i think the deal is that i want to own my own plane.
i downloaded an app for my phone that is like a flight simulator. does that count?
im very good at crashing
airports are for goodbyes and hellos
I really enjoyed Detroit's airport
yes that counts
j-law may be making her way towards that top 5
"i downloaded an app for my phone that is like a flight simulator. does that count?"you're in the airforce, just go take a plane and fly it
you're in the airforce, just go take a plane and fly itthe app is basically the same thing. we have the predator drones at this base
i'll try and NCAA tonight
"j-law may be making her way towards that top 5"jude law??
The sun is 93 million miles away.
I'll play tonight, if I have a game to play
jennifer lawrence tem..c'mon man
I think tem is the only one with a bye this week
The sun is 93 million miles away.i knew this
her back and forth with letterman about twitter was funny. she sort of reminds me of a younger drew barrymore. not ET young...
she also mixed up the obama/osama thing...that was funny
i guess i never realized how young she was until she started making the rounds on all these shows
i also never saw the hungry games or whatever, so I didn't really know about her
She's like 23 right? And yes, unholy things.
you never saw her in x-men?/tem
she'll be 23 this year
there is a rumor that she will be the lead in the remake of grease 2
nah, she doesn't look good in tight leather pants
she doesn't look good in tight leather pantsthere are chicks like that everywhere
i know her. i did not know people called her j-law.
and yes. she was mystique in x-men first class.i also saw hunger games. she seems to be pretty hot and kind of normal and intelligent for a hollywood person.she is the new natalie portman.
i mean the new n-port
"she is the new natalie portman."Don't you fucking DARE
i also saw hunger games.nerd
i do DARE. portman got married, turned into a more preachy version of what we thought she was and had a kid.n-port has fallen a rung or two on the ladder.
There is no "New Natalie Portman". There is just Natalie Portman.You blasphemer. Slanderous son of a bitch.
"nerd"i saw it on the plane to europe. actually the plane back from europe.
"New Natalie Portman". She is possibly the New and Improved Natalie Portman
I've always found n-port to be a tad overrated.
I don't even know you people any more
You blasphemer. Slanderous son of a bitch.Meiz said...I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.February 5, 2013 at 11:48 PM
There are girls like N-Port everywhere
Meiz said...I'm not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.ha...it didn't take long to play that one
there is only one way to settle this.spiff needs to gif this place up.
Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.
Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.was that a joke?/keef
gotta put a S
Totally forgot Keith doesn't know when people are joking.Jesus. Here we go.
You made a comment that fit that cnp. Relax, tightie
Rob Ryan, Saints D-Coordinator
i also think i might have heard that n-port was on that Anthony Bosch ledger.
Rob Ryan, Saints D-CoordinatorCool, you read last night's comments
so Ole Miss is breaking some recruiting rules apparently.#1 overall, #1 WR, #1 OT and two other top 150 players all go to Ole Miss??
fast and furious 6i'm in
#1 overall's bro plays at Ole Miss, so I get that. But yeah, shady business for sure
It's college football. The rules are dumb anyway.
This lazy motherfucker just came in here and refuses to unload 16 cases of beef. I find it insane that he's going to pay $85 to have somebody else unload 16 cases.
you do it
I would, but I can't. And it'll cost him at least $85
This mail order prescription shit no good. I do not like it.
Postal Service announces it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays
Denver police say two children under 10 years old and a woman were killed and a third child was wounded in an apparent shooting at a house in the northeast part of the city.Blue?
"Postal Service announces it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays" bout time, they should go to every other day
they should go to every other dayThey'll still find a way to lose money
"bout time, they should go to every other day"Crazy talk. They're still delivering packages on Saturdays though
Mail people make too much goddamn money.
you should be a mailman
They'll still find a way to lose moneythat's not that big of a deal when you don't have to meet a budget of any kind
The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.
"Crazy talk."makes total sense to meinterwebz
i like j-laws boobs a lot more than n-ports
" i like j-laws boobs a lot more than n-ports"Well, that's because j-law actually HAS boobs
"you should be a mailman"I wish. It's damn hard to get in there.
Top Chef 11 happening
TC this season has been good. Hopefully Kristin wins the last chance kitchen
I gotta get that damn TV box out of my kitchen.
Manti Te'o's Twitter account no longer exists.So it was fake, too?(S)
Any of youse ever used that shrinkwrap stuff for your windows? Is that shit easy?
"TC this season has been good. Hopefully Kristin wins the last chance kitchen"all about sheldon
SooooHow about The Bite, hey fellas? Hey?
Biggest Loser? The Simpsons? The Bachelor? Downton Abbey? Antiques Roadshow? That Nicki Minaj sure is crazy on the American Idol.
