Cherokee Nation Government solutions is interested in me according to an email that I got from a recruiter.
bgblue got into some charter school thing near our house. She's gonna go to all day kindergarden and shit costs like $450/month. That's a lot of cheese to teach a kid how to tie their shoes, and take naps. Luckily its just for one year. I guess blue can't buy his bentley this summer.
I think it's funny that the Raiders feel like their coach sabotaged their chances in the SuperBowl™ all those years ago. Maybe they should have said something, you know, before now.
SuperBowl™ preview...one of the teams will have a turnover, and the other team will score points off of it.
Kevin Johnson, who is the mayor of Sacramento where I grew up and my parents live, is a joke. He's spending more time trying to figure out how to keep an NBA team there than he is running his city. Now honestly I don't know what a mayor really does in their free time, but hitching your wagon to keeping a shitty team that nobody really cares about, maybe worry about cleaning up the schools and parks or something. He has "secured 20 investors who have pledged at least $1mm each to be part of the ownership group"...great, they only need another 510 investors...way to go.
here's a hint, if you're an indian woman (dot not feather) maybe don't ride the bus after dark.
Also beware of people stealing your photos from facebook and using them in an elaborate "catfish" scheme.
That's it...no more. TCS has begun...whatta gotta
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made my morning
i got fucked during recruiting, the #1 recruit, when I called him the website froze up, now keith is going to end up getting him...fucker
There are about 16 million thunderstorms on Earth every year.
i got fucked during recruiting, the #1 recruit, when I called him the website froze up, now keith is going to end up getting him...fucker
all part of my elaborate scheme
"the website froze up"
fucking Al Gore
that dude doesn't really fit in anywhere for me, but he was the #1 guy so I wanted him...damn
I've got six 5-star guys so far
i tried a different approach this season and it didn't work
i don't really care because me team is loaded with Freshman this year anyway
wall
i played missouri close.
their D was faster than my O.
LBs kept just running around the linemen that were supposed to be blocking them.
keith knows what play i used to finally move the ball a bit.
the website is OK for recruiting, but it fucks up a lot.
i destroyed the sun devils..
keith knows what play i used to finally move the ball a bit.
I don't run screen plays
that play is for cheaters
STOP CHEATING, TEM!
i didn't say you ran them. i said you knew what play i ran.
and i was correct.
cheater
i didn't say you ran them. i said you knew what play i ran.
I didn't say you said I ran them. I said I don't use them because they are cheating
i got fucked during recruiting, the #1 recruit, when I called him the website froze up, now keith is going to end up getting him...fucker
he wasn't real...you got catfished
Between your wizardry and offensive play calling sketchiness, it's an uneven playing field
tem is lance armstronging you in ncaa
why is a screen play cheating?
This is an AB conversation, LP. See your way out of it.
S
why is a screen play cheating?
You'd have to ask tem. He's the one that does it.
Tem's a cheater. I knew it. I bet he used to jetpack in Madden back in the day, too.
I think the commissioner should drop the sanction hammer on Wava.
Maybe ban the coach and send them to the FCS.
tem is interviewing with a pro team now
The Ivy League is not in the FBS. I did not know that.
And they play a strict 10 game schedule. They also refuse to play in the D-II postseason tournament because of academic concerns.
I think the commissioner should drop the sanction hammer on Wava.
That is being discussed
Wava may or may not play in the Big Sky Conference next season
"They also refuse to play in the D-II postseason tournament because of academic concerns."
they're 1-AA
and some teams do play in the playoffs..Penn was in the 1-AA playoffs a few years back.
relegation.
i like it
"they're 1-AA"
Same difference
yahuge difference
they're 1-AA
FCS
"yahuge difference"
If they can't win a BCS title, it's the same thing.
"If they can't win a BCS title, it's the same thing."
so they're like a big east team?
so they're like a big east team?
Or Sconnie
I like her
Sure
i like her too
"Sure"
forgot that meiz didn't like woman* in bikinis
or woman*
or women at bikinis...
or women at bikinis...
Still bottles* my mind
Te'o Says He Briefly Lied
i also briefly lied
/lance armstrong
Te'o should have kept to his story...that he had a girlfriend and she died
the people of the world be damned..
"Still bottles* my mind"
Those broads were run of the mill 19 year old girls
he's just protecting her because she died and he doesn't want her family to get inundated with media requests
he's just protecting her because she died and he doesn't want her family to get inundated with media requests
he i really a hero
is
yes
it's the hawaiian in him
Scallenge
Lp
"it's the hawaiian in him"
Te'o's a meth head?
Good god, it must suck to live in New York
micro units nice
let's jam more people here
MOVE
/keef
"Scallenge"
no joke
anthony carter and earl boykins play pickup basketball at the gym I go to sometimes.
when they want to dominate, it's no problem.
the frustrating thing is that those guys just don't miss most the time.
duh
duh was re: MOVE
Boykins was in your all white players league
i nerve played in an all white league
i wish..maybe i'd be an allstar
fucking black people
i nerve played in an all white league
Sorry. All white except for 1 black guy league
"anthony carter and earl boykins play pickup basketball at the gym I go to sometimes.
when they want to dominate, it's no problem."
