A woman sleeping on a street bench outside a drug store was doused with an accelerant and set on fire early Thursday morning in Van Nuys, a district of Los Angeles. Witnesses told police that a man poured liquid -- possibly a beverage containing alcohol -- on the sleeping woman at about 1 a.m. outside a Walgreens store near Van Nuys Boulevard and Sherman Way. He lit a match and ran from the location, witnesses told police.
but the difference is even if you pay a little bit each month, they can't do anything to you. So if she paid like $10 a month for the next 300 months she'd be fine
ha, yeah, that's been big news around here this week. I loved those things as a kid, but haven't weighed in on my preference to keep them around, because, well....I'd be pretty much supporting the other side in that debate
The House of Representatives is set to return Sunday, paving the way for frenzied final negotiations to avoid the tax increases and spending cuts set to take hold next week. House Republican leaders outlined the schedule in a conference call with rank-and-file lawmakers. The first House vote is set for 6:30 p.m. ET Sunday, according to a GOP leadership aide. The subject of the vote was not detailed.
"You don't pay taxes on income earned in 2013 until April 2014....they have time to figure it out."
I was explaining this to someone the other day. This is all a media driven panic. The only pressing thing is the payroll tax holiday that employees have been getting for the last couple years. That can be fixed retroactively though as well.
Finn was at the head of the list for boys’ names, perhaps a nod to the popular “Glee” character, portrayed by Cory Monteith. (Last year's No. 1 boy name was Jacob). Asher came in second place, followed by Henry, Milo, Jasper, James, Oliver, Atticus, Jude and Owen.
Payroll tax holiday can go away. Pay your taxes mooches.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it was just a way to shift the tax credit up to higher brackets; fuck that, bring back the Making Work Pay credit ("only 27 percent of the holiday’s benefits goes to the bottom 60 percent, compared to 50 percent of the making work pay credit’s benefits.")
see the flat tax is fair, really more so because i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy
imagine if everyone had an extra couple thousand dollars walking around money
It's hilarity the claims I get where the person says that their car was broken into and among the items that were stolen was thousands of dollars in cash money. They drive a 1997 Toyota Corolla but they carry $2500 cash around
Katniss is quite a difference from last year’s most popular name: Sophia. The second most popular girls’ name for the year is Charlotte, which has topped Nameberry’s list for several years. Other names to make the girls’ Top 10 include Imogen, Seraphina (the name of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s youngest daughter), Amelia, Penelope (the name Kourtney Kardashian gave to her daughter this year), Violet (Garner and Affleck’s oldest daughter), Isla, Mize, Eleanor and Alice.
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1 – 200 of 245 Newer› Newest»I think I might have chronic otitis.
Which is basically a long-term ear infection
sound like cmep
she says her ear hurts all the time
Or an inflammation of the ear drum.
Or a hole in the ear drum.
Or damage to the bone structure around the ear drum.
Evidently any of those qualifies as chronic otitis.
stick a tampon in there you'll be fine
It doesn't hurt, my ears just always feel full.
And I've definitely noticed a slip in my balance.
Sleepiness(neck meat?)
"stick a tampon in there you'll be fine"
I want to jam a nail in my ears. The pressure is annoying.
But enough about me, who else is coming fishing this weekend?
And I've definitely noticed a slip in my balance.
Sleepiness(neck meat?)
check the thyroid
"who else is coming fishing this weekend?"
i'm hoping for a kids free saturday
"check the thyroid"
No, it's the ear thing. I'm pretty positive
haha
back to work bitches
I wish I was going to Steamboat this year.
fucking marriage has wrecked you
"fucking marriage has wrecked you"
Stings the nostrils
These "see you next year" jokesters are the best
hate them
"fucking marriage has wrecked you"
Stings the nostrils
False
i love honeyballs
little fried golden nuggets bathing in honey
tem
whatta gotta ufc picks?
i dropped the battery in the power wheels lightning mcqueen last night and bbep squealed with joy the first time he took off in it
shit was gold
"'Conehead' skulls found in Mexico"
Akyrod died?
