I have no idea what's going on today
one thing I do know is that the ravens are awful smug for a lucky ass team
i just can't get firrd* up for this year's big game
NBA action is FAAAAAAAAAAAn tastic
i can buy tickets for $1 to tonights game against the Rockets.
xgames is something
I have 0 motivation today
the new carpet is great, very soft
federal taxes have been filed, no waiting on that crap for me.
i think i'm getting like 1200 back, but i'll have to pay state of about 1000, so comes out basically even.
what's everyone's best superbowl™ snack food. post your favorite recipe in the comments section below, and the one that I deem the best will receive a prize.
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i heart texas
well i mean, my wing recipe is some what generic, my only twists are my rub and that i grill then bake em
the sauce is easy, butter/Franks
adjust ratio for how saucy/hot you want it
so i guess i'll have to hit you with the philly cheesesteak eggrolls i've only made twice
or fried pickles which is generic too, beer batter
dont let cmjug see the govie credit card jug she might use that against you in the fight to not work
s
pizza rolls
dont let cmjug see the govie credit card jug she might use that against you in the fight to not work
thanks to all the defense cuts, I probably won't be able to use it
stop crying
THANKS OBAMA
im not crying. i actually don't want to use that card...too much paperwork to go along with it
too bad this isn't last week
all this woe coming out of jug would have gotten him to the finals for sure
all this woe coming out of jug would have gotten him to the finals for sure
i didn't even make it into the round last week (more woe)
i never took the tem test
neither did I, i just scored it for myself
it's the TCS way
i tembagged TCS
i get tembagged all the time
/beth
wall
happy hour after work
somehow cmep let me go
i'm estatic
s
why aren't you happy?
Hawaii is moving about three inches closer to Japan every year.
estatic is grate
Hawaii is moving about three inches closer to Japan every year.
fucking gooks
"All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it." Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore"
like this is some big accomplishment
Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore
What has she done since Transformers?
she was in "this is 40"
fuck her she is pshyco and covered in david silver sperm
like this is some big accomplishment
^^this
famous people suck
According to a report, Vijay Singh admitted to using deer antler spray, which is a banned substance in all major sports leagues, including the PGA Tour.
hilarity
fucking vijay
everytime i see that name or here it i think of Vagina
Do you have a problem hereing?
no i here fine
i sea fine two
ha
"TIMBER!!! Justin Single Sales Fizzle...
Is it Jay Z or Six-Year Absence?"
maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?
"maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?"
or maybe it's because he didn't debut it on SNL
in a skit with samberg
"Hey Joe," Santelli said, "when you act like Europe, you get growth rates like Europe, and our discussions with economists sounds like we're in Europe. They have the same discussions constantly."
"They’re always doing the right thing," he continued. "They’re always thinking they know better. And this is the kind of growth. We have become Europe. We are now Europe."
Steve Liesman pushed back, “We reduced federal spending, government spending by 15 percent. Which part of that’s not Europe don’t you get?”
“And why do we need to reduce government spending?” asked Santelli. “Because we run trillion dollar deficits for crying out loud.”
santelli is great
he had a religous exemption
vijay did
why did santinelli start with "hey joe" if he was talking to steve?
maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?
THIS. ALL DAY
sorry mize
he was talking to joe cool
fucking China
why did santinelli start with "hey joe" if he was talking to steve?
Joe is one of the hosts of the box
how do we know about the box
there is no context
Squawk Box
it's a show, Joe is a host
I linked it for the Europe comment
it tickled my fancy
what link?
carpet question
don't your kids destroy the carpet?
and keith says he won TCS. does el pad agree?
have a slapper. winner of the slapper wins TCS.
i mean i cnp'd it
jesus christ
rough crowd
"and keith says he won TCS. does el pad agree?"
i disagree
i disagree as well
I think I won the TCS
Didn't LP not even comment, or have very few comments, for some days during the TCS? What the fuck kind of efforting is that?
i think the three of us should have a spelling competition to determine the winner
i fucking carried this place last week
If cmlp didn't wear the fucking pants in that household, maybe I'd feel a little differently. But he's her fucking puppet
"don't your kids destroy the carpet?"
yes, and that's why we had to replace it less than 3 years into buying the brand new house.
we went with cheap ass carpet, and a good pad.
