Cafe Patron with dark rum and milk. Killer night time cocktail. Trust me.
Doc Rivers is a good coach.
Lots of college basketball on lately. What's up with that.
I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That.
Revis talk is so annoying. Two acrimonious contract negotiations and now coming off an ACL (AP might have made this worse by accident) he is in the GM's crosshairs. Trading his ass isn't necessarily the answer. Why are the JETS a circus CONSTANTLY?
Every year with the chicken wing shortage around Super Bowl. It's like the AP just recycles the news story from the year before. Reminds me of the gas shortage talk around summer time.
Took longer than 5 minutes but Jeff Fisher hired Rob Ryan. That team was good on defense last year I wonder if we'll ever see a Ryan/Ryan Super Bowl. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I really think the no sex often for married men is bullshit. It needs to stop.
You know what a Harbaugh/Harbaugh Super Bowl means for next year right? That's right a Manning/Manning Super Bowl! AND IT'S IN NY/NJ. Makes you all want to puke just thinking of that right.
I can't believe people watch network TV shows. So much quality stuff on cable how do you find the time to watch Modern Family or How I Met Your Mother.
I'm not just saying this to say it but my son is fucking bonkers. I think he has sleep apnea too, WE ARE DONE.
I like eggs.
Just found out my BIG boss has a Yankee shrine in his basement. What a dick.
Project X is great. GREAT.
DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILLLLLDDD.
Finally realized that with kids and both of us working and shit that the house will always be upside down until they are old enough to pick up after themselves correctly. And it's totally fine.
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I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That.
I like that one, and that Girlfriends sketch they've had recently with that cute brunette and the fat chick
i like that one too
my chick is good in that one
not the adele one
sudekis running man is fantastic
WALL
"It's like a funny joke with my kids, Fucking pisses me off, then cmblue gets pissed at me because I'm pissed, and the kids laugh.
It was only one restart"
yeah the game is stupid that way. it says 2 restarts when it was only 1 restart. 3 restarts when it was only 2, etc, etc.
"I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That."
"I can't believe people watch network TV shows."
someone showed me a report that Tiger was dating Lindsay Vonn.
exception and many times i catch up on the interwebs
but he proposed to his old wife again according to some other report.
tiger re proposed to elin
she wants a no cheat clause for like 250 milly
reports say teo's girlfriend voice was a man with dramatic acting lessons.
reports say teo's girlfriend voice was a woman.
FUCK THE MEDIA.
the media needs a serious fucking rework. they don't get anything correct.
vonn report from a link on fox sports
yeah, the lindsay vonn stuff is all over the news here
she was "dating" tim tebow last year too.
I think she's a whore
she wants to be taylor swift
for atheletes*
exactly
wava is going to lose in ncaa very soon.
i think UF wins this week.
nah, that's what the reset button is for
/blue
blue put up 60 on someone. he must pass a lot.
"Wow, I didn't realize that Kansas City sports had fallen into the Ray Bourque Zone. That's what happened to Boston sports fans in the late-'90s — we were feeling so depressed and hopeless that we threw our support behind Bourque's Stanley Cup run in Colorado."
Yeah Simmons, happening here in Bemidji as we speak. 49ers GM is a former BSU football player and grad, leaving the kodashians in a very small group of Ravens fans for next Sunday
oh well, all I really care about are the numbers anyway, same as pretty much every super bowl
unless the team is shitty i can't score that many.
Some chickens lay green or blue eggs.
Name the only hurler to win 20 games with both the Mess and the Yankees
Today's MLB bdays...
Vern Ruhle
Wally Nunker
Derrick Turnbow
Ed Goodson
"blue put up 60 on someone. he must pass a lot."
my QB had 7 TD passes
taylor swift aint a whore
she dont put out
I think I had 2 TAINTs as well on defense
I would have put up more, but threw two ints in the redzone.
and I ran out the clock in the 4th quarter
Name the only hurler to win 20 games with both the Mess and the Yankees
david cone
I think she's a whore
and?
taylor swift aint a whore
she dont put out
Did the media tell you that?
david cone
congrats
keith got the #1 recruit.
too bad he projects as a QB
You are now, now, rocking with
Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch
Oh shit. GSM today. That means there's a shit ton of food upstairs. I gotta hit that up for sure.
keith got the #1 recruit.
too bad he projects as a QB
My QB is a senior
and?
dude is like 6'1 and white
won't fit your system
what is my system?
i need to improve my school's academic standing and campus lifestyle
"what is my system?"
losing to nebraska?
losing to nebraska?
That was my system
tOSU is a passing team, now.
wall
"tOSU is a passing team, now."
Based on last night's game, the Badgers are too. My defense is god awful now.
dried mango...not great
I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit.
mango is delicious
dried fruit in general
not a fan
I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit.
^^
I think today's going to be one of those high volume pooping days. I've already crapped thrice.
"dried fruit in general
not a fan"
You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???
