Suite LOV logo by Tyler:
Weekend had a lot of knockouts, here are a few:
Grown man: How could Marshall do that to a child after what happened in Newtown?
Poor guy:
When Ricky Rubio calls for the ball, you give him the ball so he can do this:
Classic Jessica Biel GIF:
Filipino hilarity:
oh my got!he's det!nine-wahn-wahn!he's not moobing!
Dude got blasted:
Posts
174 comments:
Typical LP GEMS on Friday
Did LP only hit like 1 game this weekend?
is that so
makes cents
pacquiao fight was incredible
marquez was hurt bad
they exchanged some massive blows
boxing when done right is = grace beauty
DICKEY!
not even looking at Drudge today will be draped with newtown stories
or any news site for that matter
God forbid
i always enjoy when EP takes a day off. We rehash stories that are 3 days old
that story is as fresh as a new one it's so big
and im not rehasing it, just avoiding it had enough on friday/saturday
i meant the dickey and pacquiuaao comments
Sloths take one week to digest food.
Did LP only hit like 1 game this weekend?
2
pacquiao fight was incredible
That was last weekend
oh, i thought it happned on friday
"That was last weekend"
on pay per view
did you watch it on HBO sat night? the replay and not the knock out
fight was great
"i meant the dickey and pacquiuaao comments"
dickey was late yesterday
friday was rumors
sat was players not agreed yet
sunday finalized
still pending on tor ability to resign the dick man
toronto sensing a window here and going for it
i like it
yankees are old as fuck
boston is trash right now
tampa is streaky
thought o's should have tried for upton or dickey
or threw cash at josh hammy, dude would have hit 40 in that park by august
Schools in Ridgefield, Conn. under lockdown over reports of possibly armed person
"It means we probably just watched the last Chicago appearance in a Bears uniform of Devin Hester, who's only the greatest return man in the history of the NFL and a man who should be enshrined in the Hall of Fame."
I like Wilbon, but Hester in the HOF is complete crazy talk
Ultimate Fighter” Season 9 competitor Ray Elbe endured an injury most males wouldn’t wish upon their worst enemy.
While having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend, the fighter with the moniker “Magical” suffered a penile fracture. According to Elbe, it was just as traumatic as it sounds.
“I ended up fracturing my penis bone ... I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane -- as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”
"dickey was late yesterday"
yahoo! had it on thursday
dickey was late yesterday
I bet that isn't the first time LP has said that
hester is a HOF return specialist
surely there is a place in the hall for him i would think
penile fracture
lol
wall
I was in bed by like 9:00 last night. I think tem's on to something. It was great.
whoa
When I go to bed early like that, I usually wake up 4 or 5 times during the night
It was only about 8 hours of sleep. I slept until 12:30 on Saturday. This not sleeping during the week thing kills me on the weekends.
My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too.
woe
" Meiz said...
My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too."
Um?
gully H
" Meiz said...
My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too."
congrats, meiz
something in the water here
yeah really
CMLP is next
maybe
CONGRATS!
El pad's having twins? Congrats!
i saw on FB and cnn.com that cmlp is knocked up again.
I saw it on CNN too, but figured it happened 3 weeks ago
stop it
when the giants put me in a bad mood i take a step back and just thank god i am not a Jets fan
Spiff ♥s Coughlin
stop it
aja, congrats
indeed congrats.
is there something lower than 0% now for el pad's chances at getting to a summit?
-5%
no one is pregnant in the el pad household
anytime i bring in ravioli's for lunch the gollum calls them pierogies
i thought you fired the gollum?
"when the giants put me in a bad mood i take a step back and just thank god i am not a Jets fan"
Jets gonna make the tournament though
According to a memo leaked to AdAge, COO Jim Johannesen wants more McDonald's employees working on Christmas.
BEAST
tits mcgee still makes pick em picks. thats nice.
"Jets gonna make the tournament though"
maybe, that means nothing to me though
the fact that this team made back to back afc champ games ruined them
if that makes any sense
pierogis are the best
I'm having those for dinner tonight
ns
"Jets gonna make the tournament though"
bet?
