FOOOTBALLLL is three weeks away crackbags. Get the fuck on it. I almost read an article about how someday we won't want to watch football anymore and soccer will be more popular. I think it's based off of something Terry Bradshaw said. He is a complete retard who I'm sure as some sort of brain disease so I'm not sure why someone wrote an article on this. But I'm sure it was complete nonsense. I'm glad I didn't read it. I will start prepping my footyball preview. Boner.
Junior Mints are amazing.
I have an issue with showering. Do you guys shower in the evening or the morning. I prefer to shower in the morning. Even before I had this bright idea of working out in the morning. It just wakes me up. I don't feel alive unless I take a shower. But then I realize that fundamentally I am going to bed dirty. And I like clean sheets. Like my floors need to be clean, so do my sheets. So to remedy this I have been showering at night AND in the morning. On another note I might have OCD.
Did you guys know that Stan Lee isn't Chinese?
No shit Victor Conte. Shut-up.
"1. Gerber Recalls Machetes Due to Laceration Hazard, http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml12/12248.html"
Gerber makes machetes? I don't think they should make machetes the same place they make baby food.
Figured out The Matrix about 4 days ago. It took me 12 years to figure that movie out. Fuck you if you are laughing.
Funny thing about alcohol. It's awesome. And please keep your opinion to yourself. Opinions are like smelly buttholes. Everyone got one.
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Football is too violent. Its barbaric. Soon we will be playing tummy sticks and haha puffs.
"What is a snow cap?"
sno caps = chocolate candy
it's like how could you not know what a sno-cap is?
have you never been inside a movie theater
"Bar authorities in Illinois are seeking the disbarment of a lawyer convicted of smuggling Cuban cigars into the country back in the 1990s.
According to the 7th Circuit's ruling, Connors made 31 trips to and from Cuba between 1996 and 1999. The opinion recounts how Connors, after a tip from his ex-wife alerting authorities to his trips, was stopped at the Canadian border with a "trunkload of Cuban cigars." In four suitcases were 46 boxes of cigars, which could be sold for $350 per box."
eh, disbarment seems a bit harsh (ns); gotta watch out for the ole ex-wife tipoff though dude
the honey badger is in rehab?
for weed? who needs rehab for weed
great, 2 of MN's 3 nuclear plants are on emergency shutdown due to safety issues
The safety inspector sounds Homer-esque
D'OH!
"for weed? who needs rehab for weed"
told you that shit was addictive...and i've seen too many people who can't quit it to say it's not
I thought you were being S about The Matrix. You are the shame of the family.
"have you never been inside a movie theater"
you are seriously asking me this?
I can do the AFC preview
which part of the matrix did he figure out....there's a lot of shit to decipher
i'm going check out this snocap thing. i don't recall ever seeing them. ns
i am an SPK guy all the way.
interesting.....
Kind of like how Dick Chaney is pro-gay rights, b/c his daughter is gay and he was forced to understand, well...
Paul Ryan is married to a Native descendent, and is actually pretty good on Native issues; heck, he's the only R I'm aware of to try and push the BIA to approve an off-Rez casino
"Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska, and current chair of the Subcommittee on Indian and Alaska Native Affairs, said one should never underestimate the importance of family relations when it comes to the interests and support of members of Congress."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ so true
so romney was going for the indian vote.
bold strategy cotton.
"you are seriously asking me this?"
yes and no, sno-caps are probably to the left of the SPK box
mind boggling you've never seen them
which part of the matrix did he figure out....there's a lot of shit to decipher
the battery
futurama had a matrix joke on it ednesday.
can i buy a 'w'?
nice move by the Giants, LP
yup
Classy
"MSNBC Host: Romney Engaging In 'Niggerization' Of Obama..."
the fuck?
why is it ok for white democrats to say shit like this?
i don't think that is OK at all.
i'm voting perot again
the pelosi's are who we thought they were!
feeling better today tem?
mccarthy was dating urlacher?
i do feel better today.
i'm still not sure we have sno caps at our theatres. i might check this weekend.
please do.
yeah, go see Hope Springs and let us know
i don't know what hope springs is.
i might go see the bourne movie.
hope springs is the meryl streep, tommy lee jones movie
right in your wheelhouse
old sex
you misunderstand my wheelhouse
wheelhouse:
is it grease 2?
does it have michelle pfeiffer in it?
does shit blow up?
is it funny?
is it based on a comic book?
does it know what i want to watch?
is the ambiance nice?
does the theater have sno-caps
kod, cowboy fans sues cowboy because a bench was too hot and burned her....legal thoughts?
those seats do get really fricken hot
it was about the benches outside the stadium.
apparently she got 3rd degree burns from them.