Total cost of the carpet with install is less than having the capret cleaned 3 times.
cmlp is Shari Lewis. LP is Lamb Chops
nobody knows who those people are
Just get hardwood floors. That way when the kids fall from running, they'll learn their lesson
nobody knows who those people are
Oh, you know
i'm a nobody..hence nobody knows
maybe if you had said, she's jeff dunham, and he's walter
or he's elmo and she's kevin clash
or she's frank oz, and he's yoda
or she's jim henson and he's the muppets
maybe if you had said, she's jeff dunham, and he's walter
or he's elmo and she's kevin clash
Lambs are weak. Hence why I used that comparison
lots of angles you can take that
yours sucked
"Just get hardwood floors. That way when the kids fall from running, they'll learn their lesson"
that's what i got
keef looks like you dropped a bag of bait on the floor
punch him in the chest
i have hardwood everywhere else, just not in the family room
this is what keith would look like if EP punched him in the chest
ha
wussbag
I'm having serious booger issues lately
nice blue
did you have to abandon a shower?
"Here we have a young man that fell deeply, romantically in love," McGraw told NBC. "I asked him straight up, 'Was this a romantic relationship with you?' And he says yes. I said, 'Are you then therefore gay?' And he said, 'When you put it that way, yes.' And then he caught himself and said, 'I am confused.' "
you're not the only one confused
/beth
I need a stereotypical hispanic name to call the cleaning girl. She's far too young for me to use my standard Consuela.
i call our cleaning lady something different, but usually stick with esmerelda
Marta
cmblue is not amused by this
"did you have to abandon a shower?"
I had to rush out today. My new diet is taking a toll on my digestive system
"R.A. Dickey helps fight India sex trade"
don't know why i find this headline so funny
"Marta"
Now we're cooking.
"cmblue is not amused by this"
she should be happy you got her a cleaning lady
ungrateful
keef looks like you dropped a bag of bait on the floor
So I win the slapper. You can't even slap back. Pussy
don't you mean lambchop
"Pussy"
Your mother.
::drops mic::
::drops mic::
Too heavy? You want cmlp to carry it for you?
cmlp even made him get a facebook account...she te'oed us with it
this is what keith would look like if EP punched him in the chest
I lollerskated
If you're not man enough to be able to buy an Xbox without worrying about your wife yelling at you, you're not man enough to be TCS champion
Plus, I believe there's a rule that you have to be taller than 5'10 to be TCS ship*
says the guy who plays at 2am so his wife doesn't know
says the guy who plays at 2am so his wife doesn't know
She was in the room when I played against you & tem
NEXT!
blue has LP chills
"blue has LP chills"
everyone hates you
tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole
She asleep in the room when I played against you & tem
*ficced
everyone hates you
That's fine
is it fine? or deep down in places you dont talk about it eats at you and this is why you lash out at people i;e become an asshole?
that's my working theory
opinions are like assholes, everyone has one
is it fine? or deep down in places you dont talk about it eats at you and this is why you lash out at people i;e become an asshole?
Who am I lashing out at? Everyone here is a smart ass. Everyone makes smart ass comments. Everyone makes asshole comments. Maybe you should grow some thicker skin
i've heard that before
that's my working theory
That alone says how invalid it is
"Who am I lashing out at?"
everyone
Maybe you should grow some thicker skin"
i thought we were pretending to have a slapper
NEXT
have I won TCS yet?
i thought we were pretending to have a slapper
Just like you "pretend" to let cmlp think she's in charge?
"tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole"
1) gross
2) not sure how that helps your TCS chances
3) gross
so you get it now?
good
"tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole"
1) gross
2) not sure how that helps your TCS chances"
keef is your patsy
keith wears pasties?
I'm hungry
so you get it now?
good
So you're pretending to slap. Got it.
I win
Good game. Good effort
"So you're pretending to slap. Got it."
and your not
nigga please
slappers have to come naturally
the pussy whip theme is so played out
like i just found out about pussy and i stopped talking to all my friends and go on wine tastings
cmon bro
It's cool, LP. You can't win 'em all
so you were pretending also
got it
Is that also your "working theory"?
Because your working theory needs some work
not to mention you have been blood doping all of your TCS ships* should be stripped by the commish
Because your working theory needs some work"
like your face
I just volunteered to be the guy that double checks that the new Food Safety Modernization Act stuff is filled out properly on our purchases.
