Hey there snowstorm.
Potato is my favorite vegetable and it's all because of french fries.
You have to admire vanilla ice cream for it's simplicity.
Grade A Maple syrup. Anything less would be uncivilized.
I like brick.
The smell of metal being welded is where it's at.
Hungarian food. Never really had.
If Iran does get a nuclear weapon, AHIK, Israel is dead. So they say.
I think when I'm 45 I will buy season tickets to the Knickerbockers. In one of those fancy suites.
If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase. Would it be a mansion? A G6 (it would be staffed at all times whenever you need it). A tank? A company? An idea? A franchise? A patent? A boat? A zoo?
I can look this up but when they yell timber they literally mean timber is falling right?
I'm glad I don't have a dog.
Munchkins. The donut hole kind. Brilliant.
What's the story with balloons? Like who started that fad.
Sometimes I wish I was living my life in the 1950's. Life seemed so much simpler then. This world we live in now, it's insane.
Did you ever want to be dangerously close to an explosion to feel it, like when they run away from it in the movies?
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I'll tell you about it someday
/Tp
Hey there snowstorm.
get gas
good post
I'm glad I don't have a dog.
we have an awesome dog
i wouldn't want a dog if i lived in the city
I like brick.
tamland?
cm punk has nothing on this guy
What's the story with balloons? Like who started that fad.
best balloon scene
I can look this up but when they yell timber they literally mean timber is falling right?
its "tember!".
/tem
I am not shocked that LP would want to live in the 50s
Wishing for a company seems like cheating. Youd be able to buy the plane and mansion and all that stuff.
Assuming it was one rich person thing I'd want the private plane
Assuming it was one rich person thing I'd want the private plane
And yes they yell tember when the tree is coming down.
Timber would be good to say during sex.
If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase.
if you asked me this everyday, i might have a different answer everyday. today i think its a condo in steamboat, CO.
i would like to have my house paid off too.
NYC parents
Iverson's home
" If you could buy something ridiculous like, let's say a private plane but it's the only thing you could buy, it's like the genie will only grant one major fucking purchase. Would it be a mansion? A G6 (it would be staffed at all times whenever you need it). A tank? A company? An idea? A franchise? A patent? A boat? A zoo?"
Your soul
No, but seriously, I would buy Apple. Then I could afford to buy anything else I could ever want.
Tem knows
"get gas"
ha, cmep said the same thing
i refused, that was a once in a 25 year type event
im certain of that
"I like brick."
no actual brick
i wouldn't want a dog if i lived in the city
word
"today i think its a condo in steamboat, CO"
simple guy
i was thinking more of the lines of like a small country
"No, but seriously, I would buy Apple. Then I could afford to buy anything else I could ever want."
you can do that now idiot
"I am not shocked that LP would want to live in the 50s"
you come home, wife has the kids cleaned up looking sharp, dinner is on the table, good ol' american beef, ice cold beer, milk on the porch, simpelton problems
american engineering, old world morals
no one is catfish'ng your ass or stealing your identity
unprotected sex still rules
UK SHOCK: Beef Lasagne Meals '100% Horsemeat'...
Curt Schilling is such a shit bag
"unprotected sex still rules"
i have unprotected sex now
not with different woman you dont
"not with different woman you dont"
i don't have sex with different woman
in the 50s you would apparently.
50s cons:
no internet
no internet porn
no high def television
no ESPN
NFL does not rule yet
vietnam in a few years = draft
only 4 channels on TV
no internet - imagination
no internet porn - see above, wife
no high def television - honeymmoners
no ESPN - see above
NFL does not rule yet - baseball does
vietnam in a few years = draft - too old
only 4 channels on TV - newspapers
50s pros:
Tjokes could start off on right foot
could invent internet before Gore
at 5'9.5" could play center in NBA
could buy GE stock pretty early
could invent rap music
50s cons:
life expectancy about 10 years less than it is now.
A dairy cow produces about 100,000 glasses of milk in its lifetime.
"i refused, that was a once in a 25 year type event"
Oh boy. Ya know these ya-huge winter storms you guys have gotten over there in recent history? Yeah.
Who were the last 25-game winners in each league?
most NBA teams win over 25 games
No NFL teams win over 25 games
nobodu won 25 games. the regular season is only 16 games. even with playoffs you are only playing 19 or 20 games.
every baseball team is over 25 games
sumbitch blue
i'm not sure about the MLS, so you've got me there
oh you guys
3 of my 4 goddamn car doors were frozen shut this morning. My neighbor was parked next to me and had zero problems.
And of course it happens on a morning where I have extra shit to pack into the car to go up north.
I'm done bitching about it now.
"3 of my 4 goddamn car doors were frozen shut this morning"
you have bad seals on the doors.
Gaylord Perry
"you have bad seals on the doors."
If you say so
Gaylord Perry
no
verlander is one
No
"If you say so"
i do say so.
dwight gooden
No
Eddie Harris?
