TCS Round 2:
TCS this round will last all week. You get scored on 1 post only and you get to pick which post I score for you. You only get one post and you can choose after the fact, just let me know before midnight EST on the 28th which post you choose. Obviously Friday's post will have the most comments and most people will choose that one. That is fine. We have 6 competitors and much like reality shows now 3 advance to the finals. Choose your post wisely. (FYI people in this round are: Meiz, H, Keith, Blue, Kod, El Pad)
Scoring will be as such:
2 points for your comment generating a "too soon" from the audience.
2 points for new
2 points for old
-2 points for a failed new or old. Multiple failures is multiple point deductions
5 points for causing a slapper. I determine if it is a slapper or not.
2 points for a comment that makes me LOL (as H would say)
You receive points for writing a joke containing any of the following things. You get 1 joke and you get 1 point for each thing you incorporate:
Te'o
Harbaugh Brothers
Bar
El Pad
Beth
Orange peel
Mike Tyson
White rappers
Hurricane Katrina
NYC
Polar Bears
Donut shop
2 points for SPARTA
4 points for REV
5 points if you successfully start a new "era"
2 points for a comment that generates a "woe" response
1 point for a comment over 50 words (not counting cnp words)
-15 points if you complain about TCS
Please note that a nekkid picture of Beth does not create a winner anymore. I am pretty convinced that she is just Jug and I don't want to see Jug nekkid.
NON TCS STUFF
Maybe the Lakers should start Gasol and bring Howard off the bench. NS
I know Howard would cry too much and be even more useless than he is now so it would never work. NS
I watched 30 seconds of hockey while I was flipping through the channels. It made me angry. I felt bad and dirty and ashamed. It shall not happen again. Fuck hockey.
This is the last year for the Pro Bowl right?? Thank goodness. I am sick of every player getting asked to play. I think they have gone through like 7 QBS in the AFC.
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true story
too soon
too soon on that too soon.
i tried blue
"i tried blue"
How was he?
eh
tasted like chicken?
is this self scoring?
if that self is tem, then yes
I gotta figure out where I'm gonna do laundry at/need to get my self on a weekend schedule.
i score it, but you tell me which post you want scored.
so if you want to win you'd pick what you thought was your best day.
lollerskates
H, in regards to your tweet, yes. That's how it works. Welcome to America.
It's -11 up at our cabin right now.
I deleted said tweet.
OK
BTW, did you get a Netflix account yet?
"I gotta figure out where I'm gonna do laundry at/need to get my self on a weekend schedule."
find koreans
drop it off
done and done
"It's -11 up at our cabin right now."
god damn pipes dont freeze up there?
did you do the Te'o yet?
75 percent of all animals are insects.
"BTW, did you get a Netflix account yet?"
Nope. Not sure I'm going to.
Who is the only player since WWII to win batting titles with two different teams?
A. Frank Robinson
B. Dave Winfield
C. Bill Madlock
D. Wade Boggs
Today's MLB bdays...
Amos Strunk
Mike Caldwell
Jeff Treadway
Chone Figgins
"god damn pipes dont freeze up there?"
We shut the water off when we leave
wall
blue's up for ncaa
Frank Robinson
We shut the water off when we leave
good call
Frank Robinson
sadface
tem, who did wava play last night? Close game
Boggs
"did you do the Te'o yet?"
welcome to last week
"good call"
Yeah, we're on our 2nd well in less than 30 years. The 1st one was dug by my grandpa and his brother(I think), it wasn't deep enough so there were problems with it on occasion. This one, my parents paid somebody to do professionally.
Boggs
sadface
wells are spendy. My dad lives in an area where they don't have city water. So he can either spend like $30-40k to have a well dug, or he can do what he does, which is fill up his underground water tank with his trailer like once a week. Fucking white trash
whiskey
Winfield
Winfield
sadface
you guys are good
i'll go with Madlock double or nothing
Madlock
welkers wife is feisty
i like it
The Memphis Grizzlies have completed a multiplayer trade with the Cleveland Cavaliers, slicing more than $6 million off their payroll to get under the luxury tax threshold.
