FOOOTBALLLL is three weeks away crackbags. Get the fuck on it. I almost read an article about how someday we won't want to watch football anymore and soccer will be more popular. I think it's based off of something Terry Bradshaw said. He is a complete retard who I'm sure as some sort of brain disease so I'm not sure why someone wrote an article on this. But I'm sure it was complete nonsense. I'm glad I didn't read it. I will start prepping my footyball preview. Boner.
Junior Mints are amazing.
I have an issue with showering. Do you guys shower in the evening or the morning. I prefer to shower in the morning. Even before I had this bright idea of working out in the morning. It just wakes me up. I don't feel alive unless I take a shower. But then I realize that fundamentally I am going to bed dirty. And I like clean sheets. Like my floors need to be clean, so do my sheets. So to remedy this I have been showering at night AND in the morning. On another note I might have OCD.
Did you guys know that Stan Lee isn't Chinese?
No shit Victor Conte. Shut-up.
"1. Gerber Recalls Machetes Due to Laceration Hazard, http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml12/12248.html"
Gerber makes machetes? I don't think they should make machetes the same place they make baby food.
Figured out The Matrix about 4 days ago. It took me 12 years to figure that movie out. Fuck you if you are laughing.
Funny thing about alcohol. It's awesome. And please keep your opinion to yourself. Opinions are like smelly buttholes. Everyone got one.