3rd degree sounds hot. is that worse than 1st degree?
only one cupcake on the Giants schedule this year
Browns
I'm not considering Tampa or Carolina as cupcakes......
"3rd degree sounds hot. is that worse than 1st degree?"
hell yeah
1st degree is like a sunburn
i didn't know.
isn't a 1st degree felony really bad?
i never know the order these things go.
browns just whupped the packers. even early on they whupped them.
browns might not be a cupcake.
pussy riot band going to jail
Russia sounds nice
browns might not be a cupcake.
maybe
"told you that shit was addictive...and i've seen too many people who can't quit it to say it's not"
well, that's stupid; I meet plenty of fat fucks who can't stop shoving deep friend food down their pie hole....so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?
*weed is absolutely habit forming, but it's non-addictive. The withdrawal is psychological only,
"kod, cowboy fans sues cowboy because a bench was too hot and burned her....legal thoughts?"
it would take a pretty crazy combination of facts to make that viable...so, not enough info to say for sure, but seems very unlikely to prevail, other than through maybe a throwaway settlement (i.e. Dallas throwing a token sum their way to make it go away)
I smoked weed every day for about 3-4 years.
When I was living in Winona, I was never able to take a day off. (habit forming)
When I moved to a different city, it was easy not to toke, and I went about 6-7 years without any (non-addictive)
"so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?"
friend food is addictive.
agree
weed is non-addictive
"The withdrawal is psychological only"
this would still count as withdrawal though, right?
"The withdrawal is psychological only,"
so it's addictive...got it
i've seen enough people who can't quit it, and yet tell me, "it's not addictive"
different strokes for different folks.
some people get addicted to playing video games, some get addicted to hoarding shit in their house, some to weed, etc...
it can be addictive to some people but not everyone.
also depends on if you have an addictive personality
much like alcohol? is alcohol addictive...an alcoholic will tell you that it is.
i've seen enough people who can't quit it, and yet tell me, "it's not addictive"
they dont want to then
Guatemala’s currency is named the quetzal, after the national bird.
this would still count as withdrawal though, right?
Addiction should not be used lightly, it is a disease as well as a medical condition.
Most pleasurable things can be habit forming, and create feelings of withdrawal at least for some
lets see
eating
sleeping
exercising
work
video games (mentioned)
tv
sex ("addiction" is a joke)
etc.
etc.
etc.
i think alcohol actually has addictive chemical reactions to the body though
it is addictive
who cares, only the weak can't quit something
"much like alcohol? is alcohol addictive...an alcoholic will tell you that it is."
R? You know this little on the subject?
i think alcohol actually has addictive chemical reactions to the body though
it is addictive
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lookout understands what addictive means, even though I'm not sure who lookout is
mccarthy was dating urlacher?
Best man in my wedding hangs out with Urlacher's ex-wife all the time
it's me
El Pad
lookout understands what addictive means, even though I'm not sure who lookout is
Look at the picture
It might be my finest mspaint
it's really offensive
"I meet plenty of fat fucks who can't stop shoving deep friend food down their pie hole....so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?"
Yes, fried food is addictive, as is fast food. When you consume it regularly, the body reacts to it and releases endorphins. Chemical reaction.
I thought we've all seen Super Size Me.
it's really offensive
It's not an mspaint of your face
you're right..marijuana doesn't do anything to effect the chemical balance of your body.
"Estimates from research suggest that about 9 percent of users become addicted to marijuana; this number increases among those who start young (to about 17 percent) and among daily users (25-50 percent)."
you can get that info here
if you want the facts as opposed to some pothead telling you
"Addiction is the continued use of a mood altering substance or behaviour despite adverse dependency consequences,[1] or a neurological impairment leading to such behaviors.[2]"
"Addictions can include, but are not limited to, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, exercise abuse, and gambling"
blessed be.