Tem has me shook on this door seals business and I'm not seeing anything for the Aveo5 on autopartswarehouse.com
Tom Seaver
Bob Gibson
Sandy Koufax
Steve Carlton
David Cone
Walter Johnson
just put vaseline on the door seals.
Grag Maddux
Steve Avery
John Smoltz
Mike Hampton
Dice-K
Josh Beckett
CC Sabathia
it is the rubber seals/whatever that freezes so just lube them up with some vaseline. it should do the trick.
you can also just spray them with WD-40 i think.
"just put vaseline on the door seals."
But then I'll get vaseline on my car. Is this some old country Wava wizardry?
By the by, I totally trust you on this.
using vaseline has him shook now
before they freeze for both of those things.
just on the rubber seals where the door shuts. if you get vaseline all over the car you are using too much vaseline.
Both of those are water repellants, so it makes cants
Tom Seaver
Bob Gibson
Sandy Koufax
Steve Carlton
David Cone
Walter Johnson
You have 1 right
they make a silicon spray too, but that costs more.
Grag Maddux
Steve Avery
John Smoltz
Mike Hampton
Dice-K
Josh Beckett
CC Sabathia
Uh no
bob welch won 27 games, does that count?
I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy
rick vaughn?
"if you get vaseline all over the car you are using too much vaseline."
then you never have to wash your car
pedro
"I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy"
el padrino
bob welch won 27 games, does that count?
Yes.
"I'm SAS that noone has said the AL guy"
blue got it
AL baseball sucks
AL baseball sucks
silly talk
apparently you can use oil based cooking sprays too.
spray some PAM on that shit i guess.
wiki how
what about butter? does butter work?
i can't believe its not butter?
intrawebs says silicone spray > wd-40 > vaseline.
How about Liquid Wrench?
exaclty how people react
when snow is coming, non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)
mize doesn't have wd40?
"when snow is coming, non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)"
That's how Mequon is. If there's a storm coming, the shelves at Piggly Wiggly and Sendiks are bare ass naked.
"mize doesn't have wd40?"
Of course I do. Unlike my father, I wouldn't be caught dead without WD40. I have 3 cans.
"LinkedIn shares surge after blowout Q4. LinkedIn's (LNKD) stock price soared 9% premarket after Q4 earnings slayed expectations, with EPS coming in at $0.35, sales rocketing 81% to $303.6M, and net profit jumping 60% to $11.5M. Growth continued at a blistering pace across the company's businesses, with revenue from Talent Solutions (jobs) rising 90%, Marketing Solutions (ads) 68% and Subscriptions 79%. It's no wonder that CEO Jeff Weiner called Q4 a transformative one."
WOW
just fucking Facebook in the assssssss
"non NYC resident folk (NJ, SI, Lawng Island)"
I thought long island was part of NYC.
and you live on LI
stop it
BK is on LI
One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.
"just fucking Facebook in the assssssss"
yeah, that net profit of $11mm is awesome (s)
One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.
this all day
IE: the not gassing up before Sandy thing.
"One of my favorite things about EP is the whole "New Yorkers are like this, but not me" thing.
this all day"
i'm not queer, democrat, hipster, yuppie, or rude
"yeah, that net profit of $11mm is awesome (s)"
growth man, they have a revenue stream that wont go away
"yuppie"
ORLY?
O_o
"i'm not queer, democrat, hipster, yuppie, or rude"
i'm everything else
sorry if my confidence is oft-putting
ORLY?
O_o
dont know what this means
if im yuppie then shit the yuppies here must be super yuppie than i know what yuppie is
last i checked i dont live on the upper east side
last i checked i dont buy organic, eat granola for lunch or make sure i eat sustainable cod
a yuppie trapped in a suit
"sorry if my confidence is oft-putting"
BRAVO
sorry if my confidence is oft-putting
awesome
Whatta think about oft-shore drilling?
I don't know if LP knows what yuppie means
yuppie - a young upwardly mobile professional individual; a well-paid middle-class professional who works in a city and has a luxurious life style
that's Lp!
educate me
"luxurious life style"
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah my life is real luxurious
man good one jug
Yuppies are mocked for their conspicuous personal consumption and hunger for social status among their peers
check
a young college-educated adult who is employed in a well-paying profession and who lives and works in or near a large city
Oooh, 1 step back
LP
my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments
LinkedIn
/lp
"my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments"
Awesome. So do I.
LinkedIn is like $100+
YAHOO!!!
linked in is up $25 today
groupon is a good one
I think once they figure out how to turn a profit, they'll skyrocket
"LP
my bossman wants to know of some good $10-$20 price range investments"
need some time
i'm assuming long term
"Yuppies are mocked for their conspicuous personal consumption and hunger for social status among their peers"
so i'm a rich Aitch?
s
Who do I tell to sign me up for 10 shares of this Groupon? $5.45 is a bargain.
