
lotion
If I lotion first, the shaver doesn't glide very well and then tugs on whiskers.
lotion after.
a few days of doing it and the dry skin is not there.
doesn't help the first go round, but it gets a little better each subsequent time.
or grow a suite beard
or better yet a terrible beard.
Joe Dirte
i think el pad is winning tcs.
i was going to say keith, but then el pad would cry.
keith will post a lot of shit now that he is losing.
are you calling keith a looser?*
thought keef won already
"If I lotion first, the shaver doesn't glide very well and then tugs on whiskers."
shave with a razor you freak
"shave with a razor you freak"
Waste of time.
I'm trying the lotion thing, just hasn't worked yet.
i make my own lotion
/Lp
razor
"shave with a razor you freak"
Waste of time."
get the electric shaver that cums then
stop being a cheap motherfucker
"get the electric shaver that cums then"
Waste of money
stop being a cheap motherfucker
you cant be a bitcher about something that you can control
"thought keef won already"
then he has
"you cant be a bitcher about something that you can control"
I'm not bitching, you're overreacting. I like my thirty dollar shaver just fine.
Short guys get heated so quickly.
"thought keef won already"
then he has"
Dammit that's not fair
"This dry skin shit is fucking up my ability to catch a good shave in the morning." -Meiz
looks like bitching to me
you shouldn't bitch about things you can control.
i thought I won
you thought you were going to be CFO
sometimes you are wrong.
sometimes that is good though. the other day you thought you were going to play NCAA and got laid instead.
depends on how you look at it, whether that was good or bad
depends on how you look at it, whether that was good or bad
he should have played the game
/cmblue
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Jared Sullinger out for the season.
why?
rondo sympathy pains?
tOSU big men are fragile
i guess if a guy has a bad back out of college then maybe he isn't really cut out for the NBA grind.
i am SAS nobody knew this
Didn't he tumble in the draft because of it?
so did i win tcs or not
Yep, he fell to 21
need to know, because if i win i'm taking my baby out for steak and champagne
galveston for the start of mardi gras tonight...suite
classic vince carter
LeBron James Whines About Not Being Able To Watch The Super Bowl, Gets To Play Professional Basketball In The NBA Instead
boo hoo
I think I'm going to treat myself with a large Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza on Super Bowl Sunday
How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing National Anthem: o/u 2 minutes and 15 seconds - Under
i bet the sound guy who hits play when she lip syncs is going to make a killing on that bet
I think I'm going to treat myself with a large Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza on Super Bowl Sunday
put that money towards a new razor!
/Lp
so did i win tcs or not
No. You suck
ooooo fancy
shut up keef
shut up keef
i think that worked!
brakeing* his fingers would work
major payne style
wall
wall
Jug wins TCS
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt once made $10 million because America is stupid, but they pissed it all away because they thought the world would end on December 21, 2012. So, yeah. SF Gate reports:
In 2010, Pratt revealed the couple was broke and on the verge of bankruptcy, and they even gave up their luxury home and moved in with his father to save money. He has now admitted they deliberately spent all their cash before December 21, 2012 —the day the world was set to end, according to a prophesy based on the Mayan calendar. He tells Britain’s OK! magazine, “We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits. “Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.” Opening up about his extravagant lifestyle, Pratt adds, “I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”
hope they die
taco night
I don't buy that they thought the world was going to end.
I think they pissed away the money and are using that as an excuse as opposed to saying, yeah, we were fucking retarded and thought the money would just keep rolling in
that story sounds worse than just saying hey listen, we are retarded
home time
that story sounds worse than just saying hey listen, we are retarded
^^^^^^^
or one in the same
piece
not in their minds it doesn't
they don't have to take the blame, they can blame the mayans
well if barry's plan kicks in they shouldn't have to do without for long
i want to bang jennifer lawrence, i think
or at least see her sex video
i heard she had a wardrobe malfunction recently
nah, that wasn't really a wardrobe malfunction, she had some fancy dress
i couldn't pull up most of the sites at work...i was hoping for more
Why did I think they had divorced?
the mayans?
Re: Montag/Pratt
the mayans told you?
i don't think mardi gras in galveston will be like the one in new orleans.
anyone ever been to NO for mardi gras?
no, but i've been to Moscow, Idaho and it's a blast
cmjug and i are going to galveston for a concert tonight...mardi gras just happens to be going on at the same time
ns
when i was in college they had passed a law that women's bare breasts in public were not considered indecent exposure...so it was awesome
i haven't been to moscow, idaho before
when i was in college they had passed a law that women's bare breasts in public were not considered indecent exposure...so it was awesome
NO is kind of crazy all year long, but it ramps up on mardi gras. we should do a future summit in NO
anthony can't go
/cmlp
Neither can Ben
/cmblue
BOOM
Did Sconnie win?
gjhmkdf
Firefox is being lame now. I don't just stay automatically logged in on all my bookmarked sites
lightning are pretty fucking good
Bad storms?
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