"Dr. Jack E. Henningfield of NIDA ranked the relative addictiveness of 6 substances (cannabis, caffeine, cocaine, alcohol, heroin and nicotine). Cannabis ranked least addictive, with caffeine the second least addictive and nicotine the most.[19]"
blessed be the other way
"Cannabis dependence is a condition defined in DSM-IV applying the general concept of substance dependence to cannabis.[1][2]"
blessed be
blue's link is a .gov.
you can't trust a .gov
you can get that info here
if you want the facts as opposed to some pothead telling you
::shakes head::
you mean I can get the facts from the US government website? Since there has never been any intentional propaganda out there against marijuana, spread by our government
and clearly the war on drugs never happened, or it happened and was a smashing success.
Hey, get the facts on why cigs are good...let me provide you a link to Marlboro's website
i doubt marlboro's webiste says that cigarettes are good.
good point tem
almost a double dragon, but yours was much less snarky
those facts are brought to you by people who make money off of helping you beat these "addictions"
"i doubt marlboro's webiste says that cigarettes are good."
of course they infer it....good is different than healthy.
"those facts are brought to you by people who make money off of helping you beat these "addictions""
geez, you're really impressing me today lookout (ns)
so you're telling me that research lies.
ok
by some logic here one could say angry birds is addictive
"so you're telling me that research lies.
ok"
lies, damn lies, and statistics
look, i get that you love your weed.
I get that everyone thinks is super awesome and should be legal (which i agree with).
but don't sit here and tell me it's not addictive. you just make yourself look dumb.
Addiction is not black and white...is it as addictive as crack, no. But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.
"geez, you're really impressing me today lookout (ns)"
dont worry things will fall back into palce when the election starts heating up
you'll be back to calling me a moron
"addiction" is pretty fucking vague
But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.
dont waste ya talent C
/zeke
"but don't sit here and tell me it's not addictive. you just make yourself look dumb.
Addiction is not black and white...is it as addictive as crack, no. But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning."
WADR you sound like a fucking idiot on this topic; "burnt out all their braincells"...it's like you get all your facts from the US gov't circa 1930
kod is hippie
go smoke a peace pipe kod
other than calling me names, what facts have you offered up counselor?
slapslapslap
"go smoke a peace pipe kod"
eh, around 6 PM or so, perhaps
just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.
yeah well this moron quit easily
"go smoke a peace pipe kod"
I prefer tincture
/kod
none
nobody has any research that says it's "not addictive".
is the level of addiction lower than nicotine...of course.
but to say it's not addictive, is just giving in to the hippie propaganda and not doint any research, just using your personal experience.
You're lucky, you were one of the 50% who got out.
"yeah well this moron quit easily"
you were one of the 83%...congrats
so is it 50% or 83%?
kod's argument skills are all "smoke" and mirrors
blue is just making up stats now
kod's argument skills are all "smoke" and mirrors
Lawyerspeak. Got it
50% is the everyday user
83% is the started at a young age
"Nice move by the Giants"
Agreed. Very classy.
"other than calling me names, what facts have you offered up counselor?"
hey, 9 out of every 10 things I say to you or about you is positive
but, when you say dumb shit, I'll let you know
I say dumb shit too, don't get me wrong.
but what more facts would you like? what do you feel you need to hear or read to keep an open mind, and consider the possibilities that you may be wrong on this? We both can find study after study stating different things but as lookout pointed out, look to the sources and examine the motives.
It's like global warming, about 75% of experts believe it's real, 20% don't, and 5% have been hired by the Koch brothers to back up what they want to be found. Do we just post hundreds of reports stating different things?
You're too smart and too important to be so wrong on this, tell me what you need to see, and I'll find it (just give me some time, I'm working about 60-70 hr weeks these days)
"You're lucky, you were one of the 50% who got out."
I go in and out regularly. It's too unhealthy to be sustainable all the time, but too enjoyable to never partake.