"what's that"Cheffing competition show on ABC. It has Bourdain. It's pretty decent.
nigella lawson tits
"The Taste"That's it. I was guessing.
n-law has good tits toobut ep didn't link them
did someone link j-laws? or n-ports?
i dont link tits i suck them
and then get diarrhea?
all about sheldonYeah he's cool. That Lizzie chick has to go
no, not egyptian
That Lizzie chick has to goword
brooke is sneaky hot
"brooke is sneaky hot"lopez?
"brooke is sneaky hot"Yes
If you can dodge a wrench...
this reminds me of the ryan braun PED defense
r-brau is a saint
jim or john?
ESPN 150 running back Alex Collins still has not signed his letter of intent with Arkansas, and for good reason. According to two sources familiar with the situation, his mother showed up Wednesday at South Plantation High School, confiscated the documents and left.Andrea McDonald fled with the paperwork because she doesn't want Collins to leave home, the sources said. Collins is 18 and does not need a parent or guardian to co-sign his letter of intent.hilarity
isn't it about time that J-lo-Hew gets naked on screen?
todd helton arrested for DUIdamn, there goes teh rockies season
"FACE!"God bless the ignorant masses
"isn't it about time that J-lo-Hew gets naked on screen?"I think she may have missed the window. Her fastball is gone.
i don't know, i'd still pay money to see those mammaries in 3-d
It may not be 97, but she can still bring about 88
"I think she may have missed the window. Her fastball is gone."CRAZY TALK.she looks amazing because she's on TV again
"Her fastball is gone"i'm not asking her to pitch, i'm asking her to take off her shirt
"she looks amazing because she's on TV again"When in Rome
"It may not be 97, but she can still bring about 88"So, Jeff Suppan.
Facebook app broken right now?
i'm not asking her to pitch, i'm asking her to take off her shirtThat made me laugh
Facebook app broken right now?Not on my fone*
So, Jeff Suppan.Bronson Arroyo
gus johnson to do play by play for the world cup
"Bronson Arroyo"The guy that gave up 46 HRs in 2011.
see...gave up the goodsthat's what i'm talking about
The guy that gave up 46 HRs in 2011.And JLH had some flubber a few years back. They bolth* have turned it around
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure."CBS to Grammy attendees
"And JLH had some flubber a few years back. They bolth* have turned it around"Hm. Interesting.
buttock cracklolzi'm a child
is LP going to the grammy's? why does he have that memo?
he's gotta keep his buttock crack in check
is LP going to the grammy's?isn't that a better question for cmlp?
"isn't that a better question for El Presidente?"*Fizzzzed
Giants release Bradshaw
(it's about as spicy as law enforcement-grade pepper spray).no thanks
wait ed reed sang two tickets to paradise and no one posted it herefor shame
"wait ed reed sang two tickets to paradise and no one posted it here"it was posted here
it was posted here^^^
Vice Presidente: I think we should buy that stock nowbossman: we bought it yesterdayVice Presidente: shit
" Vice Presidente: I think we should buy that stock nowbossman: we bought it yesterdayVice Presidente: shit"Ha!
Goddamn pharmacy sent me fucking nasal spray and not my inhalers. NOT HAPPY.
Are you ever?
Generally just content
Generally just content and not into the reckless namecalling that some of you people might be into.fixed
congrats to the vp.... not that he's going to read this
I totally agree with meiz on the portman situation
I need to change my name/pic back
It wasn't a 6 month bet?
I don't think we're gonna refi right now. Payment would lower by about $100/mo but our mortgage insurance would go up from $90/mo to $220/mo so we would end up losing in the long run
Pretty sure the computer gets the in-game scoring drive recap wrong all the time on NCAA
Yeah it's awful
That was a 2 play 71 yard drive... That started on the 25 because of a touchbck, and took 5 plays
WOAH WOAH WOAHNCAA fucked up.I went to OT vs Illinois, scored on the 1st possession, and then they gave Illinois 3 STRAIGHT POSSESIONSfuck this noise
IL goes TD, TD, TO and I lose. The fuck??
That makes me not want to play any more
I was getting Jewed the whole game. I should have known the fix was in.
And fuck this weather shit.
Thats a time for a legit restart
"Thats a time for a legit restart"I didn't know what was happening until the game was over. I thought maybe the 2nd team with the ball got the ball right away in 2OT, and then next thing I know, they're calling ANOTHER play on offense, I pick it off, and I lose the game 42-35.
"And fuck this weather shit."*Unrelated to video game football
RELATEDEA was The Consumerist's Worst Company In America in 2012
Maybe don't give up so many points
Aja that sucks
congrats on the new title, ep
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