Memphis sent big man Marreese Speights, guard Wayne Ellington and guard Josh Selby to the Cavs for forward Jon Leuer and a future first-round draft pick.
crapola
hoe come no flag on brady for sliding into second with spikes up?
hey meiz you should invite yourself to the Harbaugh's next Sunday, they live in sconnie
I think he should be fined for that. NFL is looking into it. Bush move.
You go cleats up into a dude's knee, you should have some punishment
shit reminded me of the A-Rod bitchslap running to first
i'll probably be sick of it because of all the time involved but the Harbaugh story, right now, is mad cool
except ARod isn't going to hurt anyone
Is "mad" anything a NY thing? Fucking NY guy add "mad" in front of everything.
adds*
totally a NY thing or could be northeast thing
aitch "mad" gets play with the Southies? (like yourself)
i've probably said "mad good" when referring to food 7 million times in my life
mad=wicked
We use wicked more than mad, but mad does get some use.
Blue knows
"crapola"
Jon Leuer is a saint!
Wicked seems forced every time I hear it
Wicked seems forced every time I hear it
mad forced
/Lp
I've even heard the wicked-mad _________ combo
jug's niece started that combo
"jug's niece started that combo"
too soon
too late for that too soon
/tem
wall
car wash
i'm a little disappointed by that ad
hopefully the super bowl ad will be better
i was thinking Upton is the generation below us Cindy Crawford
like marilyn monroe was like for me
/tp
jessica simpson car wash is the bar
tim brown should sit the next few plays out
he's been sitting alot of plays out, retired quite some time ago
the whole black coach thing needs to go away already
mort is a fucking clown
reminds me of the NYC firefighter story where the dpet wan't hiring enough blacks
heres why
they don't apply
what's the ratio of white men in coaching ranks compared to black?
4:1?
reminds me of the NYC firefighter story where the dpet wan't hiring enough blacks
heres why
they're trapped in suits
fixed
jim caldwell got the promotion to OC in Baltimore. was that mentioned?
yeah but beef was he got no HC interviews
people forget peyton coached that team, Caldwell just stood there and gave post game comments
jim caldwell got the promotion to OC in Baltimore. was that mentioned?
Didn't that happen in like November?
it did, but still a promotion.
movin on up!
hahaha cowboys
fucking jerry jones
hope he is alive forever
it's a shame that eric studesville didn't get more head coaching opportunities
"movin on up!"
not racist at all
its not
is simmons crying or what
his Pats played like shit
"its not"
::Sherman Hemsley::
man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker
And LP knows racist
so if Lp calls me a racist, i really must have crossed a line
man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker
teabag?
whatever it takes
man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker
it would be nice to see a white receiver get a chance in the league
s
or a white corner
fucking Sehorn was the great white hope of the millennium
yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot
not that their QB is more inconsistent than Joe Flacco
yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot
too soon
/Lp
Sehorn sucked
notre dame is te'oing their recruiting visits
he was fast, never the same after blowing out his knee in pre-season returning a punt
yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot
could you imagine, Nicks/Cruz/Welker set?
throw in a Ruben Randle who came on late for them
christ my dick is hard
yeah, it'll be so much more fun to watch eli throw the ball to the wrong team
How would that have prevented Eli from throwing to the D?
DOUBLE DRAGON!
plus you don't want welker, he has a knack for dropping the ball whenever it's thrown to him at an important time in the game
good point
plus he probably despises ny like everyone else
shit he has no rings because of nyg
tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides
(which you can't but espn did when they showed the stats)
he won two more superbowls on last second drives?
he won two more superbowls on last second drives?
what
tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides
As much as I'm pro-O:FB, that's a stupid statement
that's a stupid statement
this
"what"
take away the first 3 superbowls
Eli has won 2 on last second drives
advantage manning
"tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides"
at what point do you look to get a new QB
/h
fat phil makes me laugh
oh boo hoo, i make so much money that I might have to retire because the taxes are getting so high
sign of things to come
beyonce lip synched at the inauguration...whitney would have never had that happen
college shooting by jug's house
As much as I'm pro-O:FB, that's a stupid statement
that's a stupid statement
this
good tell espn, they made me look at it, was just regurgitating
i mean there is something there, 8 seasons since they won a superbowl yet everyone is still all like they are holy and mighty
"what"
take away the first 3 superbowls
Eli has won 2 on last second drives
advantage manning
oh yes
Yeah they're awful.
i think it can be traced back to Gisele
EP needs to read my Facebook post. If that resumé defines awful, I'll take it!
there goes H, trying to drive traffic to his facebook page again
we get it, you're in a band
"EP needs to read my Facebook post."
hold your breath fatso
I am an attention whore after all.