"taylor swift aint a whore
she dont put out"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING GEMS. GOOD LORD.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
El Pad thinks ol little Tay Tay is out here falling madly in love with these boys and not giving up the cookies. It really is 1955 in Brooklyn.
most of the reports are that she is a little freaky too.
kind of SAS that there isn't a sex tape.
I'm sure there is. It will be "leaked" when her popularity begins to fade.
You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???
gross
Don't forget that topless pic that they swear isn't her...
"gross"
We had the Ronco food dehydrator when I was growing up. I used to crush the dehydrated apples.
I am a fan of banana chips
ICE FISHING WEEKEND!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"I am a fan of banana chips"
What snack aren't you a fan of?
/Vegas elevator guy
"Our Deal of the Day price is just $589.00 for the LED55C55R120Q and $319.00 for the LED42C45RQ"
Goddammit.
The only dehydrated food that I will eat is beef jerky
You'll never be an astronaut
"You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???"
i like juice
and a sippy cup?
i thought el pad hated jews?
You'll never be an astronaut
goddamn
i like juice
I bet you do
Hey Lp, put in a call to the MESS front office & tell 'em to release Shaun Marcum. Breer's need him back on the cheap.
You guys can have him next year
give me an outfielder in exchange
good god the mets are going to suck this roster is ugly
maybe they will be good
Mess aren't going to get a sniff of 1st place for a long time with the Nats & Braves doing what their* doing
they will start the season tied for 1st.
last
that too
so after one game they'll only be a game back...so that's a sniff
maybe keith should stop sniffing glue
so assassins creed is going to be a movie now.
House music sucks
"give me an outfielder in exchange"
How about you take a sweet suck of my balls?
carl pavano ruptured his spleen...loswer
My boss thinks maximizing the window makes the font larger. Unreal.
if your boss thinks it then they are right.
That is what I let him believe.
We did our annual anonymous company survey today. I enjoyed it.
The funny thing is you think it's anonymous.
H knows
Except for the part where it is anonymous. Regardless, I'd put all the same answers anyway. You're just xing boxes.
The office people get the shaft though. NFW is theirs anon. They have to do it online and they all have assigned login info. That's lame as all get out.
"Like I said I never been selfish but if I'm not going to get the football i don't want to play anymore," Young wrote.
Seems selfish
indeed
Freezeframe!
Cien
you're bi
Wham! made some damn fine music in the 1980s
"No I'm never gonna dance again,
These guilty feet ain't got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool."
I know that song
fucking george michael
Man, our sporting licenses here are super cheap. Especially for 1st time buyers.
but what about car registration?
75 bones.
It went up $20 a few years ago. $55 was HDH
i know
some guy at your yob* was bitching
"i know"
Nobody believes this
I believe it.
His follow up comment confirmed it
louis CK is getting Te'o'd
I don't really recall.
cmon son when you flipped out that keefs is mad high
When?
Shit. Nevermind, I already gave you the answer. Carry on.
i remember this
anthony is correct
nice apology from Andy
Accept my apology, you greasy Ginzo!
apology accetped
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
ok joey
fucking keith and his "friends" nollidge*
7/15
I know way too much about Friends. Whenever it's on I'll say the lines as they happen. Annoys cmk
and yet you hate New York
"I know way too much about Friends. Whenever it's on I'll say the lines as they happen."
And you called me bi today? Sheeeit.
6/15
and yet you hate New York
i know
And you called me bi today? Sheeeit.
You are. You spoke in 2 languages
Don't act like Friends isn't funny
its alright.
It's decent enough. I've really never laughed at it though.
6-15 fucking big words
tiger went -7
guess he got some good head last night
kaepernick is gonna fall on his face in the SuperBowl™
I'm out
"I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit."
agreed, I find both mango and honeydew melon to be wildly overrated
don't fall in the ice
honeydew is awful
but cantaloupe is delicious
"I think today's going to be one of those high volume pooping days. I've already crapped thrice."
("dried fruit in general
not a fan")
"You're insane.....Apricots???"
heh, those two comments back to back made me laugh, dried apricots have the shitting equivalent of prunes
"but cantaloupe is delicious"
fo sho
FU aaron rodgers.
get your chiseled scruffy face out of my view
Done with current week
Wall
gotta work today.... woe
Wall
I want to do this
Keith could be as. Man
Ufc was alright
How was NCAA?
So Rondo with a torn ACL, huh?
I almost lost to CU
My qb threw 4 straight ints
Last second TD to win
Nice Story
Sharing because I nodded my head in agreement throughout the story, I've been through a few similar situations, and it's the greatest thing about this area....people, strangers, whoever, generally will help out with whatever, however, and as much as possible to someone in a tough spot.
The only other place I experienced this level of goodness and general helpfulness in people, was, in Georgia.
Adam Levine is a giant homo
Pro bowl looks very competitive so far (s)
Week 10 is a go
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