So, for some months I'll smoke regularly, some months barely at all, I'll go weeks at a time without touching it, I'll go weeks at a time hitting it regularly
-it's not like alcohol, now THAT was hard for me to cut way back on
bottom line is blue
weed at it's core has no higher of a dependacy rate as coffee
toking 5 or 6 times a day however can effect the individual and possibly create an illusion of an addiction
why because, it's a habit, habits are broken all the time right?
addiction is vague but checmical addiction is not, i dont believe weed is a chemical addiction
now EP is saying that caffeine isn't addictive
kod
Here's my take on it. It probably doesn't mean shit, but whatever. To say that it is not at all addictive is crazy. It may not have been addictive to you, but it's addictive to others. Like I said, addictive is a vague word. I've smoked cigarettes before. And I drink every now and then. Those things aren't addictive to me. But you would say I was a moron if I said that tobacco & alcohol aren't addictive because I didn't become addicted to them. You can't possibly believe that there is zero addiction to mj
"now EP is saying that caffeine isn't addictive"
low dependacy i said
your body doesnt go into withdrawal if you don't smoke a bone
or if you skip the morning coffee
heroin
now that is some shit right there
when in Rome to all of this
habit
addiction
two different things in my book
maybe that is the problem
Rome it is.
I honestly think if the weed pundits, would just give a little and admit that it can be addictive, is habit forming, and that users should have some warning.
I think the government would be a lot more inclined to figuring out a way to legalize and tax
like cigarettes
"weed at it's core has no higher of a dependacy rate as coffee"
WOAH! Coffee dependency is OFF THE CHARTS.
it's legal here in Denver (still federally illegal though)
dispensaries are very profitable, and they've figured out a way to tax it. The price on the street has gone WAY down, and the dispensaries are ridiculously cheap.
your body doesnt go into withdrawal if you don't smoke a bone
or if you skip the morning coffee
Yours, maybe not. But you can't speak for everyone on that. Cmk can't go a day without her cup of coffee. If she doesn't get it, she's a wreck.
But she's a women*, and she's bat shi cray, so that probably plays a part
NBA wives
"kod
Here's my take on it. It probably doesn't mean shit, but whatever. To say that it is not at all addictive is crazy. It may not have been addictive to you, but it's addictive to others. Like I said, addictive is a vague word....."
1) it does
2) When in doubt, I go to Webster's dictionary:
"compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance (as heroin, nicotine, or alcohol) characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal;"
-there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition
-there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition
For everyone? You're saying that withdrawal from marijuana doesn't created physiological symptoms for anyone?
"that aren't psychosomatic? yes, that's exactly what I'm saying"
"there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition"
I know people that when they're not high, they are absolute bumbling fools. Like, can't quite speak straight or hold a thought.
not sure why I quoted my comment there
"I know people that when they're not high, they are absolute bumbling fools. Like, can't quite speak straight or hold a thought."
-the people I know like that tripped way too many times
-stay away from acid and shrooms kids
I smoked cigs for like a month right after I moved to Ohio in '95. I never became addicted to them. I never felt like I "had" to have one. I did it because I had friends who smoked. I realized it was dumb so I stopped. I had zero physiological symptoms when I quit. But I can't say that nicotine isn't addictive just because I didn't have withdrawals.
Like blue said, I'm not comparing the addiction of mj compared to nicotine. But I'm not going to be naive enough to think that it doesn't exist at all
"But I'm not going to be correct enough to think that it doesn't exist at all"
*fixed
"-the people I know like that tripped way too many times"
I have a couple friends that used to roll pretty much daily, and now they can barely move their jaws when they speak.
Say no to ecstasy, kids.
"But I'm not going to be correct enough to think that it doesn't exist at all"
I'm glad to hear that no person in the history of man has ever had physiological symptoms from quitting weed.
There aren't too many things that you can apply to every person who ever existed. It's cool that this is one of them.
if someone tells you they are addicted to weed, the cure is easy
change up the routine
stay somewhere else for the night,
take a long walk,
go work out,
jerk one off
-just do something different, but something other than just substituting another mind or mood altering chemical
whatever, that's all you have to do, just change the routine
Can you add a signature to gmail?
Say no to ecstasy, kids.
