AFC East: Pats to lose.
Pats (13-3) - True the Seymour injury hurts and Harrison won't be there for 4 weeks but they open vs NYJ, then home for two (S.D and Buffalo) then Cincy and Cleveland. 5-0? Not out of the question, 4-1 likely. The offensive additions they made are huge. Moss could be somethig else with Brady if he stays healthy. Can they get to Arizona for a rematch with the Eagles?
Player to watch : WR Randy Moss
Bills (9-7) - Drastic changes on offense and defense. JP is not a scrub and Lynch will be a star. Player to watch : RB Marshawn Lynch
Jets (8-8) - Back to normal. Just feels right.
Player to watch : No one
Dolphins (4-12) - NFC East foes, AFC East foes and NFC North foes. Good morning, good afternoon, good night. Player to watch : TE David Martin
AFC North : Money, hoes and clothes is all a nugga knows.
Ravens (13-3) - Billick calling plays from Day one, the McGahee pick up and the best defense in the game is enough to take them very, very far. Player to watch : RB Willis McGahee
Steelers (10-6) - Re-birth of a QB. Player to watch : WR Santonio Holmes
Bengals (9-7) - Not worried about the offense, it's the defense that's scary. Wasn't Lewis brought in for his defensive knowledge? Player to watch : CB Leon Hall
Browns (3-13) - Where for out thou Romeo? Unemployment line. Player to watch : WR Braylon Edwards
AFC South : VY's in 2012.
Colts (11-5) - Repeating is hard unless you eat hot dogs. Too many key starters lost and the Tarik Glenn retirement stung the nostrils. Player to watch : WR Anthony Gonzalez
Jax Jaguars (10-6) - Can Garrad win in December? January? We know the D is nasty, step up offense. Make a play. Player to watch : RB Maurice-Jones Drew
Texans (9-7) - Surprise! Most wins in team history. Kubiak loves Schaub (hated Carr) and the WR sleeper Jacoby Jones is going to be a nice bookend for Andre Johnson. Player to watch : WR Jacoby Jones
Titans (5-11) - They have zero football players other than Vinsanity. 0. Player to watch : QB Vince Young
AFC West : There is only one L.T folks and he is retired.
Chargers (12-4) - Could Norv Turner fuck up a wet dream? Player to watch : Do I have to tell you?
Denver (11-5) - Tweak here, tweak there and watch out. Denver could make some noise in January. Player to watch : WR Brandon Marshall
Raiders (6-10) - After 2-14 you'd be happy with this too. Luke McNown but? C'mon Kiffie. Player to watch : Agent for Jamarcus Russell.
Cheifs (4-12) - Not a good football team, at all. LJ and Tony. That's it. Player to watch : RB Kolby Smith
AFC Playoffs : Pats, Ravens (Byes)
Chargers over Steelers - Colts over Broncos (again)
Ravens over Colts
Chargers over Pats
Ravens over Chargers
Super Bowl : Ravens defeat Eagles 26-18
Super Bowl MVP : SS Ed Reed
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I think I'm onto something
first comment!!!! Fear the helmet.
great post again EP, I like the Jets player to watch.
good hotdog line also.
I thought this was supposed to be funny.
I guess NYers have different senses of humor.
Bob Sanders is Katt Williams?
"These night shots of downtown Indy are spectacular.
(s)"
Screw you.
If the Saints can't score on the Colts, no way Baltimore can.
I demand a revision to your post.
Ankiel is a dirty fuck
see that weazy, hes fucking juiced up thats why hes hitting all the homer
weazy's comeback:
everyones juiced up
reggie wayne looks like a keeper
it's game one freak
Reggie Wayne is their #1 WR now...you can try and pine on and on about Marvin Harrison, but he's lost a little something, and Reggie Wayne is "the man" now.
"Repeating is hard unless you eat hot dogs."
"Where for out thou Romeo? Unemployment line."
"Could Norv Turner fuck up a wet dream?"
all deadly deke, all deadly
tiger woo
AP allowing 1-AA schools into the poll
this is ridiculous
drew brees got me 1 point...one fucking point
I'm taking the C off of his jersey right now
i slept for 14 straight hours
i think i got up once to pee
i am surprised he got you 1.
fake nyquil and sudafed put me into a coma.... i didn't get a chance to play any video game
very nice LoVad
but you feel better?
i guess
i don't want to miss the uf/troy game tomorrow.... i'm sure a full day of tailgating will help my cold (s)
alcohol kills germs.