Apple working on I-Watch
jason kidd is amazing
i know it's bball and all but a fractured pinky sidelines a player for 4-6 weeks nowadays?
that seems silly
NY makes people soft
"i know it's bball and all but a fractured pinky sidelines a player for 4-6 weeks nowadays?"
Everybody isn't pshycho* like Kobe.
kobe lost to the nuggets last night
t
i like that Putin hates America so much that he signs a bill that disallows US citizens from adopting Russian babies
got to hand it to that guy he is a gem
pshycho*
what's with the star
s
"i like that Putin hates America so much that he signs a bill that disallows US citizens from adopting Russian babies"
Do we allow other countries to adopt our orphans?
i dont know
yes
You made that up
I googled it
boom
That's weird
We need Socialism
We have it now.
it's terrible
Not even remotely close, Rush.
the ideas are in effect and armed with another 4 years it will be close
A woman sleeping on a street bench outside a drug store was doused with an accelerant and set on fire early Thursday morning in Van Nuys, a district of Los Angeles.
Witnesses told police that a man poured liquid -- possibly a beverage containing alcohol -- on the sleeping woman at about 1 a.m. outside a Walgreens store near Van Nuys Boulevard and Sherman Way. He lit a match and ran from the location, witnesses told police.
Tyler
must have at thing against women sleeping on benches
"the ideas are in effect and armed with another 4 years it will be close"
Not even close, Karl
found out that hsilob feels that she doesn't need to pay her hospital bills
she told cmblue that because the hospital couldn't just let her die, that she should have to pay them.
shouldn't*
she had an emergency appendectomy, and made slightly too much ($10 according to her), to still qualify for medicaid. So she didn't have insurance.
Hospital bill was like $3k, and she's just not gonna pay it.
mind you, she's had 2 kids, and never paid a dime because she was 17 with the first one, and still unemployed when she had the 2nd one.
"Hospital bill was like $3k, and she's just not gonna pay it."
Solid plan
good credit is for loosers*
found out that hsilob feels that she doesn't need to pay her hospital bills
awesome
i dont think medical bills can be forwarded to collection agencies
private practice bills can but i don't think hospital bills can
could be wrong
another question for google
hospital will take you to court and garnish your wages
but the difference is even if you pay a little bit each month, they can't do anything to you. So if she paid like $10 a month for the next 300 months she'd be fine
but just saying "I don't think I should owe this", doesn't really get you very far.
mind you, she's had 2 kids, and never paid a dime because she was 17 with the first one, and still unemployed when she had the 2nd one.
wait, isn't she pregnant again?
no their 2nd kid is like 6 months old now
"Not even close, Karl"
national healthcare
welfare state
state pensions highs
wage labor
huge government workforce
blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there.
"national healthcare
welfare state
state pensions highs
wage labor
huge government workforce"
legalized pot
they can take you to collections
i was wrong
national healthcare - We don't have National healthcare
welfare state - This makes no sense
state pensions highs - Baby boomers had to retire some time
wage labor - Makes no sense
huge government workforce - another GOP fallacy
blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there.
crisis averted
i dont have time for this meiz but your better than all those answers
much better
my only reach was state pensions
yep..it was still an awkward christmas because she was super pissed at them
but i'm sure they're all happy now
"blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there."
ah, i see you said sil i was thinking sister
sorry bout that
too many eggs
smat*
too many eggs
wussbag
/joey chestnut
Avery Johnson fired
wft
he must really rub players the wrong way
deron hated him
"i dont have time for this meiz but your better than all those answers"
I was just riling you up
Sherman won appeal
This Subway is delicious
"I was just riling you up"
was working until tps got in the way
"too many eggs"
I love stock photos
awkward stock photos
it's a tumblr i think
hilarious stuff
i'm not sure how a man dying is hilarious to you
""Nope. What, did you think that was an overboard gift? We'd been together for a year at that point..."
Yes."
Coming from the cheapest of the cheap, this does not surprise me.
iPad is like a 3rd year gift
"i dont think medical bills can be forwarded to collection agencies
private practice bills can but i don't think hospital bills can
could be wrong
another question for google"
Or a question for the former bill collector. It may vary state to state, but I know we collected for several hospitals and clinics.
