Friday, December 06, 2013
Colts +6.5 over BANGLES
Ya huge game. I like the points here. Even though Cincy is pretty strong at home. Luck's beard pisses me off. Fucking so something with it. I mean groom it your in the NFL now. oh i'm so smart but I cant figure out how to shave hair on my face. fucking faggot.
GREEN BAY -whatever the fucking line is. Fucking yahoo has been terrible this year with admin issues. that's because they have a woman in charge- over Falcons
Falcons. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Falcons, Texans, wft. The might Flynn's will win at home handily.
NE over Clev.
Don't care what the line is, will lay as much as 14. If Josh Gordon goes over 2 bills this weekend I'll change my name to Nancy McGillacuddly.
Oakland +2.5 over JETS
The Jets offense is so miserable. I think Oakland could win.
Detroit +2.5 over PHILLY
Time for Philly to lose. Lions rip a few in a row here and grab a playoff spot. Stafford has to stop with the silly picks.
Miami +3 over BURGH
Fins are a better team. Period.
TAMPA -2.5 over Buffalo
One of those home/away picks. If the game was in west ny i'd ride the bills. It's not. It's in the strip club capital of the world.
KC-3 over WASH
The Skins are awful.
Vikes +6.5 over BMORE
Adrian Peterson is the MVP of the league. Vikes would be WINLESS without him. DISCUSS.
BRONCS -12 over Titans
Unless it's -18 degrees or snowy this will be a blowout.
Ramalamadingdongs +6.5 over AZ
This line is hella high. Zona had a nice stretch but they ain't no great team. Carson Palmer is still involved here.
Seattle +2.5 over SF
Well yes, clearly they play better at home. But Seattle is scary good. Fastest defense I've watched in awhile. I feel like they have 13 guys on the field. And Wilson is like a brown not gay right handed Steve Young.
Oh Carolina +3 over NO
Push. Saints win. But Carolina is ready for the big time.
Dallas +1 over BEARS
Boys will smell the blood once they see the Lions knock off philly. Week 17 game vs Philly will be the deciding game.
Thursday, December 05, 2013
I liked this quote the best:
no meiz today...he's either slammed at work or passed out on $8 vodka
Some things never change.
There was also this:
The Rev said...
Zeke and I are the Stockton and Malone of LOV.
Chalk Pizza vs Dirt Sandwhich* debate.
LOVAD was in full swing back then...good times!
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
Tuesday, December 03, 2013
By the by, 99% of shit is fake. The person asking for money for their kids, fake. Knowshon fake. Everything except Paul Walker dead this week is fake.
I did the parent thing this weekend where I said that bgtem is smart because she was able to perform a simple task. I immediately caught myself, but it was too late. The virus or whatever it is has infected me. Eventually I will be that guy who says their kid is a genius because they can put a square toy in a square hole or finish a Shrek puzzle.
WaVa basketball team looks like it might be above average this year. That will make up for the shitty football team. They were shitty. Hopefully next year they are less shitty.
Talk about tOSU getting jumped pisses off the local fan base here. Their #1 argument seems to be that they have won 22 straight. I don't think last season's wins count towards this year. The tOSU basketball team is flying under the radar here. They are good but probably not great.
I can't watch NBA right now. Wake me when it is the playoffs or at least near it.
I can't watch hockey right now. Wake me when it is over.
Monday, December 02, 2013
damn, he never had his car
Knowshon feels our pain
gonna eat a tuna sandwich no crust in his honor
special related dat ass
may you granny shift in that quarter mile in the sky cuh
Thursday, November 28, 2013
By the time this gets posted, keef will have had 3 Thanksgivings. S
Turkeys...fried, baked, or smoked? What is your preference? How would you rank them?