"fake nyquil and sudafed put me into a coma.... i didn't get a chance to play any video game"
At least now you'll be left out of the Congressional inquiry on video game doping.
ok the pac-10 poon has been worked on some, hopefully we'll end up with some good pictures and witty comments
or not
Pac-10 poon
I agreed with zeke, the name needed to be changed.
no nl east games last night
NLeast. hahaha.
wow i'm the only one who took the pats in the suicide pool.... lots of sea and pit picks
I should have taken the Colts
i missed the whole game last night.... slept through every minute
you didn't miss much but Manning to Wayne for TD about 4 times
"Reggie Wayne is their #1 WR now...you can try and pine on and on about Marvin Harrison, but he's lost a little something, and Reggie Wayne is "the man" now."
Just stop with this nonsense. Harrison has not lost anything. That's just crazy talk.
Did you not see him blow right past Mike McKenzie on a simple streak? Only reason he got caught at the two was because Peyton had to underthrow it so the safety couldn't get to it.
Reggie Wayne is very good, but Harrison is still better. That's why, left with a choice, teams will double cover Marvin, not Reggie.
ok freak...keep living in your dream world
"it's game one freak"
I know, I know.
But it's hard not to get excited after a performance like that.
Hopefully they can keep it up.
i took the pats in my $$$ suicide pool.
the colts played?
it's ok to admit your man crush on marvin harrison
I think TMQ might be right about the NO aints
Show me an example of Marvin, "losing a little".
example 1,
he only caught 4 balls last night...against bad corners.
old marvin would have had 10
i'm not saying that he's not still good, just that reggie has passed him.
I wonder if that would have anything to do with the Saints doubling Marvin and not Reggie.
I guess not.
did you even watch the game freak?
the saints played 2 deep, and then a lot of man2man on the edges...they didn't roll a safety towards marvin's side.
example 2) @Denver last year...there wasn't any double coverage on him there and he had 38 yards rcving
point 3) he's 35 years old...ask TP...that's old
Marvin will have to miss a game because he had to visit dr. jellyfinger.
Yeah, I pretty much made that last comment up. Seeing if I could slide it through without you noticing.
But to say, based off one game's performance, that Marvin is losing it is just silly.
Especially when, during the game, he showed he can still blow past people with the best of them.
And sure, Marvin used to go for 10 catches against defenses like that, but that was when people like Jerome Pathon was the 2nd reciever.
damn buckeye fans sent me this. now you have to read it too:
Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan.
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
(Clutching at straws!)
Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent.
(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born.
(Those were the daaaaaays!)
You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season.
(Been playing since the 1870s!)
Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.
(We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)
"it's ok to admit your man crush on marvin harrison"
It's full blown dude. The guy is the best reciever, E V E R. I can't help but love the way he plays.
Plus, he's not a chauvanistic brat whenever he does something well.
he is humble
i still think rice > harrison.
but will not mock the man crush on starvin marvin.
note that the michigan bud light real men of genius thing was probably originally written for Notre Dame.
I can't believe that B&T didn't have anything to say about the UM game this last week. I guess even OSU fans are in mourning.
Duke LAX players are going after the city for 30M$.
Tornado test siren.
Ahhhhhhh.
Jim Tressel said the loss was embarassing for the whole conference.
I think he might have even added an "even Indiana" after his comment.
this month is disaster preparedness month...or so i've been told
I thought illinois had some hotshot qb recruit that was a freshman last year, but he's not their starting qb this year I don't think
zook is a genius
Illinois does have a good freshman QB.
He played when Juice Williams got hurt last week and they almost won.
Of course they lost because he fumbled on the goal line, then threw a terrible freshman INT. but he looked good.
Ill. QB > Notre Dame QB.
so far...in college.
Juice was the guy I was thinking of...i didn't realize he got hurt, and was wondering why this other dude was playing
Rich-Rod got another year added to his deal
hooray WVU
"I think he might have even added an "even Indiana" after his comment."
39,000 people were at the game last weekend. I was shocked when I heard that.
they were indiana state fans.
Stupid people from Terre Haute.
Who calls themselves the Sycamores?
cincinatti looks decent, could give the mountaineers a run for theri money in the big least
that's what the announcers were saying about cinci.
Big East is probably a little better than most people think.
UL, WVU, Rutgers are all good.
Cinci, USF are solid teams.
USF > Cinci....probably.
didn't the natti upset one of the big 3 last year? Rutgers I think
freak do you know this kid
youtube clip
yes natti did upset someone.
usf beat wvu last year too.
cinci almost beat WVU too.
slow morning.