"iPad is like a 3rd year gift"
So what would be a good 1 year gift?
Depends on if you're planning on breaking up shortly after that
dick in a box
So what would be a good 1 year gift?
nook
So what would be a good 1 year gift?
Ipod shuffle
"So what would be a good 1 year gift?"
A discman
"Ipod shuffle"
I'm calling this a Double Dragon
"So what would be a good 1 year gift?"
doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it
/jug
"nook"
Those are still a thing?
Gotta poop gotta poop gotta poop
doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it
/jug
hahahahahaha, good one
that pussy was mad good huh aitch
ipad
fucking sucker
"Depends on if you're planning on breaking up shortly after that"
Well that wasn't the plan obviously.
"that pussy was mad good huh aitch
ipad
fucking sucker"
If you say so, homie.
iPad comes right before Engagement Ring
ipad gift was just H showing off to bmh
wolf bought his girl an ipad
they've been together like 14 years
ironically they are getting married this june
bgep got an ipad mini
(from my aunt, acting grandma)
my niece got 2 ipad minis
/jug
"ironically they are getting married this june"
Wolf knows
they've been together like 14 years
ironically they are getting married this june
Slow. I like his style
/jug
yeah wolf don't play
dude runs a tight ship
doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it
/jug
ha!
they are probably still opening presents
ill date aitch for a year if i can score an ipad
/Lp
"ill date aitch for a year if i can score an ipad"
/Meez
fixed
kod, stock up
tebow story taiwan style
Prokorov is the man
it's P.J. Carlesimo TIME!
"kod, stock up"
ha, yeah, that's been big news around here this week. I loved those things as a kid, but haven't weighed in on my preference to keep them around, because, well....I'd be pretty much supporting the other side in that debate
it would be fun to do a tv interview about how kids love them, and how awful it is that they are forcing them off the market....
while puffing on a Marb
I do have about 10 packs stored around the house
I figured they'd eventually make people stop selling them, and hopefully, will be a bit of a collector item someday
substitute teacher
key and peele is good stuff
I love watching Key & Peele sketches on youtube. I have a hard time watching the show though.
It's weird,
Pre-sent
Drake is such a pussy
Pre-sent
lol'd pretty good
A-Aron
add ball cruncher to Wade's resume
key and peele is good stuff
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that or Portlandia are my favorite comedies
if you haven't seen it yet, youtube their racist zombie sketch; brilliant
I’m sorry are best players couldn’t make open shots. Yeah that’s my dads fault totally…
— Avery Johnson Jr. (@itsaveryjohnson) December 27, 2012
the young man is taking his dad's firing pretty hard
A-Aron
chuckle; we've been calling cmkods guitar player that since the sketch aired, it is now what pretty much everybody in town calls him, to his chagrin
portlandia is good
I’m sorry are best players couldn’t make open shots
he our smart
youtube their racist zombie sketch; brilliant
just watched that one...good stuff
wall
I just ripped ass. Smelt awful. Chick next to me came over to axe me a question right after. I know she smelled it
part of life
The House of Representatives is set to return Sunday, paving the way for frenzied final negotiations to avoid the tax increases and spending cuts set to take hold next week. House Republican leaders outlined the schedule in a conference call with rank-and-file lawmakers. The first House vote is set for 6:30 p.m. ET Sunday, according to a GOP leadership aide. The subject of the vote was not detailed.
no rush
What
You don't pay taxes on income earned in 2013 until April 2014....they have time to figure it out.
we may not even be here at that point
play360
Still in ND
Back to temhio tomorrow.
no excuses
They sell XBox in ND
True, but we play on the 360.
"You don't pay taxes on income earned in 2013 until April 2014....they have time to figure it out."
I was explaining this to someone the other day. This is all a media driven panic. The only pressing thing is the payroll tax holiday that employees have been getting for the last couple years. That can be fixed retroactively though as well.
Cmtems siblings all left early. It is just me, cmtem and milotem now.