"I'm having those for dinner tonight
ns"
my new years resolution is to eat more of these
remember when the Colts were whipping the Jets ass then put in curtis painter in the 2nd half and the Jets came back and won
that was fun
deal done, 2 years 25MM for dickman
"hester is a HOF return specialist
surely there is a place in the hall for him i would think"
would be redonk to have Hester, but no Tim Brown or Chris Carter
HOF doesn't do specialists, it's why there are no punters
"Tim Brown or Chris Carter"
travesty
"HOF doesn't do specialists, it's why there are no punters"
That will change when Shane Lechler is eligible.
Maybe
Al Del Greco is one of the greatest athletes of our lifetime.
I wanted to give Cruz a big fuck you for his shit bomb yesterday, then I read this, and I can't.
yeah that part of conneticut is Giants country
started Homeland over the weekend
then have to rewatch Boardwalk Empire, i stopped after season 2, episode 4
wasnt impressed, it must have gotten a whole lot better
cmtem lost in her fantasy playoffs to a guy who didn't even start a QB.
stings the nostrils.
i need 21 points out of the Jets D or a lose.
i played against Denver D and someone else who tore it up.
I played against Decker. He outscored Cruz, Martin, Wilson, & LIONS D combined
It's ok, though. Playing for 3rd place is where it's at
what the hell happened in Cleveland with London Fletcher
i think it might have been decker i was playing against.
and i had d. thomas and stafford who didn't do anything worthwhile.
it will be me vs cmtem for 3rd place.
How the fuck do you not pay attention and start a QB if you're in the playoffs?
just saw this, like a week old
john hollinger hired by NBA team
which NBA team?
Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, defended the sale of assault weapons and said that the principal at Sandy Hook, who authorities say died trying to overpower the shooter, should herself have been armed.
get the fuck out of here. fucking rednecks
grizzlies
"How the fuck do you not pay attention and start a QB if you're in the playoffs?"
he had RG III. he benched him and didn't pick someone up.
even posted that he was going to win without one because he didn't need a QB.
basically he is a dickhead and he was correct.
Fucking Kirk Cousins.
I guess RG3 isn't as valuable as we thought
(S)
"grizzlies"
peyton manning is smart
why hire a writer to be president of basketball ops? does he know anything other than basketball stats?
it's like sabermetrics in NBA
Real nice, Clark
he's not really a writer, he's an analyst
Prior to December 2012, he was an analyst and writer for ESPN, primarily covering the NBA
well i wish him good luck
that's nice
he said thanks
i always figured that was the point of his gig at ESPN was to get a front office job
I thought that too, but didn't say anything
/LP
fucking cmk. She boat* Michael Korrs sandals for bgas. I axed her why she didn't just go ahead and get her a purse, sunglasses, the whole 9 yards
She boat* them at like TJ Maxx or something, so I don't think she paid the full price. But still...
calm down tight ass
"so I don't think she paid the full price"
did she trick the cashier? give her $10 when the price was $15 and then run away?
"She boat* them at like TJ Maxx or something, so I don't think she paid the full price. But still..."
Oh, cmk is THAT Mom. Better nip that in the bud, son.
she partially stoled* them
"calm down tight ass"
The principle, b, the principle.
i guess maybe she had a coupon.
"I axed her why she didn't just go ahead and get her a purse, sunglasses, the whole 9 yards"
you do realize that bgas is getting a purse and sunglasses now too right?
"The principle, b, the principle."
what principle
"Zenit fans demanding all-white, non-gay team"
damn right /blhitler
Zenit fans demanding all-white, non-gay team
You a fan of Zenit, LP?
When does bgas get her first iPhone? K-4?
Goddammit, tem
"what principle"
the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months.
"Goddammit, tem"
when you make a comment i have to play the role of as. because you can't be an as. to yourself.
did she trick the cashier? give her $10 when the price was $15 and then run away?
TJ Maxx sells shit for cheaper then the regular store sells them. Like, if you go to the MK store, purses are like $400-$500. They're like $199 @ TJ
"Like, if you go to the MK store, purses are like $400-$500. They're like $199 @ TJ"
What a bargain
so $199 is the full price at TJ Maxx. got it.
"the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months."
SHOWER YOUR CHILDREN WITH GIFTS AND THE FINEST THREADS AVAILABLE
we re-sell all designer clothes once our kids grow out of them on ebay or give them away in rare cases to close friends/family
calm down tight ass
Has nothing to do with it. Like I said, she got it at TJ, which they were probably < $20. I just don't want this road leading to fucking toddlers & tiaras shit
you do realize that bgas is getting a purse and sunglasses now too right?