A couple guys I follow/follow me on twitter have played against Baron Davis and Khalid El Amin. I guess Baron was just raining in thirty-footers and dunking all over the place, and El-Amin was killing everybody, too. Crossovers, spins, all that shit. Just putting dudes in the blender.
I love those stories
my niece beat baron davis in one on one recently. baron now follows her on twitter
hahaha
fucking jug
The one dude said the secret to guarding Baron was just to sag way off him and let him knock in a super deep three. That way, you stayed on your feet and also didn't get dunked on.
re: the wicked/mad talk from yesterday. We have a few people from NoCal in our office here. They use "hella" a lot
we use helluva
i know a guy from new york, he uses taste instead of tastes
pelicans
junior seau's family is blaming the NFL for his suicide
probably not suing USC, or his Highschool, or the popwarner league he played in though
The pelican may not fit perfectly with the spirit of New Orleans itself, but the bird adorns Louisiana’s state flag and state seal as the official state bird.
most of the people in NO probably don't even know that stuff
i'm pretty sure the NFL has to have a liability waiver that guys sign, i'd think
"Back in December, the NBA’s attorney filed trademarks on five potential team names (Pelicans, Rougarou, Mosquitos, Swamp Dogs and Bullsharks)"
Rougarou sounds awesome
pelicans
jugdrino
most of the people in NO probably don't even know that stuff
That's not racist at all
some pelican logos
That's not racist at all
to the white people in NO?
"Wava may or may not play in the Big Sky Conference next season"
if you wanted to fuck me over you'd make me play too many FCS teams so i wasn't bowl eligible.
although i don't know if the game will let you do that.
never really tried it.
if you wanted to fuck me over you'd make me play too many FCS teams so i wasn't bowl eligible.
Note to self...
Although I'm pretty sure that is unpossible*. You have to play like 8 or 9 conference games.
"Tem's a cheater. I knew it. I bet he used to jetpack in Madden back in the day, too"
i just went to jug's neices camp to learn to play better.
also, Madden had a jetpack cheat? I have never really played much Madden.
"You have to play like 8 or 9 conference games."
you'd decimate the big east, stick me back in it. stick me with 5 conference games and 7 FCS games.
decimate meaning remove Cuse, Pitt, Boise, Uconn, etc.
"some pelican logos"
I like #1 & #4 best.
I like #1 & #4 best.
you can find pelican logos like that anywhere
s
also, Madden had a jetpack cheat? I have never really played much Madden.
Didn't Madden have a bunch of cheats that you could earn back in the day? Like narrowing the goalposts, getting 5 downs, getting a tailwind for kicks, getting a headwind for the other team's kicks, etc...
I like #1 & #4 best.
I bet you do
you'd decimate the big east, stick me back in it. stick me with 5 conference games and 7 FCS games.
Or I can just leave it like it is and you can continue to cheat
i like how Seattle is saying things like "it is great to get our Sonics back"
fuck you Seattle you aren't getting your Sonics back you are stealing someone elses' team.
it'd be like if H got dumped by some girl who left him for Meiz. And then LPs wife left LP for H and H was all like "it is great to have my girl back"
it is a completely different girl.
"also, Madden had a jetpack cheat? I have never really played much Madden."
There was some glitch on earlier online play that if you sent super elite WRs on a fly and just chucked it up, the offense would come up with the ball just about every time. Never saw it because I didn't have interwebs video gaming back then. Just read about it.
"Or I can just leave it like it is and you can continue to cheat"
haters can just hate.
"super elite WRs "
like the Giants WRs?
it'd be like if H got dumped by some girl who left him for Meiz
Oh man, that would be awesome.
"like the Giants WRs?"
My dong is rock hard right now
haters can just hate.
If we play in the BCS title game this season, tOSU will beat wava by at least 21. AHIK*
"Oh man, that would be awesome."
It would be the single greatest troll ever in the history of history. New goal?
New goal?
what if she is across the street?
s
"If we play in the BCS title game this season, tOSU will beat wava by at least 21. AHIK*"
maybe if i don't run any screen passes. ABIIK
maybe if i don't run any screen passes. ABIIK
I got that figgered* out
I love those stories
^this
el pad, should I buy coke stock or GE stock today?
doesn't H have to have a girl first?
sure why not, i prefer coke if it matters
coke it is. thanks and regards.
doesn't H have to have a girl first?
That's why he's posting that he has the plague on FB. he knows all the girls will respong with "awwww, hope you feel better", then he can pounce
respond*
"That's why he's posting that he has the plague on FB. he knows all the girls will respong with "awwww, hope you feel better", then he can pounce"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Also, let it be noted that H knows not to overthink it. He knows his target demo.