It is just me, cmtem and milotem now
bowchickabowwow
Payroll tax holiday can go away. Pay your taxes mooches.
This is all a media driven panic
Wait a minute...the media rarely blows things out of proportion. Are you sure?
S
Gross
Cmtems siblings all left early.
they are at home playing xbox
Probably
Finn was at the head of the list for boys’ names, perhaps a nod to the popular “Glee” character, portrayed by Cory Monteith. (Last year's No. 1 boy name was Jacob). Asher came in second place, followed by Henry, Milo, Jasper, James, Oliver, Atticus, Jude and Owen.
no
Brady
those are the popular names? wft?
they are at home playing xbox
My niece got an xbox with every game for christmas
/jug
and a bmw
Atticus
the fuck
tequila mockingbird
Payroll tax holiday can go away. Pay your taxes mooches.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it was just a way to shift the tax credit up to higher brackets; fuck that, bring back the Making Work Pay credit ("only 27 percent of the holiday’s benefits goes to the bottom 60 percent, compared to 50 percent of the making work pay credit’s benefits.")
2% off is 2% off.
i don't give a shit if joe plumber's 2% is less than my 2%
Whatta got against the plumber?
stop making so much money and you won't have to worry about it
that's right, you hate 2% off
i feel like i'm in a jimmy fallon commercial right now
Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH.
by the by, i'm a ya-huge proponent of the flat tax system
cue kod's soapbox about the poor and the meek and how the flat tax system really taxes the poor more than anyone
"Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH."
that would be fun
i'm a ya-huge proponent of people working
I'm a huge proponent of nekkid women
all kinds?
be careful what you are a proponent of
"Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH."
My niece got a 25% ownership stake in the Nets for Christmas
/jug
"by the by, i'm a ya-huge proponent of the flat tax system"
puke
I'll take the good with the bad.
"2% off is 2% off."
so you would be equally excited to get 2% off a gallon of milk as if you negotiated 2% down on a house you were purchasing?
interesting
"so you would be equally excited to get 2% off a gallon of milk as if you negotiated 2% down on a house you were purchasing?"
yes
well, that explains the flat tax preference then
flipping that around..i'd be just as excited about paying 5% of the cost of my house in taxes as I would 5% of the cost of a gallon of milk.
Jeopardy is on already here.
see the flat tax is fair, really more so because i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy
We underpaid escrow this year. Mortgage is going up $19/mo. Woe.
We underpaid escrow this year. Mortgage is going up $19/mo. Woe.
my niece's mortgage went up $95/mo
I too like flat tax. Much simpler. Tax code doesn't need to be two feet thick.
unemployment would go up though, what with all the tax advisors and cpa's and crap that would have to find real jobs.
"i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy"
well said, makes a lot of sense
"well said, makes a lot of sense"
thank you
my niece's mortgage went up $95/mo
hahahahahaha
I'd be ok with that. We don't need a person in every city who specializes in one quarter of a page of the code.
i like zero tax
/CEO of TJOKES.com
"i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy"
sucks for me
/meiz
it would be interesting to live in a tax free world
imagine if everyone had an extra couple thousand dollars walking around money
when i buy an island and start my own country, that's going to be my philosophy
imagine if everyone had an extra couple thousand dollars walking around money
It's hilarity the claims I get where the person says that their car was broken into and among the items that were stolen was thousands of dollars in cash money. They drive a 1997 Toyota Corolla but they carry $2500 cash around
"it would be interesting to live in a tax free world"
and privatize every civil service?
"and privatize every civil service?"
yes, teachers get paid more, policemen, firefighters. people that matter, not some idiot who knows how to trade in derivatives
no offense to EP
Star trek appeared to be a tax free world.
Katniss is quite a difference from last year’s most popular name: Sophia. The second most popular girls’ name for the year is Charlotte, which has topped Nameberry’s list for several years. Other names to make the girls’ Top 10 include Imogen, Seraphina (the name of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s youngest daughter), Amelia, Penelope (the name Kourtney Kardashian gave to her daughter this year), Violet (Garner and Affleck’s oldest daughter), Isla, Mize, Eleanor and Alice.
the popular chick names
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