HUNGRY.
cinci lost to UL by 6 last year too...they weren't all that bad
I hate dome stadiums
nick lachey likes cinci.... so they must be good
TP, you're supposed to fight the drowsiness. That's what puts you in the zone.
you know what else I hate....
fat people who park in the handicap spots. You're not handicapped, you made a life choice. The guy missing a leg is handicapped.
And quit using those powered carts in the store...maybe if your ass got up and walked around and did some shopping you wouldn't be so damn fat.
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"TP, you're supposed to fight the drowsiness. That's what puts you in the zone"
i had no fight in me yesterday
there is a guy wearing a j-shirt and jorts in the office today...I laughed so hard my eyes watered.
App state travels well
the little kid at the end of the 4th video made me laugh
The guy is the best reciever, E V E R. I can't help but love the way he plays.
Marvin is good, Jerry Rice is better.
get your kicks in now freak, your time is coming.
Blue hates fat people. Just like me.
Back-up QB committs a 187
1) What's up with back-up players and murder or attempted murder?
2) "Police allege that Hendricks and the four other suspects are members of a gang known as the Bird Rock Bandits. " - Bird Rock Bandits, what happened to the good gang names?
yeah, we're not hearing much about the golden domers so far...
I'd mock UM as much as the next guy for last week's debacle, but in context of how good my team is.
ND is awful.
New Hampshire isn't gangsta
Ankiel is a dirty fuck
see that weazy, hes fucking juiced up thats why hes hitting all the homer
2:13 AM
Spaceman Spiff said...
weazy's comeback:
everyones juiced up
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Wrong -- it was before he became a hitter.
the murder was in San Diego though....
Bird Rock Gangsters?
yea, so theres absolutely no way ankiels juicing right now?
close matchup between tem and weasel, will weasel go down?
Who wants Muhsin Muhammud?
*Muhammad
I had muhsin in a league last year and was very dissatisfied
when does espn update fantasy points
they're updated
i have to poop.
or at least they were earlier.
now ESPN is telling me my name is santos
I'm completely destorying Champ-yun.
*he hasn't had anyone play yet
shamhoff is dying inside with this whole ankiel story...it makes me laugh.
he's committed a lot of effort to the story, I guess his jean shorts will just stay wrinkled
that chick from HS musical that I posted her nekkid pic yesterday...her agent has come out and admitted it was her.
conspiracy be damned.
jorts wrinkle? i thought no wrinkles was the beauty of them???
"It's full blown dude. The guy is the best reciever, E V E R."
I can't believe this didn't get more objections.
1549 rec., 22895 yds, 14.8 YPC, 197 TD, 13-time Pro Bowler
1022 rec., 13697 yds, 13.4 YPC, 122 TD, 8-time Pro Bowler
One of these guys is not like the other. This is even close freak.
keith-
i was letting him have his moment.
I think if Marvin plays until he's 40 like Rice did that he'll get a couple of those records
both my teams are relying on ced benson
New BIO post. He's embezzling money from the suicide pool he's running a work. Brilliant.
champ-yun did get dumped on last night, its like the guys didnt even show up
And apparently back in the day, he wrote a song called, "Clemens got a No Decision".
Rice > Harrison. No contest.
Nice start on the Pac-10 poon blue.
tyler, stop, you're killing me
i got a rice > marvin in there early on, but like i said, i got no beef with someone crushing on marvin.
BIO likes the mole sauce...
who is this guy
BIO is embezzling? interesting.
He is probably just putting the funds in an ING account and collecting and keeping the interest.
if he is commish that's probably an acceptable fee if he is doing a good job.
I did that one year. Put the money for the NCAA brackets in a high yield fund...I made like .35 cents that whole month
I think Marvin's a first ballot HOFer, in fact if someone doesn't vote for him, they should have their credentials taken away, but when you're talking about the GOAT, it's Rice.
Tem, he's using it to have more available cash on hand to pay for things like the chicken enchiladas in molé sauce that he likes so much. He said he'll hit up the ATM or write a check when he has to pay the winner. If someone wrote me a check one week for winning a suicide pool, I would punch them in the face.
Did you record that on your Taxes, Blue?
he didn't enjoy the mole sauce this time though...eating food bought with tainted money just doesn't taste as good.
I'll give Harrison first ballot HOF, but he's not close to #1.