I gotta hit 'em up at the 1 year review now.
beth should decide the winner of the slapper
not to mention you have been blood doping all of your TCS ships* should be stripped by the commish
you're just a dope. BAM!
like your face
I like my face, too
"beth should decide the winner of the slapper"
i already declared myself the winner
since I am beth...it all comes full circle
and now your mind is blown
you aren't beth.
prove it
i was dan the man
i was zeke
i was mills
i was cmfost
i was Iam
i was ebntx
i was whocares
I was not steve
I was teej
i used to have a lot of time on my hands
hell for awhile I was exfemtem
i te'o'd the shit out of this blog
i might be manti te'o
i might be manti te'o
Well, he is ghey
now what do you spend your time on?
"now what do you spend your time on?"
sex
i've got this new website called TeXXXan.com
it's mostly pictures of beth (me)
remember when you had pac 10 poon? that was cool.
if that was still around you'd win more TCS stuff.
ashley judd will be single soon.
ashley judd will be single soon.
you can find girls like that anywhere. I'm a wynonna guy
/mize
lie witness news
Mgr lady here just gave me 2 tickets to the Suns/Lakers tonight
eow
also that is your TCS price. congrats.
Mgr lady and I go way back so I had her hook you up.
also that is your TCS price. congrats.
Suite. Thanks
also that is your TCS price. congrats.
suite...what does first place get?
/Lp
"I'm never angry. I'm too blessed to be stressed," the Baltimore Ravens linebacker said when told that he seemed angry.
Fuck. Just go away
wall
poor ron
I LOVE THE HEDGEHOG!
/LP
Mgr lady here just gave me 2 tickets to the Suns/Lakers tonight
you hate nba
blue
"also that is your TCS price. congrats."
this is a god damn communist contest
this is a god damn communist contest
good, we need communism
/mize
just got this email from PJ ten club:
Hey Pat McCormack
Congratulations! Your name has been drawn for a pair of tickets to the following shows:
DATE CITY PRICE/PAIR
07/19/2013 Chicago, IL Reserved Field/ Lower Bowl
looks like I'm going to wrigley in July
"good, we need communism
/mize"
Damn right
"looks like I'm going to wrigley in July"
What a shit hole
you hate nba
True story. But I like free stuff.
What a shit hole
They're renovating
Fucking PJ
the concert is at wrigley?
The concert is in Ireland. It's on CC TV at Wrigley
S
"What a shit hole"
I agree, but it will be cool to see a concert there
But I like free stuff."
so if someone gave you a free bag of dicks you would like it?
those buffalo sauce recipes look awesome
we have a leader
so if someone gave you a free bag of dicks you would like it?
Probably not. You'd jump the line for it
"the concert is at wrigley?"
yes, they are playing one show at wrigley and one in Ontario this summer
"They're renovating"
I was wondering about that. I thought it wasn't going to be ready for the season.
Concert @ Soldier Field maybe?
I get really irritated when people don't queue properly at the grocery store and Costco. I can't be the only one yes?
yeah, fucking bad queuers
If I'm at the grocery store and I go through the self checkout, I'll stand in the middle if all 4 spots are full.
What kind of queues do they have at Costco? Seems like there is 1 line per register
We don't have a Costco in Cbus
/tem
It wasn't me
"Colin Kaepernick doesn't know his birth mother. Rick Reilly, a father with an adopted daughter, can't help but think about a parent who just wants to meet her son."
Jesus H Christ
"What kind of queues do they have at Costco? Seems like there is 1 line per register"
The employees will run it as a queue instead of separate lines. It's much faster and nobody gets gypped.
i don't know his birth mother either
I know your birth mother
"I need a stereotypical hispanic name to call the cleaning girl. She's far too young for me to use my standard Consuela."
Lupé
Blue, I've made this pizza loaf a couple times.
I also like to make crock pot mushrooms. At least a 1:1 ratio butter to mushrooms, sometimes as much as 2:1. Cook on low for 8 hours, refrigerate over night, and repeat 3 times. Amazing mushrooms.
I've also made delicious mini BLTs.
Baguette, French, or Italian bread
Slice
Butter if you're a man, EVOO if your name is Tony and you're a pussy. Spread that butter on the bread slices and toast 'em up on the stove.
Put the BLT on top of 1 slice of bread, maybe melt a little cheese on there, and you've got ritzy little Super Bowl hit.
hello 200 lbs.
sliders of all kinds i say
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