I hope everyone has a happy and blessed Thanksgiving! Enjoy the long weekend, food, football, and booze.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
what are you thankful for? I'm thankful for cmfost, and mills
Monday night, doblue1 was getting ready for bed and started pulling clothes out of her closet, ones that were too big and didn't fit her. I asked her what she was doing. She goes to a charter school and they have to wear uniforms. They have variable options, so it's not the exact same thing everyday. Anyway, she told me that she has a friend at school who only has one uniform, so she wears the same dress, shirt, and tights everyday to school. Doblue said "She only has one, and I have all these ones that I don't even wear, so I want to give them to her". It melted my heart. So cmblue took the clothes to school yesterday before school and gave them to the teacher because we didn't want to embarrass the little girl. The teacher was so thankful she started to tear up, and said, in all her years of teaching this is the sweetest thing any of her students has done. These are the days where I'm proud to be a father, and while most the time I feel like I'm just screwing my kids up, it's days like this when I realize that inspite of my idiocy, my kids are going to be great human beings.
As dumb as it sounds, this little episode has put the holidays back into perspective for me, and now I'm all weird and happy and giddy.
Now I can sit and watch football and drink beer all day tomorrow, in peace.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Tampa Bay keeps winning. That's OK. There is no great player at the top of the draft board. Going into the year I thought Clowney might be the man, but I don't feel that way anymore.
Pirates Hot Stove moves? I don't think there are any.
tOSU fans are praying for a Bama or FSU loss. It'd be hilarious if Auburn beats Bama and leapfrogs tOSU.
I want to retire in 15 years.
Short week this week, we get 1/2 day Wednesday and then all of Thursday and Friday off. Yee haw.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Don't feel like typing out the lines and names and shit. So just some small talk.
I'm on all the dogs. Think I finally cracked the code. Usually it takes me until week 8 or 9.
If the Giants beat the Cowboys this weekend oh man......
Wonder what the concussion tests are like.
Seems like there should be a bit more consideration in the GM's office to have a good backup QB. Bears know. Packers don't.
Still not sure what the Giants were thinking when they elected to have Painter over Carr. Carr is far better. Favor to Peyton maybe?
Manning / Brady - I could look this up but I feel like Brady has gotten the better of Manning but I remember Mannings super bowl year they beat them in a tremendous game at RCA and that win is probably worth 2 or 3 reg season wins. Think Pats beat them twice in playoffs? Was one the AFC champ game? I don't recall specifically and not looking it up. Debate.
This A-Rod thing, I'm certain he is a fucking huge liar and he probably took steroids but MLB is kind of acting really shady themselves. For a guy who never failed a drug test they sure as shit have a hard-on for this guy. Bribes, felons this thing is playing out like a political thriller we've seen in a movie. Just with bats and balls instead of murder and espionage.
Knicks stink. Melo is gone. Welp. Happy the Nets are falling apart already.
Hot Stove. I want Braun. Bourjos. Eithier. Peralta. (not all but I like those targets)
And a 4th rotation guy that will throw 200 innings. Ike for Braun Meiz and other pieces, do it do it.
I know this was a bit lazy but this time I have an excuse I'm out or work thurs and fri, cmep's gramma passed so we all busy and shit with wakes and burials and shit. Thanks in advance for condolences for miss ep. If you are lucky enough to have grandparents in your life still god bless they are true gems.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
The Fielder/Kinsler trade...I like the trade for both teams. That's my analysis. I did find this headline funny..."Trade shows Tigers have a 'win-now' mentality".
*********Dad and baby ramblings below, feel free to skip*************
Being a dad is awesome! I've been having a great time with this little guy. We were blessed with a baby that doesn't cry a whole lot, but I'm sure that'll catch on at some point. I took two weeks off work to spend time with him and cmjug and to help her out. I'll go back next week, work 3 days, and have another 5 off.
He arrived 11 days early. He was born on the Marine Corps birthday (Nov 10) which made my dad happy. We named him Jackson Louis Marici. I've always liked the name Jack and Louis is my middle name (after my grandfather).
Everything seemed to happen so fast; cmjug started feeling the labor pains around 6:30 on Saturday night, we were in the hospital by 9:30, and he was born at 1:42 Sunday morning. He gave us a little scare while we were in the hospital and didn't eat on the first full night. His blood sugar dropped and the nurses said they might have to put him in the NICU, which would have meant we would have had to leave him there at least a night after cmjug was released. Luckily with some help from the lactation specialist we were able to get his blood sugar back up and leave together. He has been eating like a champ ever since.