H is wicked smat
maybe he's crazy smart
H is wicked smat
Except for the whole Belichick comment
belichick hasn't won since he stopped cheating
TMQ told me that
Maybe he should run a screen play every play
TMQ is mad smart
"Maybe he should run a screen play every play"
Andy Reid approves
This has been in the news a lot around here over the past week
Basically, I have a $10,000 copy machine that doesn't work for shit and we won't get it replaced. Fuck this shit.
This has been in the news a lot around here over the past week
Maybe you should watch what you say next time, jug
S
Blue, we need a new CFO. Get over here.
cool story bro
If anybody's spying on me, I didn't mean that. Sara's the best.
"Maybe he should run a screen play every play"
he ran one and scored a TD, but then there was a holding call so it got called back.
didn't score a td. got it. /as
Food industry jargon acronyms quick tip.
IQF - individually quick frozen
RTU - ready to use
RTB - ready to bake
Food industry jargon acronyms quick tip.
IQF - individually quick frozen
RTU - ready to use
RTB - ready to bake
LOL - laugh out loud
/Aitch
what does individually quick frozen mean?
i understand what all the words mean, but i don't understand them when combined as such.
means frozen food
so for instance, frozen pierogis are individually quick frozen?
Freezing food slows down decomposition by turning residual moisture into ice, inhibiting the growth of most bacterial species. In the food commodity industry, the process is called IQF or Individually Quick Frozen
Freezing food slows down decomposition by turning residual moisture into ice, inhibiting the growth of most bacterial species. In the food commodity industry, the process is called IQF or Individually Quick Frozen
we had frozen pierogis last night. bgas fucking devours those things.
"so for instance, frozen pierogis are individually quick frozen?"
No, not likely. IQF items are usually raw when frozen, like burger patties, raw chicken products, etc...
so instead of saying it is frozen, the food industry says it is individually quick frozen?
ok. they must like to add words that aren't needed. it is funny because they kept frozen in there. they could just say frozen.
ok so IQF is for raw meats and a pierogi is just normal frozen?
fucking food industry be crazy mad complex.
pierogis are pre-cooked before they're frozen
they have to freeze the raw shit quick before they get the plague
Tem might hate this.
BIB is Bib or bag in a box, but definitely not boil in bag.
"ok so IQF is for raw meats and a pierogi is just normal frozen?"
Yes, and raw eggs.
I know of BIB. I worked for a concessions company in Cbus
Keith gets a gold star today
yay
We would get a lot of damaged BIB, where the box broke open and the bag fell out. We'd call those BOB
i bet they freeze things together and they aren't individually frozen at all.
like each pack gets its own freezer. i doubt it. it should be MQF. mass quick frozen.
or just frozen
They still have to separate the frozen shit or else it would just be one giant frozen ball of shit
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
happy hour today after work...suite
They have happy hour every day after work around here
well...one that i will be attending
It really irks me that our Logistics Coordinator can't spell commodity. She spells it commoNdity
maybe it is a comment on society on her part.
Interesting theory
her way makes sense though
they are common goods
commonodity
commonoddity
can you use it in a sentence?
s
"maybe it is a comment on society on her part."
that's what i do
hilarity
El P, what do the Koreans charge you to do laundry, and have you ever lost your ticky?
he te'oed the school
i'll te'o your face
blue kekua
heath ledger something something
i te'oed this blog with the beth character for years
so did steve
normal day for meiz
8.Drank the contents of the vacuum.
gross
I've had to hurry out of the shower everyday this week
i miss the beth character, but now that i know she was a fake i am OK with her not posting.
you should probably see a doc about that
nah, i think i am ok.
4.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Lands.
Harry you're alive...and you're a horrible shot!
nah, i think i am ok.
So you think
"El P, what do the Koreans charge you to do laundry, and have you ever lost your ticky?"
50 Cents a pound
BARGAIN
and yes no ticky no laundry is a fallacy, i've lost ticket before
they sort of have to know you i imagine
50 Cents a pound
How much do you spend a month on laundry? Over $100?
Follow up question, Are you sure they're Korean?
"How much do you spend a month on laundry? Over $100?"
200lbs seems like an awful lot.
"So you think"
yeah, that's what i said.
i have no ability to translate 50 cents a pound into a per load amount.
how much does laundry weight? i have no idea.
THE MOVERS ARE HERE!!!
FUCK JERSEY CITY
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
200lbs seems like an awful lot.
Yeah maybe. But he's got 4 people. If I had to guess, my laundry basket each week is probably 20-30 lbs
"Follow up question, Are you sure they're Korean?"
no, just call them that, think they are Shangai Chinese
60 pounds a week, give or take, sometimes less i wear my shit several times the kids and wife fucking once they suck
so $30 x 4 = 120 a month
my dry cleaning bill is higher
COLOV
spendy
MOVE
"i have no ability to translate 50 cents a pound into a per load amount."
me either as long as i dont have to do it
colov
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