Yeah, her comment was "in time..."
the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months.
This
when you make a comment i have to play the role of as. because you can't be an as. to yourself.
My goddammit tem comment was you posting the gay team headline right before me
"we re-sell all designer clothes once our kids grow out of them on ebay"
you pay taxes on that? /IRS
"I just don't want this road leading to fucking toddlers & tiaras shit"
you're overreacting
happy wife
happy life
"My goddammit tem comment was you posting the gay team headline right before me"
oh i see.
keefast
so $199 is the full price at TJ Maxx. got it.
Oh, trust me. I've had that conversation so many fucking times with cmk that it's ridiculous. She always says "Oh, I got this shirt for $25, and it's normally priced at $250." And I'll say, oh, so it's worth $25. And then we'll have that back & forth for 10 minutes
"you're"
goddman mayans were right.
this is it folks. the week el pad nails a you're/your is the week it has to end.
"you pay taxes on that? /IRS"
jesus man keep that shit down
relax. unless you do it all the time and i mean a whole fucking lot, it isn't taxable.
if it were you'd be taking a loss on the stuff anyway as i seriously doubt you are selling them for more than you paid.
you're overreacting
Maybe. But she watches all that shit religiously. I'd rather overreact and keep her away from that shit than ignore it and have to deal with it in 3 years
What a bargain
exactly
after several days of testing i am going with about 40 hours of battery life for my phone under normal circumstances.
that is less than i thought it would be.
it seems to get down to 75% real quick and then slowly drops to 40%. 40% to 15% goes by fast and then 15% down is slow.
it is just like my car gas tank.
i am sure that's the battery messing with my head though.
What's going on with NCAA? Can we (mize) advance yet?
i need to play texas. is that up?
hate when people lick their fingers then thumb through papers
shit is gross
I don't know.
i think i am getting a cold.
i think i should go home early.
feed it
Feed the cold.
wall
I laughed my ass off at both the Pac Man video and the dude getting shot by 5-0
"On Friday, Wal Mart announced it would be selling the iPhone 5 for only $127 (usually $199), the iPhone 4S for $47 (usually $99), and the iPad for $399 (usually $499)."
game changer
wings for dinner
suite
"What's going on with NCAA? Can we (mize) advance yet?"
No clue. I'm transferring commish doodies to you because my Live susbscription is going to lapse and I'm not going to renew until I get into the new apartment next month.
"On Friday, Wal Mart announced it would be selling the iPhone 5 for only $127 (usually $199), the iPhone 4S for $47 (usually $99), and the iPad for $399 (usually $499)."
With a 2 year agreement to their bootleg cell service.
I'm transferring commish doodies to you because my Live susbscription is going to lapse and I'm not going to renew until I get into the new apartment next month.
we'll still have to wait for you
is that so
this kid has never seen bronx tale
jesus
NBC Execs Are Allegedly Discussing Replacing Jay Leno With Jimmy Fallon As ‘Tonight Show’ Host
here we go again
not for nothing but where are the mets getting 200+ innings from now?
Matt Harvey I guess
not for nothing but where are the mets getting 200+ innings from now?
Matt Harvey I guess
LOVE IT!
fucking Mess
4th place!
yeah, at least you have the Fins* in your division
"we'll still have to wait for you"
Wrong. I'll set it to autopilot, just like I do every week for recruiting
Paula Creamer is a suite porn name
Wrong. I'll set it to autopilot, just like I do every week for recruiting
ah ok
As commish, I'll make sure that tem has to play a real person at least twice per season
piece
make sure i get into the pac-12
"Paula Creamer is a suite porn name"
Mize likes her
make sure i get into the pac-12
You may join the Big East
Blue's in the Big Least already
It's never easy cutting a thousand dollar check. I'll never see that money again, and will get no return on the investment.
The Badgers finished the regular season in the top 25. Awesome.
Non refundable deposit?
1st & last month's rent
Ah
But nobody knows when the last month is!
I had assumed it would be a 1 year lease, but it's just a running monthly lease. That kind of worries me. Are they going to sell the place? Do they plan on raising rent as they see fit?
Is there something in the lease that says they have to notify you ahead of time rent is going up?
Yeah, 30 day written notice.
Wall
Egg nog is so good
Post a Comment