I wasn't sure what to expect with having my first kid at 39, but its just been amazing, life changing experience to say the least. For those not on Facebook, I added a couple of my favorite pics of the little man. I don't do a lot of posting on Facebook, but I'll throw a pic up there from time to time.
*************End dad and baby ramblings*******************
Mize...I still need a name and pic from the Lions Bears game.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive. Ok, there you go
some of the luckiest people are the ones who....
Fantasy seasons are starting to wind down. I'm on the outside of the playoffs in my money league, but have a good shot to get into the top 4 (currently in 5th place). Or, I could tank and then be in the running to win the consolation bracket and at least break even. It's a dilemma.
Single dad this weekend as cmblue has a wedding to attend out of town. Party time.
refs made the right call on Monday night. Dude shouldn't have thrown the flag anyway, that's the unwritten rule of the last play of the game.
How does George Zimmerman have such a hot girlfriend. Maybe he's just a great guy who has been misunderstood? Or do chicks just like bad boys, or fame? Or maybe, she knew that eventually, dating a guy who has no job and just killed a teenager would get her in the headlines somehow.
Has anybody watched the Mike Tyson stand up special on HBO yet? I saw the first part of it, and it's just too hard to understand what he's saying. Maybe I need a hearing aid, I don't know.
Pics from the Thomas Howard crash are ridiculous. Makes me not want to buy a BMW, I thought those were supposed to be safe cars. If it can't keep from being destroyed when you're traveling at over 100mph and clip a truck and go airborne, then I don't want one.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Ray Lewis is going to pay half of A. Brooks' fine if he gets one. That's nice of him. NFL should double the fine.
bgtem has an ear infection. She basically got candy for medicine. Where was the fucking candy medicine when I was a kid? Dimatap was the tastiest stuff out there. The orange stuff you learned to like. This stuff is like pink and fruity.
Nets suck. Fire Jason Kidd. Get players who haven't logged a million miles on those knees.
Half day because the kid is sick. I am home in the AM, cmtem comes home at noon. I think I will have McDonalds for lunch.
Allstate commercial needs some editing. Grill falls out, next shot grill is in the truck.
I need hired by commercial people to watch them to help them out.
Monday, November 18, 2013
look at the bad intentions on Woodley's face in the 3rd angle, damn, awesome
Hendricks was robbed, but if you think you have 3 rounds for sure, with MMA judges, going into a 5th round, still gotta keep going for it to make sure, seemed like he could have tried harder in the 5th, still thought he won though.
what happened to Lions in the second half? Stafford had like 320 in the 1st half and ends up with like 370? the fuk?
Friday, November 15, 2013
Jets +1 over BILLS
The Bills are a mess the Jets are actually ok enough. I swear Ed Reed always looks like he's the drunk black uncle.
BEARS +3 over Baltimore
Been a real struggle for the Ravens this year. The AFC North and NFC East are terrible.
Browns +5.5 over BENGALS
The Browns are actually ok enough. Bengals have enough on offense not sure why they struggle so mightily. I guess it's the ginger. Fucking gingers.
Skins +3.5 over EAGLES
Iggles are turrible at home. I ain't buying the Foles hype.
STEELERS +2 over Lions
Fucking Lions type game. They will lose like 9-6 or something like that. No chance that clown coaching staff prepares them well enough. They should rip the Steelers this week but wont because Fucking Lions. Just when they get momentum it happens.
Atlanta -1 over TAMPA
Wonder if Tony G regrets coming back.
JAX +7 over Cards
Like keef said, no clue why Arizona is giving 7. Grab yourself a frozen custard keef for that gem.
Raiders +7 over TEXANS
Again, no clue here either.
San Diego -1 over MIAMI
Fins are toxic.
SAINTS -3 over Niners
Kaep returns to the scene of the Super Bowl loss.
SEATTLE -12 over Vikes
kc +8.5 over Broncos
all im saying is that pass rush vs a bum ankle wobbly manning cannot = blowout.
Pats +2.5 over CAROLINA
Brady and Bill are 15-5 in Monday Nighters, 4-0 when preceded by a Bye and 8-6 ATS off of Bye weeks in general. Carolina has some steam behind them but a healthy Pats team with balance will come out on top.