I wonder if Tyler remembered his flowers this year
i'm assuming long term
si
"Who do I tell to sign me up for 10 shares of this Groupon? $5.45 is a bargain."
open an e-trade account
I think once they figure out how to turn a profit, they'll skyrocket
AHOTFOIK
crazy talk groupon will get killed at some point by competitors
best bet is someone buys them
i'm on the opposite side of the room on groupon
and the CEO is a complete douche
i think shareholders tried to vote him out 3 times already the company hates him
when we talk long term, my list on techs is low, becuase you dont want to bet on innovation
you want long term you bet on goods and services that are tried and true
stock picking is not hard, discipline is hard
LMC
meiz your own company stock you should inquire about a program
Sysco is a good investment
short term stock picking is hard
day trading is hard
long term is piece of cake
"meiz your own company stock you should inquire about a program"
We get a 15% discount
lp...are you gonna make a suite snow fort this weekend?
"lp...are you gonna make a suite snow fort this weekend?"
me and bgep will def build something
fun fact: El P doesnt have gloves
OMG!
10-20 is hard
i've pulled up 30 symbols/companies that i like only one was in that range and that one i'm still on the fence about recommending
(FTR) $4.56
OMG!
bethca yuppies have gloves
not for the record, that is the symbol
Frontier Communications
aja i lost my pair which were suite snowboarding gloves
how are snowboarding gloves different than regular gloves?
ns
(FTR) $4.56
Thanks
how are snowboarding gloves different than regular gloves?
ns
bulkier, warmer, wrist strap
(FTR) $4.56
Thanks
speculative
Poor folks food is on super duper sale at the local grocery stores this week. Banquet meals and Progresso soups are 89-99 cents. SCORE.
you will have Gout by your 35th birthday
My bombsauce gloves have to be retired soon. I've had them since highschool and they were pristine until I grazed one of the blades on my auger. Needless to say, I now have duct tape on the right index finger of my glove.
"you will have Gout by your 35th birthday"
For eating soup? Okay.
one can of soup is like double what your daily intake of sodium should be
at least buy low sodium soup
"one can of soup is like double what your daily intake of sodium should be"
A) No it's not
B) I don't care
is FTR el pad's can't miss stock pick?
Low sodium soup doesn't go on sale. I don't pay full price for food, you yuppie.
soup is very sodiumy. just drink lots of water to offset that.
I don't pay full price for food, you yuppie.
Yup
neither do i
groupon won't see their market erode.
That's the problem, they already have like a bajillion subscribers
I still don't understand how that company doesn't rake in profit, there's no overhead.
give me that business and i'll turn it into a billion dollar profit masheen.
"is FTR el pad's can't miss stock pick?"
no it can miss, the short interest is very high
although that could be a good thing short term
"give me that business and i'll turn it into a billion dollar profit masheen."
at $5.45 a share I'm guessing you can buy enough shares to control ownership
bluerich
sodium doesn't increase the likelihood of gout.
gout is caused by uric acid.
"groupon won't see their market erode."
google
amazon
both do what they do, once they get serious about it, lights out
amazon has bankrupted/bought out so many different companies over the past 5 years it's unreal
they just undercut you and make a better deal because they can
"sodium doesn't increase the likelihood of gout."
just picked a random medical condition
dr blue
uric acid increases are linked to purines
Foods and drinks containing large amounts of purines include anchovies, liver and other organ meats, herring, game meats, dried beans and peas, gravy, mackerel, beer and wine
"just picked a random medical condition"
oh it's not random, it's fucking painful...i have gout flareups and their the worst pain i've ever experienced, times 10
they're
Our foreclosed upon cabin neighbor lost his leg from the knee down to the Gout
alls i know is every puerto rican i know has it and they eat salt and fry everything
"Our foreclosed upon cabin neighbor lost his leg from the knee down to the Gout"
so Gout means pool?
fucking gout
so Gout means pool?
in spanish, yes
si
Yes! Inhalers come today. having crazy Rick check my mail before he meets me out here to go up north. I'll be able to breathe!
breathing is good for you
breathing gives you pancreatic cancer
/blue
Grammy's this weekend
running diary
suite
"Grammy's this weekend"
aka the shittiest concert ever
I'll do a runny diary
still maintaining the unscrollable Inbox...suite
working this weekend...unsuite
I'll do a runny diary
i wonder what you'll say about the country acts
s
Super Bowl blackout due to electrical device
Thanks
Darnell Dockett gonna kill Chris Rix
Get a fair amount of wine in cmk to turn up the snarky joes
*jokes
Get a fair amount of wine in cmk to turn up the snarky joes
ha
FUCK. cmk is pregnant. get somebody over there & get 'em drunk for the Grammys
But I don't want to have a csil born in a few months
spiff
Is it cool if I post the diary en Lunes?
"Super Bowl blackout due to electrical device"
apology accepted
/Beyonce
George Visger won a Super Bowl ring. He also suffered brain injuries that forever altered his life. Was it worth it? The former 49ers defensive lineman says no.
who cares
who cares died
wall
bold
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