"Did you record that on your Taxes, Blue?"
yep, got a 1099 from the bank, so I had to. destroyed my refund
Art Monk > Marvin Harrison
Steve Largent > Marvin Harrison
the list goes on
yancy thigpen > marvin harrison
ok, maybe that is too far
of course blue chooses a white receiver. Why don't you just throw Cris Collinsworth in there too.
collinsworth was before his time
i'd go to bat for Steve Largent against just about anyone except for Rice
Collinsworth played the same time as Largent
I know, the collinsworth comment was a joke
I meant that he was "before his time" meaning that his abilities were truly appreciated while playing, but now he would be considered great.
of course that all is a very large (s)
*weren't
JP Losman is in for a long day this weekend.
he made a "leinart-esque" statement about Champ Bailey this week.
something along the lines of "we're going to take our chances, it's our best reciever against their best corner"
Fuck TPS
atta boy deke
i do not like mole sauce, mexican kind or brees kind
i'm not a fan of the mole either...or the weasel
ahaha...who already got elimanated from the suicide pool?
eliminated*
another hot british chick
wearing some clothes, but not much
That would be the guy who calls himself "the champ" who was eliminated in the suicide pool
champ had NO?
reggie bush got me 3 points in the keeper league.... not a solid start
i guess champ didn't make a pick
champ was too busy hanging out with chicks in his hottub to make a pick
TP...which 1-AA school does Florida play this week?
the rest of el retardo's column is up
troy
troy is 1-A
Troy McClure?
Troy McClure is A-1.
Troy Glaus is now being implicated in getting shipments of roids
list of troy mcclure’s movies….
"The president's Neck Is Missing!"
and "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
cracked me up
"Smoke Yourself Thin"
is funny too
Solid effort by everyone today.
i think it's one of the best day evAr
Using freak's reasoning, that might be a true statement.
you got a home ASU game tomorrow, keith?
Yep, the next 3 weeks. Tomorrow ASU v. Colorado.
gotta get some more ASU poon
damn... i jealous of all the 7:00pm kickoffs
Life sucks. At least I have HD now.
I will try. It's supposed to be 106 again so there should be some out there.
The Badgers are on fucking Versus tomorrow.
Motherfucking versus.
HD = good
versus > espnu or cstv
Me and my buddies have been sending emails to ASU all week. The games are at 7:00 but they don't open the lots for tailgating until 3:30. We got there at 1:00 last week and they wouldn't let us park so we lied and said we were going to the vollyball game. Then we started setting up and they tried to kick us out, but we gave the parking guy a burger and a water and he let us stay. but it's ridiculous that they don't let people park until 3:30.
end temrant. That was my first one, it felt good.
what about people who bring their RVs like the day before?
"but they don't open the lots for tailgating until 3:30"
what? that's crazy.... florida opens up the lots at 8:00 am for games 3:30 or later and 7:00 am for noon starts
it's harder to find pictures of hot Pac-10 chicks than you'd think
In Columbus they open some lots the night before games. We said in our emails that if ASU wants to become a legit program, then need to let their fans tailgate earlier.
i just got sucked into some vortex of a TPS mega meeting.
it hurt like hell.
people are already tailgating now.
for the game against Akron.
(NS).
Do you live on Lane Ave tem?
Youngstown State, Akron...wtf...is Ohio state just playing all the other teams from Ohio?
next on the schedule...ohio technical institute.
OSU plays at least one in-state school every year. I think they're just trying to keep the money in the state.
(s)
But they play @ Washington this year, and the next 2 years they have a home and home with USC, then a home and home with either Miami or Oklahoma after that. The last 2 years they played Texas, too. So they schedule the big schools too.
washington.....HA!
boise state is playing washington
The schedules are made years in advance. To my knowledge, they don't use crystal balls.
(s)
i live at the corner of lane and kenny. it's a brand new place.
"OSU plays at least one in-state school every year. I think they're just trying to keep the money in the state."
actually this is 100% ns.
they scheduled the wash game a long time ago, when wash was solid ish.
I still need that wideout. I hate all of you.
in which league?
wtf happened to zeke today?
i think the suns gamma rays are fucking with the stress levels in ohio.
it's a nice 78 degrees out today...I love fall
deke
Don't hate us because your WRs suck
It's a cool 98 degrees here today. I feel like Nick Lachey.
hate us because we root for teams better than the brewers
Bush better not muck up tonights game, that homo
Um, I just realized that's 2 Nick Lachey shout outs today. Gross. My fault guys.
i hate girl magazines (like cosmo or self)that have things like "everything you ever wanted to know about sex" on the cover. those articles are always the shit i already know. they are the shit everyone knows. guys don't like foreplay, girls do, no shit. they need to tell me things like are some girls really one and done for the night? do i really have to spend the night if its just a one night stand or is leaving early OK? anyway i say fuck those magazine articles.
nick lachey had a hot wife.
fine, i'll take it.
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