That's the only thing I've done. Wow, those were crazy times
"There aren't too many things that you can apply to every person who ever existed. It's cool that this is one of them."
slip sliiding away
your slip sliiding awaaayaay
is good at grammer
change up the routine
Couldn't you use the same logic for other addictions?
no
tell a heroin addict to take a wlak watch what happens
I'm not saying all addictions.
is this more kodbagging?
i think you all are being kodbagged.
"Couldn't you use the same logic for other addictions?"
well, you COULD, but it would only be effective for the habits you have mislabeled as addictions
i think you all are being kodbagged.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
gotta watch out for me on Fridays; I put tembagging LOV on my calender
i think you all are being kodbagged
Good point.
Fucking kod. You kodbagging sonofabitch
well played
"Entering Friday, Justin Morneau has been much more effective against right-handed pitching this season, with a .309 batting average as opposed to .218 against left-handers. Also, 14 of his 16 HRs and 45 of 58 RBIs have come against righties."
I just don't get his situation; I try to justify the huge drop from all the concussions....but how does a concussion make you suck against lefties only
" blue is just making up stats now"
Well, people can make up stats to justify anything. 43% of all people know that, Kent.
-Homer Simpson
I'm done kodbaggin here, asking this (ns)
is there ever talk or suspicion about him ever juicing back around his MVP campaign? It doesn't seem like him, but, it would explain things a little more, at least in my mind.
kod is great
"is there ever talk or suspicion about him ever juicing back around his MVP campaign?"
not that i know of, but i would not be surprised either.
i'm addicted to boobies
also i have bad gas today.
Sun Jifa, a 51-year-old farmer in China, lost both hands in an explosion and has spent the last eight years building new bionic hands.
fuckign farmers
his new hands are heavy and hot he said.
but they are suite*.
he watched star wars and built that
fucking kod bagger
pushing the envelope
i ruined the kod bag. i have ruiners remorse.
i'd go toke up to feel better, but i might get addicted.
also i have no idear* where to buy weed.
dispensary
I just don't get his situation; I try to justify the huge drop from all the concussions....but how does a concussion make you suck against lefties only
Many LH hitters have a higher BA against RH pitchers than they do LH pitchers
he used to not suck against either.
buying some land in denver monday.
sounds fun.
i will have to go visit it and hang out with blue at his excercise facility.
he used to not suck against either.
He's older. Players get worst* as they get older. Unless they're juicing.
excercise facility.
Knows English
i know english, i can't spell
"not that i know of, but i would not be surprised either."
that's where I'm at too
Sometimes shit just happens.
forest gump
maybe all the LH pitchers he's facing are on the juice now
At least half of the LH pitchers are juicing
/Conte
i'd like victor conte's comments on this please
wall
"maybe all the LH pitchers he's facing are on the juice now"
I like that theory, I may steal that from you someday (ns)
prince fielder looks disgusting
"prince fielder looks disgusting"
I blame Miggy
That and everybody looks worse in Detroit.
That and everybody looks worse in Detroit.
jilted lover
"As recently as a couple of weeks ago, the White House was putting out feelers to see if Hillary Clinton was interested in replacing Joe Biden on the ticket," Klein told Secrets. "Bill Clinton, I'm told, was urging his wife to accept the number two spot if it was formally offered. Bill sees the vice presidency as the perfect launching pad for Hillary to run for president in 2016."
Man Billy will stop at nothing to try and get back in that house.
it aint happening bro
What is more likely to happen? Billy getting back into the white house, or LP attending an LOV summit?
or are they both 0%?
billy getting back to the white house is way more likely.
Bill Clinton will get back in the White House. He's become a very valuable diplomat to the US.
bill clinton should be VP
"jilted lover"
Scorned.
But anyway, he was replaced incredibly well
yeah, that's the dream ticket..
breers suck according to some guy on this blog
7-11 nachos are great
but...bill clinton is right
if Hillary is the Veep, that's the perfect platform to run for PotUSoA in 2016
he's so smart
not really
/al gore
VP is a terrible platform to be the next president.
when is the last time the vp became the next president?
But anyway, he was replaced incredibly well
Noodle Arm?
bold
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