" hold your breath fatso"
I will crush you.
"Yeah they're awful."
missed the part where I said that
"I will crush you."
i know you got 150 pounds on me
I am an attention whore after all.
topm
"i mean there is something there, 8 seasons since they won a superbowl yet everyone is still all like they are holy and mighty"
" missed the part where I said that"
EP doesn't understand hyperbole
Ehhhh
" i know you got 150 pounds on me"
At least
I will crush you.
Well duh
BABY YOU A SONG
YOU MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MY WINDOWS DOWN
AND CRUUUUUUUUUISE
weak slapper attempt
ok ivan drago
EP doesn't understand hyperbole
i get it
Well duh
DOUBLE DRAGON
"I will crush you."
Well duh
/elevator man
lollerskates at meiz
/elevator man
ha
college shooting by jug's house
wasn't me
whatever. You were just here the other night talking about how everyone should just load up on guns and have a shootout.
nonsense
/mize
Kill 'em all!
New PS3s are coming in blue & red
isn't hte ps3 already out in blue?
Pretty sure it's just black. Maybe silver?
the store brand tortilla chips are crazy salty.
Or is that wicked salty
or mad salty
crazy salty
salty
BEAST
too bad they don't have polar bear nuggets
wall
Alright, 7 degrees! It's warming up!
Goddamn. Is social security tax part of our federal refund? Do we get any of that back, in theory?
wall
Do we get any of that back, in theory?
when you're my age
/tp
"Jugdish said...
wall"
FACE!
"when you're my age
/tp"
So no. Got it.
Alright, 7 degrees! It's warming up!
75° here
"Is social security tax part of our federal refund? Do we get any of that back, in theory?"
um no
in theory if the Social Security system exists in the future you'd recoup what you paid in...but that's really doubtful
big pet peeve of mine...
When someone is watching a game and they say they're "voting" for a specific team. Annoying.
"in theory if the Social Security system exists in the future you'd recoup what you paid in...but that's really doubtful"
So the answer's still no.
correct. you're basically just giving that money to your parents
They don't need it
you don't need it
You're speculating
that story about the kid in NM who kilt* his family is disturbing
You're speculating
tem told me you didn't need it
they need it more than you do, they just lost a squatter
When someone is watching a game and they say they're "voting" for a specific team. Annoying
never heard anyone use that for games
fucking squatters
they need it more than you do, they just lost a squatter
that frees up money for them, chili supplies and such
never heard anyone use that for games
I hear it every once in a while. I was on the phone this afternoon with a dude who got into an accident after he left the Cal/Oregon footyball game in November. He was like, at least it was a good game. I googled it while on the phone, and saw that Oregon won 59-17. So I said, how is that a good game? He said "oh, I was voting for Oregon".
was he british? that sounds like something they would say.
no. Most of the people I hear say it are chicks.
technically, they are voting for them
they are choosing someone they like and hoping they win...much like an election
I officially have the plague.
they are choosing someone they like and hoping they win...much like an election
Uh, no
I officially have the plague.
jesus
"Uh, no"
or maybe yes
i will try and NCAA tonight
the plague comes from sleeping with rats
hood rats
southie hood rats
Keith resisted the urge to "woe" and instead went religious. This is why he is the defending champion.
The Streak is still intact. There has been no sleeping with hood rats.
H is such a drama queen. It's awesome
NS
Or I might just be having fun. But that's cool, homie. I still love ya.
Remember, Keith chooses to view everything we say here or on facebooks as deadass NS.
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